Jow Forums I did a thing today

And the theory that tattoos signify a lack of long term planning is further reinforced.

I hope you got married before you got that tatt

you fucking retard
don't fall for memes or you'll eventually find yourself shooting up a mosque

Eggs dee

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that second tat is 100x better.

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Thanks that’s me

wtf does it say? anyway, art is at least nice. the kraut one is a shitty meme and only lines.

gay

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>slur
Nigga, what?

Very stupid.

Hotline Miami

If youre happy with it OP, good for you. My only nit pick is i think the gun should be facing away from you, pointed towards your wrist. Again, just nit picking

ahh, good game.

op here, I love cocks

Even as someone with a bunch of tattoos I can't understand people who get meme tats

my sweet summer child you have just been reported to the moderators of this subreddit for being a pro-nazi fascist.

Kraut is a wartime racial slur, like gook.

You a dummy

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Omg how could you say that word

10/10 would fire you immediately for having kraut tattooed on your arm.

i hope you arent looking to enlist any time soon you dumb fuck.

Already in the Army retard lol

remember, no fisting your bear boyfriend until it has healed, faggot

I don't think you would get chaptered for that, although technically they could. Hope you aren't in 4ID because they will look for any reason possible to chapter people lol.

Dumb tattoo but I've seen dumber in the Army. I've also seen much better.

Not there, no intentions of going there either. I’m at Hood and no body gives a fuck here

That's actually the problem, though. Nobody needs to actually be offended by it. All it takes is someone wanting to be offended which is a lot of people's favorite pastime in this day and age.

>Hood
Nobody gives a fuck there because the great place eats people. Pray that you aren't one of the sacrifices.

>not:
>Jow Forumsraut space magic
you fucked up

I already drank the kool aid, brother

THIS is an accurate summarization of the faggot OP's OP.

I dunno if you were expecting praise of some kind because that looks fucking dumb

Checked, and in retrospect I should have done that

I came here for the bants

I respect it for the memes, but at the same time: What the hell, why would you do that?

Rest in pizza, try not to get shot in on post/in Killeen

based retard. don't listen to these cucks, kraut is not a slur.

nah it's fine. you're still reppin' the set. nice tattoo.

Thanks user

I’ll try but it’s kinda difficult. Ate lunch at the local Denny’s and the place was overrun with niggers

If you eat anything other than breakfast foods at Denny's then you're a mong. But really you should be eating at IHOP, and Waffle House if the sun is down.

Nah I got chicken fried steak, user. I feel you

>twofer

You're thinking of Waffle House or IHOP. Denny's has skillets, loaded nachos, and muh tendies.

Nothing like going to the waffle house after the bars close and finding one of your squadmates on the bathroom floor banging out his trashy air force gf

Sidenote: "gook" is both Vietnamese and Irish Gaelig for "feces".

People think gook is for asians but it's really anyone non white that the US has fought. It used for Nicaraguans, Haitians, and flips before it was for koreans

based boot. cheers.

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Thanks user

isn't that a basic training unit

yeah. also got a 25th ID glass, some agency glasses too. you mad?

Nah famalam. I was on an agency site but never bought any shot glasses because it seemed like the big gay. Got a battalion coin for some dumb shit once.

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I have tattoos so I cant talk shit, but why do you idiots get them in the worst places? I can wear a t-shit and shorts and only 1 of mine will show. That placement clearly shows you want attention for it.

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That isn't from today

best military tattoo incoming

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I recently got the word RESPECT in three inch block letters on the shaft of my penis.
You want some respect. I always give it to those who deserve it.

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lol it's a little too close to looking neo-nazish for the uninitiated.

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Nice. I got a CG's coin for giving her a briefing, and a company coin for PCSing without giving anyone a headache. I got that magpie brain I guess. It's nice to have something to help me remember the old unit.

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I had a DIRNSA coin but I threw it at a private behind the barracks at like 3am and lost it. Briefing DIRNSA was hilarious because he pretty much put his dick in the slide bitch's face

The bottom half of this is cringier than the top half, and that's saying something

hahahaha wtf

meant for

>literal boomers in charge of making memes

He's so bizarre to interact with. It's fitting that Admiral Autism is in charge of the NSA.

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How the fuck did you pay for that?

everyone pitch in at the hostel

How about this

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I am so confused right now. My dick is confused

Post more?

Please tell me if this is a chick or a dude.

Is that a famas?

It’s a chude.

You are fucking gay.

Fuck back off to the Faceberg group with this normie shit.

Wtf Sohn.

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You briefed big Mike? Guessing you're either an IS or CT type if not O. And yes the admirals there are what I imagine old 4channers to be. The Admiral in charge of one of the not OPS bldgs would blast jpop in his car and shoot shit with me at morn briefs. High ranking Os in general are eccentric.

I've seen enough feminine penis to know that's a man.

>gets a meme tattoo
>posts on Jow Forums
Should we have expected anything else?

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Don't worry, it's a chick

If my dad rolled up his sleeve and showed me this cringe I would abort myself

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>getting just the gun silhouette
absolutely plebian

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>gets a tattoo of a gun he doesn't own and has never used

they're just a little more retarded than you

ok

I was Army but there were CTTs and CTRs in my section. 35N is basically CTR.

I was briefing a 1 star general once and he just kept asking me questions about the Olympics and not the subject material and I was like sir I don't fucking know dick about the Olympics other than the fact that they're doing it in the MW2 multiplayer map "Favela"