What happened to it?

>The robots will now floss on your body when they butcher you

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Hoping the government will protect me from it.... .45-70 government that is.

> Not posting superior version
youtube.com/watch?v=vi6S7NYVKe0

I can't wait to mount a Ar to this thing and skin it with bad dragon brand Latex MLP skin.

And then fuck it of course.

Evolving.

I can imagine it taunting insurgents by dancing and playing this song while it's auto tracking mounted machine guns mow them down.

It became viable, hence classified.

This is like if they did a "do a barrel roll" meme PR video with a drone. It's not so fun and cute when next you see it's when they kill your entire family from an armchair.

i wonder why it wasnt classified from the beginning
'hey look we got literal war robodogs waiting for you, dont fuck with us' was the message maybe?

boston dynamics surely is developing military grade stuff in secret

>Don't live in the timeline where we make anime real
>Instead live in the timeline where we make Fortnite real

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that damn banana peel

I don't think any piece of media has ever changed the way I look at something quite like Metalhead. Christ, we can't let these things become real.

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>not putting an onahole on it and do that ass shake shake on your dick
This is the future, and it is bright.

it's pretty amazing how far they'e come.

Yup. The whole project went black if it was successful. Occam's razor.

ATF.

>tfw atf droned down my door and lasered my cyberdoggo into ash

youtube.com/watch?v=_6XBZHvt7bk
Stupid sexy robots.

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And it will be completely justified.
youtube.com/watch?v=Do0NgxNQcwo

it got fucked

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It feels good knowing we’re just a decade away from robotic waifus

That shit looks straight out of a Kojima game.

>TARGET ACQUIRED.

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So MOAs are gonna be real. neat.

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>csn run off bio matter
So it's now a succubus.... *unzips benis*

so they're doing that bit from Jurassic World with the weaponized raptors, but kinda in reverse?

Sounds more like Horizon Zero Dawn’s robot apocalypse.

>we can't let
implying you have a choice

Strongly reminded me of Philip K Dick's 'Second Variety' short story (I believe that's the name of it). Give the Dick a spin, his short stories and longer ones will bring you to heights of paranoia you never thought possible.

Million dollar machine gets destroyed in shithole country by 100 dollar IED.

It's better than a human dying to it

>Million dollar machine
Milion dollars might have went into the development, but the individual units are worth fuck all.

I smell an investment opportunity. Profit be praised.

Technology is not yet advanced enough and there is no real rush to force it into service.

But in 20-30 years it will be a standard. Imagine a MG with legs that just follows the squad all the time and also carries 200kg of ammo and supplies.

youtube.com/watch?v=jaOJuQjstbs

looks like those robotic horses in varmpire hunter D movie from the past, where they used agille mehcanical transport that looked like horses to jump and climb terain easilly. handy if you dont have a drivers licence and still want to go superfast.

That world in Metalhead just screams to be some sort of survival stalker game.

It costs 100s of millions to create the technology for this type of machine. Mass production of anything they want to make after will cost a shit ton less than an individual soldier 1:1. You end up easily saving money by removing the human factor as much as you can. Going to be an odd future when all the retarded drop out monkeys can't even get into the military because you need a high level of mechanical and technical aptitude since you'll be back line to the robot force.

Speaking of Mexican midgets...
desuarchive.org/k/thread/30913979

>the virgin trot

Meet the Chad Boingie-Sprint:
youtu.be/wE3fmFTtP9g

If they make this one quadruped
youtube.com/watch?v=-7xvqQeoA8c
give him armor and guns it will be like tachichomas from gits
and this things will be very scary in real world

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Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=9ayYeLLT8bs

Looking forward to steppe warfare on the wild plains of Nova Khazaria, previously the American midwest, 2453.
>Papa, I saw one of the robo-hawks today! It was so scary!
>They're called drones, boy. You done what I told you and didn't move, right?
>I was scared and ran back here. Does that make me yellow?
>...
>Get your mama and tell her we need to pack up now.
>I-
>Now, boy!
A bright, robotic chirp cues the two nomads to look over the hill. The older one doesn't even blink at the pack of Spots pacing along the hill line, an eerie impression of impatience, as the railguns atop their spines sway back and forth to find a moving target. Another quick chirp signals their intent before it is translated by the voice modulator at the front of the leading beast
>Praise Tengri!