/meg/ - Military Enlistment General

no

so uh... whats the deal with 82nd airborne?
do you just... volunteer? what MOS have that opportunity

You do realize yang isn't Jow Forums right?

You do realize its a fucking joke you autistic retard right?

Alot of autistic retards actually support him though

>Ban high-capacity magazines
Require submission of fingerprints and DNA to the FBI
Submit to a gun locker inspection to ensure it can house the weapons
Undergo yearly refresher trainings on the use of these firearms.
Anyone with a history of violence, domestic abuse, or violent mental illness would be restricted from receiving a license.Prohibit the manufacture and sale of bump stocks, suppressors, incendiary/exploding ammunition, and (((yes, this is currently legal))) grenade launcher attachments.

yang2020.com/policies/gun-safety/

I get that it's mostly a meme, but why on Earth would anyone on Jow Forums ever support him?

lol you're never getting a DD
just don't say anything dummy, you'll be fine

and?
And?
People on k have lots of interests. Most of us arent autistic and dont have a history of mental illness, so none of his "reforms" will affect me one bit.

Muh free money

Just come home to Europe. Civic nationalism is stupid and America won't survive the century with the way your leftists and anti white racists want to run the country. America really started going to hell a long time ago.

>lol gun control is okay as long as it doesnt affect me

Can you actually explain why any of that is bad. Dont use memes actually explain it.

Yang isn't in power, Trump has done more gun control in his first term than obama did in 8 years

>Prohibit the manufacture and sale of bump stocks, suppressors, incendiary/exploding ammunition
Not meme'ing, but how the fuck is that not considered bad?

>bump stocks
Complete cringe, no one with half a brain would ever use one
>ammo
Cringe again this isnt golden eye
>suppressor
Im not a fan of banning these ill admit

Because it's unlawful to be deprived of due process? Because it becomes incredibly easy, when the mentally ill are prohibited from owning weapons, to define those who disagree with you as mentally ill? Because even if 1000buxman's government doesn't do so, the next group in power very well may?
Have you done any research into this subject at all?

boomer detected

>Because it's unlawful to be deprived of due process?
due process to what?
>Because it becomes incredibly easy, when the mentally ill are prohibited from owning weapons, to define those who disagree with you as mentally ill?
Complete paranoid nonsense. Guessing youre mentally ill and mad itll apply to you. This sounds like something a tranny would say.
>Because even if 1000buxman's government doesn't do so, the next group in power very well may?
muh slippery slope, complete nonsense again.
>research
yes you paranoid turd have you? Youre saying stand still forever cause youre afraid to move an inch. Youre a coward.
Ok? Non mil deteced? If you want to shoot real guns like I did do your 4 years and realize no one with half a brain with ever need a bumpstock cause shooting full auto is a video game meme. Get out of your basement kid.

Trump hasn't done shit you shareblue fuckcake.

whats some unexpected stuff that'll get you medically discharged at basic training and reception?

to remove people's 2a rights dummy, try to keep up.
>non mil detected
that's cute.

>to remove people's 2a rights dummy, try to keep up.
You didnt explain how this is being removed you faggot. By declaring someone mentally ill? You think that isnt due process? Again actually explain what you mean you coward.
>thats cute
Zoomer detected

there's nothing unexpected. if you're suicidal or homicidal you'll get the boot. if you break a bone, depending on how bad it is, they might send you home for a month to recover, send you to a recovery unit at reception, or just med board you. if you break your hips you're probably getting the boot, or at least recycled.

This is either skillful trolling or blatant chicom shilling.

>I dont know what to say so ill just call it trolling
>chicom
I dont even know what that is. Stop spending so much time on pol or r9k and stop assuming everyone else does along with you.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union

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Oh, look, the chicom shill is angry

Completely horrible comparison and not relatable at all. I mean not even remotely the same.
Oh look the virgin is angry and doesnt know what to say

If you take an infantry contract with an option 4, you have a high chance of going to the 82nd. Option 4 is airborne school. However, the slots for 11X op4 fill up pretty quickly. Best bet is to enlist before the high school kiddies start nabbing up the slots

Chicom shill

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You have to be interviewed by a board of other officers and all that jazz before getting into OCS. It's not as easy as enlisting, they'd probably see you are a mental wreck.

What jobby is best

Depends on what you wanna do

>Trump hasn't done shit
>pressured florida to bump the age to own a firearm from 18-21
>banned bumpstocks via EO
>supports red flag laws

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Evening lads. I know most of you are yanks and all, but I've been thinking of joining the Royal Navy for sometime now. Does anyone have any personal or basic understanding on what navy life is like? My great grandfather was a Navyman during the Great War.

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Will a bad sprain in my ankle that I've been living with the last couple years prevent me from enlisting in either the chair force or army?

how does said sprain effect you now???

Any Army signal series here?
25U here about to ship.

what has the easiest ait 11B, 13B or 19K?

If you’re joining a combat MOS and looking for something easy, don’t join a combat MOS. You’ll turn into one of those eternally butthurt SPC’s who gets out of the army bitter and jaded

It was never fully healed. After long days of being on my feet at my job I have a hard time putting weight on it. I've went to the doctor before only to be told "theres nothing wrong with it." Now I'm in a position where I have fuck all for health insurance at the moment and can't get it checked out.

youtu.be/leeoJLBtLIw

So I tried to enlist when I was 17 and got disqualified because I broke and told the people at MEPS that I'm a sperg. Now I'm 21 and live in a different state. If I try again will they still know? How much paperwork is a waiver if so?

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Air Force enlisted aircrew here, ask me your burning questions.

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I am Airborne qualified,but dont have airborne in my contract.I want to be in airborne unit,what are the chances of me getting in? (shipping april 30)

STFU sperg

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>I am Airborne qualified
You mean your ears pop when you hold your nose shut and try to breath out it hard?
>what are the chances of me getting in?
All depends on what base you get assigned to after Basic and AIT. If you get Bragg you'll probably get your wish.

what's your daily routine?

yup basically,its fucking stupid but I got it.
Also yes I am going to Bragg for basic and Gordon for AIT.
How should I go about asking for Airborne?
ALSO
What are the chances of me getting RASP?
what can I do?

what's your MOS?

25Uniform
>signal support specialist

Bro203 here, answering any USMC/officer questions that keep you up at night. Bonus points for Macho Man Randy Savage posts.

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Not in the Navy! Could explain why shit's all fucked up

>Ok? Non mil deteced? If you want to shoot real guns like I did do your 4 years and realize no one with half a brain with ever need a bumpstock cause shooting full auto is a video game meme. Get out of your basement kid.

Nobody who was ever actually in combat would say this. Why? Because the idea is to return fire as fast as possible with as much firepower as possible (AKA full auto), which significantly increases your chances of living.

Admittedly, I was never in combat. But unlike this poser I was actually in the military and listened to my higher ups who had been in combat and learned from them.

At least go to MEPS before you pretend to be a hardened veteran, faggot. If you were in then you're a damned ASVAB waiver that doesn't understand the phrase SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

I'm currently a reservist hydro troop. How much better is enlisted aircrew over maintenance? Also what airframe?

>Bragg for basic
No you aren't, they stopped doing basic at Bragg in 1970. You're probably thinking of Benning.

Yea,my fault wasnt paying attention.

>How should I go about asking for Airborne?
You don't. Stay in long enough to get stationed at Bragg and get good PT scores
>RASP
Go airborne and get good PT scores. Make sure you aren't a shitbag and that your leadership likes you.

I've been told not to associate with the SNCOs because they are involved in seedy bullshit. Is this common in most units?

I would buy a guns with my yang bucks.

If yang 2020 I no guns 2021

what rank, mos, unit, TIS are you?

>Benning
>April 30
Are you used to 100% humidity in 90F heat? I remember XC conditioning in the summer. It's not bad but no one smiles after that. Morning PT is very refreshing though.

It doesnt bother me too much.

Very good. Quite a lot of people aren't quite used to that kind of weather, although it seems to be a small plurality of people that aren't from the South. Funny examples come from California where the weather is pretty nice all year long. They show up to Georgia and whine about bipolar weather and the yellow snowstorm.

>tfw shipping to Benning in a week from Houston

I am going to thrive in the sweaty death hell. GA ain’t got shit on Houston weather

im at NY,so shit weather is a fucking NORM.
>Too cold
>Too wet
>Too hot
>climate change is real

shut up chinkfag

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Houston just sucks when it comes to climate. It's just muggy all year long with no reprieve.
It's usually not the weather that takes people down, it's the allergies. During the Spring season, the pine trees spew pollen everywhere, especially if it gets hot.

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dont associate with them. easiest answer. next

Should report them as insider threats

discord

>Nobody who was ever actually in combat would say this. Why? Because the idea is to return fire as fast as possible with as much firepower as possible (AKA full auto), which significantly increases your chances of living.
Insane, no one and I men literally no one would put an m4 on full auto. You need a lmg for full auto supressing fire you absolute utter moron. Go look at videos of people using m4s on full auto. its literally impossible to use.

I am the Army Infantry Wizard.

If you ask me why you should be Infantry, I will tell you.

but.

If you want to know why you should avoid it at all costs, I will tell you the darkest 11B secrets.

Ask at your own discretion.

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How much did whores cost ?

why should I avoid it at all costs

why does it burn when I pee?

How shitty is my life about to be as an airborne infantryman? I ship out to OSUT in a week and a half. Also, please mister wizard, tell me that we’re going to invade somebody soon. I wants my CIB because I’m a simpleton motivated by shiny badges and trinkets.

before I joined I loved military history and marching music
now it just makes me feel nauseous and anxious

The only whore I attempted to bang was at Dreams of El Paso. I was fresh off of my deployment and still a virgin so I went to the strip club with my boys and got this girl to agree to bang. She wanted $500. I was a desperate, horny and definitely drunk virgin who was still a NEET at heart so I agreed. I had plenty of money in the bank but I had spent so much money that night that my card capped out so I couldn't withdraw the cash. I couldn't even withdraw the cash for the dances she gave me so the bouncers stole my ID as collateral so I would come back and pay. I never did because they have a DMV on base where you can get a new free license.

There is a saying among us Infantry Wizards, especially in the grand order of the E-4 Mafia:

>Fucking POGs

We resent them, but not for the reasons that one might suspect. It is not because we don't respect them because they are undisciplined or anything of the like as we might say. The real reason, the reason none of us will admit is that we are jealous. While we are sitting out here doing work for on average 12 hours a day, every day, the POGs at the S shops can't even be fucked to be there for a couple of hours. They are essentially working a 9-5 basic bitch job and chilling out all day while we get shafted. We are called "11 broom broom" not only because we clean all the time but because we do all of the POGs jobs for them while they sham out. Did you know there is an entire MOS only for fueling vehicles and they wont even do that. The only thing they do is turn on the generator and hand you the nozzle and there is nothing that one can do about it. It's not even that we have to work much harder than any MOS, it's the fact that on the rare occasions where there really isn't anything to do we never get let off early. I have literally sat in the bay or the motorpool for 8 hours literally doing nothing waiting for the 1700 close of business release. That is the most frustrating thing in the world.

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Airborne Infantry huh? This youngling has opted into the flight skill tree. I'm a dirty nasty leg so I can't tell you from personal experience but I have many colleagues who have been Airborne. From what I hear it is one of the most exhilarating but difficult experiences of your life. Airborne is definitely no SF but they tend to hold themselves at a higher standard. Expect to work long days and nights honing your combat skills but at the end of the day you will feel accomplished knowing that you are an expert. And you get to parachute which is a plus. From what I hear it's not like skydiving, you usually drop at an altitude where you hit the ground in around a minute or two and most of that time is spent preparing for the landing. It's definitely not a joy ride but the thrill is like nothing you have experienced before.

As for OSUT. Don't fucking worry about it. OSUT is honestly one of the easiest parts of your Army career. The trials seem hard at the time but once your done, it will be an after thought compared to the adventures that await you. Keep your head down, and accept the fact that retards will be getting you smoked all the time. You will come out better for it. Also pay attention to everything the Drills tell you and ask questions so that when you get to your unit you don't look like an idiot that doesn't know anything.

As for the invasion, I I don't want to violate OPSEC but from what I've been seeing and hearing, the Army is preparing for something. Maybe we are just increasing readiness as we shift to a more "Near-Pier" style of training or maybe something will come from it. I have not been able to get an accurate reading of the prophecy.

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Ching Chong politician bringing Ching Chong policies and Ching Chong values into our country at heavier concentrations.

More reason why it was a mistake to import Ching Chongs and give them the same rights as Euro-Americans.

Oh and before some pseudointellectual tries to say "they invented gunpowder you NAHTZEE," any achievement by Ching Chong-landia was only enabled by access to high quality natural resources and collusions with Scythians and South Asians. That type of gunpowder would not have been suitable for muskets and the first repeating firearm adopted by military units did not even use gunpowder but rather was an air rifle called the Girandoni. That helped with the development of repeating cartridge weapons more than Ching Chong-landia could do.

warfarehistorynetwork.com/daily/military-history/lewis-and-clarks-girandoni-air-rifle/

Exile that Ching Chong to his genetic homeland to stick with ping pong.

I love rhyming ching chong with ping pong.

Is 31D user around? What did you do to get into your position?

I think I want to go back to school to get a criminal justice bachelors so I fit the civvie requirement. Worse comes to worse I could just be a detective with it or something.

One of Yang's fellow Ching Chongs rightfully killed in the Korean War.

I hope the same thing happens to wannabe-president Yang Chang even after he loses.

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i throw up a lot and fucking suck at running but i want to enlist what do

I've been in about a year and I'm still in training status. PT is 3 days a week. You show up at 0800 and sit around in a classroom studying or waiting on training flights to come up. You get a 2 hour lunch. Typically we get released at about 1600. I haven't started flying yet but on days you do fly your duty day will be longer. It's very laid back but you're really on your own for almost everything and there's a lot of things you need to study and memorize depending on your crew position. I'm a comm tech so I have to know how all of the communications stuff on the plane works and I'm also responsible for fighting fires on the jet, in the event that happens.

I wouldn't really be able to say because I've only ever been aircrew but I know we have it pretty good. It's very laid back, we get flight suits, flight pay, travel, etc. All of the maintainers I've met pretty much hate the AF and want to get out. I'm on AWACS.

Sometimes bad things happen to good people.

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Running is one of those things that just gets better with time. One thing to keep in mind is unlike Pushups or Situps, you wont readily reach muscle failure while running. You can basically keep going indefinitely no matter how much it sucks.

I'm shipping for coast guard boot in 10 days.
Before I wasn't nervous or excited and now I'm really nervous and really excited. Any tips?

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jerk off