How many of you negros have Jow Forums related jobs? Any armed guards? Commiefornian here...

Not true. I've been offered bouncer jobs and I'm white

No
Idk, you’d think being trained to kill people would be a good skill to have, but I guess being a fat, tall, black guy is all you need.

Unfortunately, I’m a short, in shape, white guy

Does ATF field agent count as a Jow Forums job?

Well after my military service i started to work as contractor, and now im doing CP and travel a lot. CP and security is always shitty, and with experience and connections someday you will get a job thats a bit less shitty. Mine is well payed right now but the people i work for are complete fuckin scumbags and idiots. At least pur team is good and all expenses are covered. No way you will get a good gig without prior experience.

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I forgot, im currently doing my master of science degree at a distance learn university and will fuck off from this line of work as soon as i can.

No you cuck

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Yeah you're not bouncer material.

I just want to see some tiddies while making minimum wage :(

Why must I live only to suffer

I just signed a contract to be airborne infantry, but I don’t ship out for another week and a half or so. I’m pretty excited but in all honesty I’m probably gonna spend my time sweeping the motor pool or other dumb bullshit. Oh well

Then be a bartender

How do I get a job as a bartender with no experience?

Go to bartending school
Outsidr of that have people skills and dont look like a fedoralord

I work in a Gun factory
AMA

Bar tending school is out of the question since I’m going to actual school. I’d consider myself an attractive, sociable, and well liked person, however, I have absolutely no experience as a server or bartender. I have leadership experience, but no actual applicable job experience

How exactly are rifle barrels forged?

If no bartender school, google and memorize the top 20 classic drinks and become a bar back. Getting a good gig as a bartender is hard. I bartend in Vegas and it’s a bitch

The barrel blank is basically extruded by the hammers over the mandrel. The mandrel is tapered to allow it to rotate counter to the barrel rotation and not stick. The rate of rotation helps set the rifling twist rate

I have work a pretty Jow Forums job.

>have met people who had family killed by General Butt Naked.
>work with tons of Africans in general
>am literally issued jerry rigged weapons (the great Plywood Shield of Doom.)
>get covered in OC and CS at least once a month
>have seen the orange outline of a prisoner who had 8 cans of OC used on him
>watched two prisoners fight from a tower while Bad Blood by Taylor Swift played at full volume on a broken radio
>had a Sergeant tell a prisoner he'd "fuck-start" his "burphole" if he didn't stop yelling
>watched a female officer smash a prisoner's dick with a riot baton
>went in deep on as the point man of the "goon squad", which was me, a pardoned war criminal from Uganda, two Ethiopians, and a Kenyan.
>"OFFENDAH, SURRENDAH NOW OR WE BEAT YOU BAD. DIS WILL NOT END WELL. WE KILL." -the guy behind me.

Welcome to working in a prison.

the point of being a bouncer is to intimidate drunk idiots to keep them from misbehaving, and to toss drunk idiots outside if they misbehave anyway. It's not to kill people

You don't need to go to bartending school to work at 99% of the bars in the country. If you know (or can learn) how to make the most common drinks, congrats, you are more qualified than almost every other bartender out there

Keep it on topic faggots

The forging process is pretty tempermental when you forge the chamber edge at the same time

>worst korea

Meh I already did my time. Shit pay but the stints itself was pretty fun plus I also rub shoulders with some of the celebrities who were shanghaied into conscription. Even made friend with some of them.

Not saying I'd enlist full time but since I was a recent batch my name is in the reservist force and I have to go for a couple weeks of training per year for another 5 years so yeah.

I'm currently the director of Safety and Security at a federal facility. It's not very Jow Forums, I wear a suit and tie, don't carry a gun, don't even have a baton. I push paper and file requisition orders. It's nice not getting shot at/attacked for a living though. I've also been a cop, a body guard, and a soldier though. Being a body guard was pretty fucking dope. I worked for this guy who was like a mix of Dale Gribble and Alex Jones but wasn't allowed to own firearms because of Brady Laws. He hired me within a few weeks of getting out of the Army thanks to a friend in the Pentagon. I got to drive a tricked out suburban everywhere, wore a suit and tie, had a monthly ammo allowance, and was paid to spend every Saturday at the fun range. Wound up leaving because he had a complete mental break and wanted me to shoot some girl scouts who came onto his property to sell cookies.

I work at an LGS, fun stuff, industry discounts, free range time. I've almost built an AR

I used to be a barback and backup security for a strip club. I'm 5'9" and wiry, pretty much the opposite of the usual gorilla-inna-polo.

They hired me because:
1. I had actual security experience and an unarmed guard cert
2. I didn't make the strippers feel like I was gonna grope them every time I looked at them, unlike the mongoloids working the door
3. I could talk drunk people down instead of having to beat on them, which saved literally tens of thousands of dollars in damages a year (the apes at the door managed to break something with a customer's face at least nightly)
4. I could go incognito simply by pulling my uniform polo off
Pay was fucking fantastic because the bartenders split tips with me and I made a good hourly (between $150 and $400 in tip-outs a night plus $17/hr), hours weren't too terrible (Friday through Sunday 2000hrs-0200hrs), but I had to deal with drunk fuckwads, roidraging door bouncers, and diseased strippers all the time.

Former 13A, now I'm a doctor.

Casino Security
ask away

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Whoa. Where at, negro?

Do you get to do any mafioso shit to cheaters like in the movie "Casino".

whats that thing on the rail of your gun

How much do you get paid? Do you like it? Do you have to deal with boomers shitting themselves on slot machines all the time?

>a fucking omnivore
LOL

Eh, I work at an optics company. Occasionally I get to do shit with guns.

Would you consider yourself a gun for hire?

Yes. I'm a supervisor at an armed security company that does dispensaries and other stuff.
>Pros: Guns.
>Cons: Most of my guys are absolute faggots.

is this unironic manlet posting?

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My fellow CO negro.

I work at a US state prison with ~2000 female inmates. I've seen some shit man.

>had to record an inmate dying once with a GoPro
>respond to fight with one inmate biting a chunk out of the others leg
>cutters are typically for attention so I don't make a big deal out of them
>cell extractions out the ass.
Whenever we suit up, they typically just give up because they get me and the other biggest dude on shift
>LT sprays a shit ton of what can only be described as lava vapor in to a cell and makes our team enter immediately
Fuck 7% vapor OC
>inmate covering her cell walls with her own blood from various extremedies
>inmate covered her floor with shit, piss and lotion so that it was a slip and slide of Nurgle's own design

It's not so bad most of the time though. Inmates don't typically mess with me after they saw my first few uses of force.

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Awww shit.

You couldn't pay me enough to work in a female prison. I'm fine working around murderous Gigga Niggas and El Gobbos.

Got one in seg who threatened to put her period blood on me when she gets out of seg, so we'll see how that goes

>the le every white male is 6'2" or taller maymay
Yeah I'm short, so fucking what. Hasn't stopped me from living a happy and fulfilling life.

nice airsoft mags

punch her in her stupid face

I work as an armed guard its what ever idk why people on her are crying about doing jobs like these its better than doing other lame jobs full of retards and its better than working minimum wage but if anything working as a armored truck driver or the money dude is best they can pay as much as $22-$32 an hour dep. on the company.

:^)
Real mags are standing by

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>Nurgle's own design

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The industry is hit or miss, especially in CA.

Most of it is what we see all day, unarmed people in sloppy uniforms who will watch something (maybe) and then possibly write some words down about it.

I worked for an outfit that provided "proactive modified law enforcement functions" by government contract. We could check local CLETS records through the sheriffs dept, and worked closely with LE. Great way to use any skills you have (yes in terms of fighting) as it relates to Jow Forums-shit.

Cops did not like us. I was way younger at the time I got into it. I was into the work, and building a portfolio. LE had split thoughts with some of them enjoying the slack we could help provide them (especially Park Rangers, Transit Officers). However, there were some that thought of us as try-hards (many of us at the time were trying to enter LE while the recession was furloughing every department), or untrained/undisciplined. At the group level we were "scabs" because "you're not cops. Only we're cops" and it became more about colors than it was about service. I was too idealistic to navigate that kind of situation.

It was reflected in the work we did. We were very hands on... But anything that was very publicly visible - we would relegate to perimeter control, traffic control, etc. I was lead to believe that it was an "optics issue" for local LE because they needed people to know that "The Police are still the Police" despite at that time having 15 year, detective sergeants working night uniformed patrol....

On the actual job side, we were issued patrol vehicles, radios. Our dispatch center had three dispatchers, and we fielded about 80 officers in the winter, and about 120 in the summer. Mostly running night shifts by contract, we did have some day shift officers.

We did not run "Code" to calls, and we did not do "Traffic Enforcement" (other than parking enforcement, because again public optics and visibility)

Yes, we did respond to "High Risk" calls...

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We were required to have protective equipment to work the higher risk stuff, but we had to provide it. That right there, blunted a lot of people coming into the work (especially at the gvt contract side).

I'm not sure what other information you might want about it. But I can answer things from what I did.

I preferred the kind of work I was doing, but was aware of a couple of other outfits in the larger area that had Fed contracts. These people carried long guns and UC vehicles. They guarded an aerospace industry property on the North-East side of the area I worked in, paid -really- fucking good. Apparently contract was both through DHS and Dept. of Energy. The downside is they only operated in that facility.

We operated per contract, but our authority extended throughout the entire area for which we were contracted with the prevailing Gvt authority (mostly city/county but we did have a couple of special short term state contracts). So, we could initiate a contact with anyone - anywhere. "On view" suspects or crimes were fair game and defaulted to our outfits policies on the matter.

I did this for a while, but it wasn't armed. It was okay. The money crimes stuff was interesting to learn, and the tail around the casino was low-quality but high-quantity. So there's that.

Kind of fuck that though.

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Worked armed security, then was became cop for a while before gettig fed up with the bullshit, now I'm working at a gun store as a salesman and armorer, and am putting myself through schooling to become a proper gunsmith.

So, yeah, I've had a few Jow Forums jobs

I was the faggot that posted above you. I have honestly thought about doing armory work for a long time. I know I really like it and am good at it... But.... It doesn't seem like one could make a decent living doing that unless they worked for a small shop that could deliver on high quantity...

How do you like it? What do you not like?

>security guards

Hanhahahahhahahahhahah

Its good, happy, Bob Ross work when you can be left alone in the back of the store with earbuds in and an open bottle of no.9 smelling up the place. Happiest I've been at work in a long, LONG time. Much better than the soul-sucking fuckery that is law enforcement.

That said, its simple work: maintenance, cleaning, parts swapping, basic repairs. My favorite stuff is when someone brings in some old gun thats been out of production for 40 years that needs some good TLC. Hunting down parts and getting these old timers ticking again is a lot more gratifying than installing yet *another* Zev spring kit and set of TruGlos on another Glock 19.

Very easy, relaxing, satisfying work, but like any job thats actually enjoyable to do it pays like shit. Only two dollars over minimum But we live off my wife's income and this is just to help make ends meet, so it works out. But it's also why I'm so motivated to learn the skills I need to become a proper gunsmith, so I can freelance shit that the shop and their basic set up can't handle. Basically, go watch the Midway USA channel on Youtube, I want to do that. I want to be Larry Potterfield when I grow up.

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Our prison has an internal insane asylum. I had a guy flip his shit on me and tell me

>"I HAVE AIDS IM GONNA CUT AND GET IT ON YO ASS BOI"
"Ok man. Just don't make too big of a mess."
>"WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA YOU CAN'T SAY DAT IM GONNA START A FIRE IN HERE NOW TO BITCH"
>"Ok. Like I said, try to keep it contained to a corner or something."
>*other crazy inmates all laughing at him*

Then I talked him out of cutting. He still started a fire though, but I talked him into waiting until I left. And he did.

I'm a 5'9". And a hungry skeleton. I still do my job just fine. Verbal judo is the best martial art. Well. Second best, gun-fu is best. I'm decent at both. Not great. Just decent.

Gotta know, how exactly did he manage to start the fire?

That honestly sounds brudy gud. I kind of fell into it. I was surprised how many of my partners didn't... like.... maintain their shit very well. Now I'm not saying that you can't find some lint on my rails from carrying all the time, but I mean... Open the gun and it's dryer than a proper fart. Fucking old baked on carbon. Fucking FEEDING RAMP gunk....

I was the guy that offered to show or help clean/maintain guns... After a few weeks, no shit, people dropping me 20 bucks to "go over their gun."

Like you said, basic stuff really, but I liked the work. It also felt nice knowing that my potential cover officer didn't have a FTF sitting in his shit for the next vehicle approach. Fuck.

I've thought about doing armorer school. My uncle is a Master Shooter and Gunsmith. Fucking FBI Firearms Master Trainer, former street/tac cop. He's one of those old shooter guys where, even in my Jow Forums fantasies, I don't want to shoot against him.

One time, he was worried about Obummer FEMA camps n shit. He literally told me that if he noticed me on a cop take down team coming for him... he would "Still have to shoot you, but I'll try to only wound you. Stay out of the fight."

He was one of those people where you kind of chuckled but you realized that he was actually considering that action as a reasonable way to protect his friend and not ask his friend not to do his job.....Point is, he did make a living out of it. This guy buys two of every gun he buys. One to "Stress test" and then the actual gun that he uses/carries all the time. Or stuffs on everything. I've found false mirrors in his house with long guns. Every ATV/Truck/Car has a couple of firearms hidden on them....

What they do is get headphones (why we let them have them, I don't know.) Or their radio (why we let them have them, I don't know.) and strip wire out of it. They stick the wires in an outlet wrapped in toilet paper, blanket strips, clothing, etc.

Then they have a small fire or embers, then they throw that on a pile of trash or on their beds. Then they have a big fire. Then we have to save them from immolating themselves.

And to add to this.

One time a guy started a fire while a new officer was alone and the new officer panicked and sprayed the inmate in flammable OC spray.

So now we can't spray them if fire is involved anymore because we learned people tend to burst into flames if they are covered in OC near open flame. And the inmates know it. So they set fires to avoid being gassed. SO. We fill their cells up with a fire extinguisher then run in and beat the shit out of them with batons...usually still with a fire still going since the fire extingushers don't always work...it's pretty crazy.

> That time we all got pulled into briefing, and a Command Staff member checked everyones OC against the approved list, so that we couldn't ignite the OC with a Taser accidentally.

Fuck, can you imagine being the first person who didn't know and that happened....? Like.... Can you imagine trying to explain how your foot pursuit went to throwing hands, and then a MacGuyver flame thrower.....

Your Uncle is based, user. And he's the uncucked Dale Gribble we should all strive to become!

At the very least take the Glock armorers course. It's not SUPER expensive and gets you a certification. Plus you get to spend 8 hours of class time playig with a glock, taking it down to the frame and back up again all day, which is time better spent than any other training my department ever put me through

My job is tangentially Jow Forums. Engineering tech at an arms development company.

Shit. We don't even get tasers in prison. There has to be an actual fire. In our case it was just a new officer freaking out.

So now we actually HAVE to go hands on if there's fire. And we have to wait for additional staff. So basically the first officer who sees the fire has to sit and watch. If the inmate starts burning...oh well. And I've seen it happen. The cells act like little ovens. So it just gets super hot and the smoke stays trapped inside.

The inmates don't start big fires as often now though. They know we'll sit and watch them burn/choke until we have at least five people. On top of that, nobody rushes to help them. So now what they do is start tiny fires in their toilets or sinks. Then use that as a timer to do other retarded shit.

Huh, I didn't realize that it was that easy. I was looking at taking the factory armorer courses and what they charge for that shit is ridiculous - especially when I've been fucking around with these guns for over 15 fucking years.

Oh, yeah. He's fucking nuts. He taught me all the distance shooting I know. This picture... 1600 yards give or take. That mountain on in the background on the otherside of the treeline... THis old fuck, took his ATV and then hiked up the last part with steal plates to hang targets.... (See next post)

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... There's one of the targets. It was really fucking start. Now we just moved back from the mountain, and we have unlimited safe range for distance shooting. Also, the steel gong'd hard when hit. So you could hear it from so far away when you hit.

I liked to imagine hikers and other hippies would hear thunder... Then a strange deep gong, and they'd think some weird alien shit was happening.

oops

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Man, this is why I have no true desire to work custody. Ugh. Just the same dipshits that I deal with, but... Like.... That's the retard storage. At least I can try to talk them out of stupidity and they don't want trouble for the most part.

Like... We store them with you... You have to deal with all their stupid hair-brained ass schemes, and then listen to them try to tell you why they are right and fucking blameless and you are a piece of shit that represents the boot on the peoples throat. Says the criminal with their boot on innocent peoples throat.

Eww. I think it's funny though they caught on to the policy. One time,after a few years on the street. I went to a call with like five partners for a 15 person fight, gang colors worn, possible hand weapons involved. Happening at a park BBQ. We get there, and everyone's getting out their sticks, and I just sat on my hood watching (a few split immediately).

We pow-wow'd for a second for planning, and I was just like. I got this. Walked to my PA "Attention. We get winner."

We waited while the most involved kept fighting. When they looked pretty tired then we went down there and only had to deal with a few combatives. Plus, we were able to make an argument that these people, who kept fighting after we announced ourselves were the primary aggressors. Got probation to pull their shit pretty quick.

I was an armored car messenger for a year. Carried a Glock 19 loaded with critical duty in a Safariland ALS with a dual magazine pouch.

>Got in an argument with a an elderly psychotic woman that kept banging on my truck telling me to move because I’m parked in front of a bus stop downtown. I kept screaming at her to get away from the messenger door I’ve got a guy out there that needs to get back in. Ended up having to point my pistol at her through the window before she got the fucking point and walked away.

>homeless dude tried suiciding by saying he had a gun, had killed people and was reaching behind his back telling me he wasn’t afraid to kill me. Only reason I didn’t draw was because I was in a crowd of people and I knew he was a homeless sucider.

>got in a fight with a Barnes and noble manager on Harry Potter release night. He was pissed off that I showed up right when he was in the middle of his stressful Harry Potter day. Threw his phone as hard as he could at the wall and started slamming shit. I refused service and walked out. He followed me screaming at me to give him his change then blocked my messenger door. Long story short the faggot manlet neck beard finally backed down and went back to his Harry Potter party time without his change.

Was fun, fast paced, interesting. Too bad my company had trucks without air conditioning, heat, and massive exhaust leaks that leaked diesel fumes into the cab constantly or I’d have kept doing it. New partner made me uncomfortable, too. Thought he might be the type to kill me and steal the truck.

Worked pot shop armed security for 2 weeks with same rig. Boring as fuck. 8 hour shifts were brutal. 12 hour shifts were unbearable. Pay was shit. Potheads are annoying.

11b e2 reporting in
I wanna die

Do you do maritime security? How's the pay and how long do the contracts last?

I'd like to be a regular ol' cop. The issue is I was never taken seriously because of my size, lack of experience, etc. They always found reasons not to hire me despite me having all the training.

So I went to prison. They hired me on the spot. I'm just waiting for my contract to run out. Then I'll go be a CO for the Sheriff. Then hopefully from there go to patrol.

And yeah. The only thing that describes how I feel about inmates is "and slowly I began to hate them." At first I had the "but they're people too!" mentality. I have found too much drugs, kiddy porn, them threatening people, acting like children over mundane shit, etc. So now i'm already at the point where I just don't care.

Actually just the other day, I had to deliver their mail and one guy had several magazines. All children's clothing magazines with kid models. I knew what he was gonna do with them. I finally cracked a little and told the guy (who is pretty old) that "the only reason I am keeping this job is the hope that one day, i'll be here when you finally stroke out and die, or anyone like you."

He flipped his shit, acting like I wronged him. Then I said "I'll remember this. You better hide your spank bank really well."

He shut the fuck up after that.

How big of a difference in strength is there between cast and forged steel?

Any of you CO's had shit or piss thrown at you?
When I graduated high school I strongly considered it, but I was able to pay my way through college

Personally, no. I tend to know how to avoid it. But my buddy got a mix of piss and tobasco sauce thrown in his face.

I WENT to college. But still, here I am. The experience is worth it for now. But turning it into a career is fucking retarded.

Dude, that reminds me of a vehicle check I did. Guy was parked in front of State Parole Office. 290 reg, on parole - granted searchable.

Asked him what he was doing, said he had mandatory meet with PO in the morning. Asked what he was arrested for - gave me a line about I was 19 she was 17, parents flipped shit, he got on the hook. (I have legitimately seen these happen, but they're fairly uncommon).

Run his shit from CAD. Lewd/Lascivious with child; enhancement more than 6 years older than the victim, enhancement victim under 14. I fine tooth combed his ass for about 40 minutes. At the time, there were virtually no guidelines about computers/phones. He was granted searchable. I looked in all his electronics, but didn't find anything obvious by cursory inspection.

Ended up catching him on a minor technicality, he was parked within 1000ft of an elementary school in violation of his parole. Also, he was "vagrant" despite having stipulation to report his actual address at all times.

Not sure what State Parole ended up doing but I kind of hope he crashed his shitmobile and died.

That right there, is like.... Nah. Especially the "if we go into lockdown you can't leave either." Gonna have to pay me more for me to spend 40+ in jail/prison. Even if I am the adult in the room.

Oh. Yeah. I've gotten that call.

"Officer user, you aren't going home for a while."

Definitely some sort of magazine capacity restrictions, probably a new ban/restrictions on semi autos too.

Just being a smartass... Is that just OT or does it ever get into Double OT?

Follow up. Are you guys like... On the whole time, or are there dorms or rooms where you can at least nap if you're all fucked up?

We had an on-duty nap policy, which was very fucking cool if you used it responsibly, but out in the field it wasn't like you could just go to a place easily to get a power 20.

just OT.

It depends on staffing. If we are fully staffed, you can go take a nap somewhere. If not fully staffed...36 hours of pure fucked.

>"OFFENDAH, SURRENDAH NOW OR WE BEAT YOU BAD. DIS WILL NOT END WELL. WE KILL."

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I used to work for Omniplex (owned by Constellis Group) on an Armed Security contract for a sensitive government facility. It was stupidly easy but also very boring. I worked there for 4.5 years then quit to change careers.

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Programmer for DoD... no guns on base sucks since you can't leave a carry in your car, but watercooler bantz about AR-15 builds and range tales can last hours since the work pace is slow as shit. It was a comfy gig.

Not gonna lie. Pic related, looks like the guy who said that.

>6'4"
>Ripped
>Literally committed war crimes
>told me about him and his militia burning rebels alive for funsies.

What ever happened to McNiggerator? All of his YouTube videos are gone

What state was this at? Was he in PC? In AZ anyone even vaguely chomo PCs up or gets dead.

Texas.

We keep all the non-violent "good boys" in one area. Which includes pedophiles.