Imagine owning a plastic gun

>Imagine owning a plastic gun
>What's that? *blushes* Oh, you've only ever owned polymer?
>Oh no, don't cry. You're G19 is so cute. *giggles* It's like it belongs to a little baby.

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Concealing that pistol, with that outfit? Oh yeah, she's down for butt stuff.

>caring what a Thot thinks

Plastic guns = onions boi/beta. If you can shoot yourself out of a situation with 8+1 rounds of the greatest caliber... then you deserve to be in that spot.

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Truth. 1911 is the true Chad of all guns. Turns women on.

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chicks got man hands

>Tats
>Shitty Watch
>1911 with non government grips
Oh look it's a gen X thread. Next we will hear from a multiple divorce on how he knows everything about women.

>Laaaanaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

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If she didnt have tits I'd say that was
Jack Palance

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>Gen X
There hasn't been a man born since.

Having a whole generation based on running away and fuck you dad is not manly.

Is Archer a Jow Forums show?

>Implying I wouldn't be perfectly fine with that.

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It's better than most.

>Austism
>Weapons
Checks out.
youtube.com/watch?v=YhsYO8aIZpk

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how does a plastic framed handgun relate to babies?

You shouldn't ingest the polymer user, I think the german autism got in your system.

kill yourself

>not owning both
Imagine being a broke ass hoe on some soi boi faggots boat.
t. G17 EDC Boomer
>mfw shes holding my exact bedside gun

>ok. But I won't use a plastic gun.

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Alex has been blown out by half of Myrtle Beach. #Facts

So what's your point?
Also,
>sauce?

Gun bunnies has to be one of the saddest parts of gun culture.
A bunch of roasties with tattoos, too much make-up, and no appreciable skills posing with guns to get patreon bucks and instagram views by desperate virgins who are unable to separate their hobbies from their sexuality.
It's always dumb ass boomers too.

Her name's Alex Rogers. She used to be a "scene chick" hang around from dirty Myrtle. To give her credit tho she can actually shoot pretty good, she's not just a gun bunny. I don't have a point I'm just talking bulljive

I thought her name was Alex Zedra.

Shit that boob job tho.

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Tell me about it.
>Ywn know the pleather of a range date with your irl Lara Croft waifu.

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That's her IG/Cosplay or whatever name

Fake boobs are lies.
A man created them.
More than likely, a man put them there.
That man designed and orchestrated any sexual urges you feel.
Thus, it is the man behind the tits that you find attractive, not the woman, who is merely the vessel for his creation.

Therefore, by UNASSAILABLE, UNDENIABLE, AND INDISPUTABLE operation of logic, if you fuck a woman with fake boobs your are, in fact, a certified faggot. You might as well cut out the middleman and slurp the plastic surgeon's cock yourself.

checked

Based and derangepilled

>dubs

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>she's not just a gun bunny
Oh really? What's her job?
It's not posing with guns, is it?

I meant she actually shoots competition and is decent at it and shooting. I didn't say she wasn't a gun bunny, I just exclaimed that she fan actually shoot on top of that.

if those tits aren't fake then I don't know what is

My gfs panties dropped first time she handled my USP.

Indeed, just as the hand may serve as the proxy for the homosexual orfice, so too does the woman with fake tits become the proxy of the surgeon's anus. Thus, as God has decreed through the sacrifice of his only son, the body of an artificially modified woman is merely the glove worn by a faggot as he jerks off another faggot from afar.

Checked and correct

Nice how bigs her femine penis?

Glock 21 is superior to the 1911 in literally every way. If I want muh old school i'm getting a high power, the TRUE pinnacle of browning's genius. 1911 is the shit old design that he himself sought to improve upon.

This is the case for anime and any kind of drawn or written porn as well. It's a man who made it, you're getting off to the imagination of a man.

High powers are so plain and dull compared to 1911s. They just don't feel as lively IMO and I've owned a prestine T Series Hi Power from the 60s as well as a Colt Government MK IV. If I'm carrying don't get me wrong I'm going with Glock as well, but I'll always love older Colt 1911s, beautiful pieces thru and thru

>If I'm carrying don't get me wrong I'm going with Glock as well
Disgusting. At least get the upgraded (((glock))) being a Walther.

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How do you like your Beretta space gun?

>You're G19 is so cute.
>You are G19 is so cute.

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If my favorite handgun wasnt entirely metal I would say fuck you.

Fuck you anyways.

Pretty fucking nice for a carry gun. I was surprised when it went 2k rounds from the box without a single malfunction using mostly russian ammo. I would however recommend buying the low pro decocker levers and some talon grips.

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>PX4
All past, present, and future opinions discarded.

Based and fuddpilled.

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>Get a Walther
Why? I've been carrying a Glock 19 for the better part of a decade. I like Glock because you can do ALL your own maintenance and upgrades with no major toolings, or gunsmith. You can break Glocks down very easily to armorer level. I like Walther, HK, etc but none of them are as simplistic as Glock. And I hate fanboyism perpetuated by autists here who don't have alot of real world experience. Glock 19 is a fantastic firearm and it had ALOT of field experience under it's short lived life, including all over the Middle East

"Hey cool, a 1911 love thread, lets give. it.. a... read... Oh shit, Now I have to go defending that plastic Austrian Abomination again."
>Glocks are perfectly servicable, and the g21 makes a good host for 460 and therefore makes a wonderful innawoods gun
>The g17/g19 are the most popular service pistols in the world for a reason (Because theyre cheap) but also because theyre reliable and fairly accurate and therefore should be fine for shtf or carry if your into 9mm
Now if youll excuse me im going to go puke because desu I hate those boring lego blasters

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>Carrying a glock.

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> fairly accurate
Lol. Glocks are extremely mechanically accurate, they can stack holes on top of each other all day. When it comes to shooting pistols standing accuracy is a function of the user not the tool.

> hi power plain and dull
This is a subjective point, but the hi power is much more aesthetic and reliable than a 1911. Every dumb fudd has a 1911, the only guys I've seen with a hi power are patrician af. It's an exquisite taste

Your guns are shit except for the shield and Walther is on par with glock the differences between the two coming down to personal preference. And don't misuse the jew parantheses, there is no reason an Austrian gun designed by an Austrian man would be considered jewish. Kys faggot

If you can't shoot your way out of a situation with 1 50 Cal round from your flintlock, you deserve to be in that spot.

Hang yourself brainlet no one will miss you

>Hi Power is much more aesthetic
Not really IMO. Like I said I've owned older Colt Governments and a T Series Hi power. The bluing on the hi power was gorgeous, but the overall feel/ergnomic of the hi power isn't as nice as the 1911. Next older Browning for me will be a Colt Government Series 70 or Pre 70s, I doubt I'll ever get another Hi Power, just not my cup of tea

It's probably the most carried gun in the country and furthermore the planet, but by all means continue being a contrarian for the sake of a Cambodian carpet weaving forum

Shootability is also a factor, m80, and glock triggers cripple that mechanichal accuracy.

>Your guns are shit except for the shield
>except for the shield
>the shield
>shield

If there ever was a nigger tier gun, it would be the M&P shield. Never come back or post here again.

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Well most people are incredibly low IQ and need to be gassed so...

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>It's probably the most carried gun in the country and furthermore the planet
Normalfags like you are the kinda guys going around bragging about how 4 inches is average don't you?

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If you can’t get used to a Glock trigger after 100 rounds, then the problem is you, not the gun.

>It sux but get used to it
you might get good with a glock, but youll always be able to shoot a better trigger better

retard
You can work on Walthers the same as you can work on (((glocks.)))
>Glock 19 is a fantastic firearm and it had ALOT of field experience under it's short lived life, including all over the Middle East
Except we all know that when it comes to the military, pistols are pretty much never used at all. The last time one was used (an m1911) to kill a baddie, it was posted fucking everywhere.
Sof aren't kicking down doors with a glock 19.
>Your guns are shit except for the shield
Holy fucking /noguns./ It's not a shield you fucking retard. It's an m&p9c, which was around years before the shield existed.

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You a doctor or engineer or something similar bud? You are also well below average iq, stop pretending you're some advanced life form cause you're not

To each his own. I just don't think pistol aesthetics get better than pic related.

"Shootability" is subjective and people have different preferences for triggers. There's nothing wrong with glock triggers, they're 5.5 lb ffs. If a 5.5 lb trigger "cripples" someone's accuracy they just need some shooting lessons

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It does add some weapons details like tinnitus and mentioning of calibers. Not overly Jow Forums but I love the show.

I am both a doctor and an engineer. So fite me.
But more importantly, I don't carry a glock.

Also, I notice you didn't actually deny that most people are low IQ. You just assumed (wrongly) that I was one of them. But we all know the truth.

Have fun with most people, fag.

D...did you know her irl?

>posts a picture of some nasty goblina shooting off the bow at sea with terrible form

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I do. One of my buddies used to bang her. I haven't seen her in along time tho since she started this whole E persona thing, so I always giggle when I see her posted here.

HA! Lorge if verified. Is she just a total sloot or were she and your bud goin steady? (Seems she picked up a kid on her way to E-thotdom, idk tho it might be from the guy she's with).

I wasn't talking about the military specifically they're used by insurgents, police forces, militia groups, you name it in the Middle East. It's probably the most common pistol you'd see in Iraq and I know it's tough/durable/reliable in those conditions. What you're saying about SOF using it as a combat arm as a primary is negligible and doesn't negate it's all around service record, which is more encompassing than any pistol to date. That's just facts user

>Look at me mom I'm a contrarian on the internet what do I win?
Glock is still king and I've owned/shot probably everything out there and been in the shooting sport for 2 decades now. Deal with it

>You can't train past shitty taste.

I'm not saying glocks are shit. I'm saying they are the bare minimum for a duty pistol. They are reliable. They are so easy to work on that crayon eaters can use them. But they come with shit plastic sights and an awful unnatural grip angle and a garbage not-pre charged striker. They are so popular because leo/military get them for like $200 a pop. In the civ world paying $500 for a glock is the biggest pleb filter in the world. Hk/cz/ruger/walther all put out better striker fired pistols for the same pricepoint.

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Is this what Jow Forums has devolved into? Just constant shit posting? The vast majority of threads are low tier bait.

>shit gun in a (literal) shit color
Okay.
>getting THIS assblasted over Glocks and shitty S&W Glock clones
Turn your trip back on, Burt.

God who cares. I would fucking raw dawg creampie her in a heart beat.

Jow Forums has always been constant shitposting. That is what separates it from other forums. Fucking newfags

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>Ruger
>better striker fired pistol
>than a Glock
Now I know you’re just memeing. 6/10, you had me there.

On the whole, decently so.
As far as Krieger goes, 100%.

>shit gun in a (literal) shit color
Show evidence it's a shit gun. It's been around for over a decade and all data supports that it is one of the most reliable guns on the market. And the FDE makes it easier to grip over the stock finish.
>Turn your trip back on, Burt.
If you weren't such a colossal newfag you would know I've shitposted at burt for years. Even moreso when he moved from /arg/ to /hg/

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t.has never fired a Ruger American. Keep sucking austrian cock, commie

If you still get caught by the wordfilter, then you're proving yourself to not be from around here and you should go back where you came from, immigrant.

I cant get past those man hands

>everyone I don’t agree with is new
Okay boomer. Tell me again how the m14 is the greatest rifle ever conceived, grandpa!

shoo newfag. you aren't fooling anyone

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Keep throwing those (You)s at me, boomer.

They were dating, this has been a few years. She used to tend bar and I think she owned a small business for a minute. She's not a bad chick, I was just talkin shit up above, but definitely geared toward status driven men or however you wanna call it. I think she's only been shooting for probably 5 or less years, but she's definitely Tom boyish. Got into lifting, dirt bike riding, gaming, etc...one of those chicks. She used to shoot USPSA and 3 gun, no idea what she does now I'm not on FB
Well hit her up Don user Quixote, maybe she'll help you discharge your Glock. Maybe she's lurking here now

>merely pretending
Zoomer's typical response to being btfo

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>I-I’ve been here for two years!!!!
Okay, boomer. Keep replying with your gay hunting photos you think your grandkids will find cool one day, fudd.

>not knowing I am one of the 3 anons that created the original S.T.A.L.K.E.R challenge and lived in a factory for 2 months
really hate nu/k/

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Sure you are, gramps. Sure you are.

A thread died for this.

>newfags don't know about factoryanon
>newfags resorting to 2016 Jow Forums shitposting
What has happened to my Jow Forums

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Dumping

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She comes into my gun club occasionally. She isn’t nearly as hot in real life. Definitely fuckable, but no where as hot as she appears online.

With that being said, she could do much better than that little 5-foot Nexican she is dating. The guy either has a massive bank account or a massive schlong.

that is one of my all time fav gifs.
Here’s a related one

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Giv sexually aggressive 1911 gf

>newfags

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