>Bribe a Pentagon official into coming up with an insanely lucrative lease deal for new tanker project >Get caught and lose a guaranteed win because of your greed, instead have to win honest competition >Lose, but bribe Congress so they throw out the results and change the rules so can't lose the second one >Fuck up the design somehow even though you've already done the same thing before >Be late delivering your not yet fixed planes, and yet somehow manage to leave a bunch of parts and tools hanging around inside >After this record, somehow should be trusted for a bunch of new contracts, and to provide the new secretary of defense as well.
But hey, at least they're not having any giant screwups on their civilian side right?
Currently working on the 737 program. How the fuck you think I feel that 3rd world pilots don't have any stick or rudder skills and we get shit on for it?
>Buy this new 737 variant, you can completely skip retraining your pilots on it >Oh btw it has this neat trick where if one (1) out of 6 AoA sensors fails it tries to nose dive itself into the ground >It's the pilots' fault if they don't know this even though our entire pitch was they didn't need any new training
Classic Boeing ;)
Jayden Evans
>muh nigger pilots >totally not the shitty engineering put on it
I got nothing. That's pretty hilarious. Higher kill count than most weapons programs here. Ethiopian pilots, Indonesian pilots, same shit skills. American and European pilots don't seem to be having issues not crashing. If the sensors are maintained/replaced when they break or give faulty input, MCAS doesn't think the plane is stalling. This is also on ground maintenance for not doing their job.
Brody Hughes
>Purchase the cancerous tumor known as McDonnell Douglas >Integrate the cancer directly into Boeing >"WTF Why is this happening"
Kevin Wilson
>How the fuck you think I feel that 3rd world pilots don't have any stick or rudder skills and we get shit on for it? >Ethiopian pilots, Indonesian pilots, same shit skills. >American and European pilots don't seem to be having issues not crashing. Just look at this LYING SHILL piece of shit and point at him and laugh!
>this butthurt Boeing shill go chimp out about Lockheed or something
Joseph Edwards
maybe dont design a flyby wire system that nose downs into the ground after the failure of a single sensor.
Jackson Ortiz
no user. They will pay for damage control on Jow Forums instead. its better this way. Or their employees drank the koolaid so fucking hard that they think FAIL SAFE is an obsolete engineering idea. FFS.
Adrian Gonzalez
I have no idea what you're talking about you have no sources and you are being vague as all hell.
Michael Long
Because obviously you hired a bunch of poojeets to code the MCAM
Matthew Perry
If it's Boeing, I ain't going! Should've bought European
Robert Garcia
>Ethiopian pilots, Indonesian pilots, same shit skills. They were US citizens,born,raised and trained in USA. Holy shit what a dumb cunt.
