Please fill in this form to surrender your firearms to the crown
forms.police.govt.nz
This is for New Zealanders ONLY. Non-kiwis please do NOT visit this url
Mr. and Mrs. New Zealand, turn em all in
Cameron Reed
Logan Hill
You can have my ammunition first
Alexander Williams
>.nz
Everytime I see the .nz, .ca, .UK at the end of a web address it makes me happy. It must suck to live in not America. .com! WOO!
Aaron Jackson
>gets shot
>goes bankrupt
>still is not white
Adam Brooks
Jace Murphy
im trying to turn in my assault weapon but cant figure this out. please help
Michael Smith
>phone number 877-241-LUNA
>email nignoger420
Nicholas Jenkins
Landon James
>we recognize how personal this item is to you and we will ensure your firearm is handled in the appropriate manner by melting it down or torch cutting it in half
Daniel Jenkins
> Serial number
> 50
Dominic Rodriguez
The funny thing is they will call an American company looking for a kiwi with a WMD
Nathaniel Gonzalez
of course the kiwi thread about turning in your guns isn't getting 404'd
mods are glowing faggots and their shits all retarded
Aiden Cox
>live on cuck island
>get shot
>government takes away my only means of self-defense
Dominic Parker
What kind of compensation are people getting for their guns?
Gabriel Gutierrez
A coupon for one free blacking for their wives
Jace Foster
As of now none at all, hence the ~0.2% hand in rate.
Elijah Rodriguez
Will the actual legistlation provide compensation? If so, I suspect compliance will be low
Oliver Perez
don’t gloat, were not too far off from losing our freedoms ourselves
Austin Brown
Lotsa Glocks and Wessons being turned in
Jason Ramirez
yeah, they are gonna put aside like 200 million for buybacks
Kayden Roberts
Better shut it down before people start talking about why is government banning guns instead of allowing to use them for self defense after it took police hour to even show up.
Ian Gonzalez
>no shoulder thing that goes up
Benjamin Richardson
Does some faggot beuracrat actually read these or am I wasting my time
Daniel Mitchell
Yup sounds just like all of Europe
Josiah Fisher
Probably filtered out if your ip is not from nz
Grayson Ortiz
>no chainsaw bayonet
>no clips
>no babby skull seeking bullets
Nathan Brooks
Which is really just a roundabout way of me getting my tax back isn't it?
Ian Moore
Ethan Wilson
Can’t even use guns as a form of self defense anyways
Xavier Thompson
So I participate in a ton of these mini raids whenever they pop up, but even behind muh seven proxies and all isn't this an arrest able offense? Predictably I'm a Burger, but this is spamming the cops. Not that we shouldn't, but I don't want to get a warrent for a shitpost
Luis Rogers
A warrant for what? They arent going to extradite you for shitposting.
Jayden Moore
No, there are no laws that say an American has to cooperate with political programs in other countries. That's why you can talk shit about the governments of authoritarian states (like New Zealand, Turkey, etc) and not be arrested even when it's a crime in their country and they have an extradition treaty with the US.
Josiah Lee
Hiro should take note about how does an actual useful captcha works and looks
Connor Brown
I did give my phone number as 911 and essentially say I've committed like 40 crimes
John Scott
Ok faggot let me know how well that goes.
William Wood
Do you have plans to fly to New Zealand? If so, fucking why? If not, how does it matter that they'd arrest you when you get off the plane?
Eli Ortiz
It'll be very, very interesting to see what the rates of compliance are, and how their government reacts if they are faced with Connecticut-level noncompliance.
Benjamin Walker
Gave my address as the What We Do in the Shadows House.
Make sure that the hobbits turn in their guns too guys.
Sebastian Myers
Then what did they mean by this?
Ryan Cox
Michael Fisher
that did not stop them when they extradited Ernst Zündel in 2001
Parker Rivera
>are you a professional pest controller?
yes
>what is the name of your company?
NoMoreMuslims
Adam Gray
>a live kiwi
Oh shit, a hostage situation
Henry Price
You underestimate the stupidity of government agencies
Sebastian Sanchez
>every post on 4channel goes through GOOGLE captcha
lol
>one way
>or another
>i'm gonna find ya
>i'm gonna getcha
>GETCHA GETCHA GETCHA
Ayden Butler
Can we just spam the fuck out of their system?
Michael Jones
I'm not saying don't spam this firearms-cuck-in form, because of course it's funny to do.
But you guys do realize they're not gonna read your replies (filter them based on IP etc.), but will gleefully use you to inflate the numbers in their headlines?
>over 9000 new zealanders have contacted police to hand in their firearms since the crab rave
Making normies think that this is what everyone's doing and jump in to surrender their guns too, and pushing those who might resist to despair.
Not that it matters, they're a lost cause anyway.
Benjamin Martinez
Looks like Benchmade is back in business!
Ryder Martin
Yeah I'm sure none of them were smart enough to bury anything
Kevin Davis
Fucking top tier.
Christopher Howard
couldn't you try being clever about it?
Jose Scott
Kill the grabbers
Adam Phillips
Thinking this government is that smart
Some poor cop is going to sit there and read everyone of these
Adam Foster
>Some poor cop is going to sit there and read everyone of these
I hope he has himself a good giggle.
Samuel Harris
>doesn't even ddos the website
>doesn't crash government websites
Why are Jow Forumsiwis and Jow Forums a bunch of cucks. Jow Forums has the most boomer mentality with the "I got mine" shit.
Kevin Allen
Spam icbm it is
Samuel Robinson
Can this be pinned to the top of the board
every red blooded 4channeler has a sacred duty to annoy kiwi cops
Josiah Harris
Inb4 they move this to pol
Juan Garcia
>use NZ VPN to fill out the form
>made mine pretty believable
That should waste some police resources, get fucked
Michael Smith
Are you twelve?
Cooper Ross
This shit is just too much fun.
Zachary Morgan
>The hacker known as fourchan attacked again, this time he filled hundreds of false reports to the NZ police
John Nguyen
almost feel bad for the intern that has to go through this
Josiah Powell
I for one am glad the NZ government is trying to keep these weapons of mass destruction out of the hands of mad men. o7
Ian Howard
Someone do something with military style crossbow
Liam Fisher
Andrew Scott
pic related
Jacob Howard
Hope they report on my pest removal company in the news
Lucas James
>Jow Forums
fuck off nigger
Isaiah Ross
Best one so far
Jack Collins
This entire thread brings a grin to my face. Jow Forums doesn't raid that often -- we'd rather RAAAEG at each other -- but when we do, we do it in style to the most deserving targets.
Chase Gonzalez
Ah, memories.
Luke Williams
1/2
Asher Sanchez
>cuckstreet, traitorsville
Parker Barnes
Jow Forums is a slow board compared to others. But the threads last a while more, so give it time i gues?
Easton Murphy
Feels pretty good, fuck tyrants and fuck jews
Adrian Lopez
2/2
Charles Jones
Jace Sanchez
>all these phoneposters in the thread
Andrew Bennett
Rate my lack of wit.
Kevin Carter
I did muh best
John Peterson
Wonderful.
I ought to say I pity the poor plod who has to read all of these, but I don't. Fuck them with a rusty chainsaw.
Easton Reed
Does one person need to fill this form one time for each gun he owns?
Chase Collins
There's a dropdown that asks how many guns you're turning in
Owen Cox
You can list up to 10 per form
Tyler White
James Williams
I sure hope Texas Red doesn't live in NZ
Jeremiah Ortiz
THE STRANGER THERE AMONG THEM
HAD A BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIP
Chase Ward
Someone turn in a Glock and Wesson 45mm
Tyler Gutierrez
I died.
Chase Lewis
Gabriel Anderson
Keep it goin
Wyatt Diaz
>MSSA
Fuck you New Zealand for giving gun grabbers a new acronym
Mason Bell
King me
Landon Edwards
Did I do good?
Tyler Martin
Yes
We should be submitting believable stuff that they actually have to investigate
Christopher Howard
>bayonet + suppressor
>put a suppressor on a bayonet
>kill in absolute silence
Wyatt Cook
Done my daily slacktivism
Juan Rivera
Who's gonna turn in a rock or something, or a shoulder thing that goes up
Austin Russell
>use real NZ addresses and believable weapons
>government gets nervous and confused and starts sending police door to door