NZ police has a website too voluntarily turn in firearms. Get creative lets flood them with fake hits to slow down their tyranny and cuckery alike.
forms.police.govt.nz
Do Your Duty Friends
Josiah Barnes
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Jose Brooks
Justin Sanders
We are all fucked just at different paces if the New Zealand people do not stand up for there firearms now they won’t stand up for there lives tomorrow and the people who won’t stand up for there lives don’t deserve life and they certainly don’t get it
Cooper Turner
Use the Contact the Child Exploration Team Form to say their anti gun government officials diddled you when you were a kid.
Noah Sanchez
Sub 50 guns have been turned in so far. Lets give them a hand.
Noah Lewis
Give it a week. The number will go up.
Brandon Clark
Examples of what you're submitting? Need ideas
Hudson Lopez
Ayy I made that picture years ago lol
Leo Allen
Bentley Barnes
People understand what happened is a tragedy and the best way to prevent another is to disarm so of course they’ll comply and turn in more guns.
May Allah keep New Zealand safe from the infidel!
Daniel Adams
Parker Morris
Like this? Why the fuck do they have you select what country you're in?
Adrian Reyes
Probably but at least enjoy the opportunity to fuck with a forgien government
- post your best
-john mosses browing has 100 Full auto BARs left over from WWII that he keeps to kill Chinamen.
Lucas Thomas
Where did all of our Jow Forumsiwis go? I feel like we had much more a few weeks ago.
Brandon Baker
How many members of Parliament are there?
Total active duty police and military?
Noah Fisher
M
Gavin Garcia
Allah Muhuh-mad surrendered an Rpg an AKM and a Hilux mounted Dshka that he no longer needs to kill infidels since NZ is surrendering to Islam
Alexander Reyes
They have not learned how to use a VPN proxy Service.
KIWI ISP are shutting off objectionable web pages.
China might as well invade since there wouldn't be much difference in censorship.
Chinese authorities would stop Muslim immigration in favor of Chinese immigrants.
Elijah Anderson
Jayden Perry
Juan Reed
>no wacky tabs
come on user, you can do better
Caleb Gonzalez
nice
Xavier Collins
Baby Killer is no longer an acceptable firearm model. Welp, guess I'll keep it.
Joseph Jackson
David Reyes
where is this going I said to myself
Parker Rivera
Right Thats where
Henry Anderson
any (Kiwi) IRA type organizations we can contribute to to help rid that Government of the Bolsheviks?
Hudson Martin
How could I forget
Juan Baker
Wait they're wising up?
William Williams
How'd I do?
Isaac Taylor
The IRA was communist user...
Chase Clark
doing my part
Ryder Young
not all groups
Xavier Harris
Thomas Sanchez
Hudson Thompson
Pic related. The chans are blocked in NZ.
Mason King
Up the Provo
Landon Williams
you know what i mean nigga
Ayden Flores
Godspeed
Matthew Garcia
>minutemen lobster removal
kek
Gabriel Bell
Oliver Richardson
FYI there are several mosques in Christchurch that you can Google and use as your addresses
Camden Hernandez
>pork lacquered
My sides
Nicholas Jones
That's what I used. I used one in Auckland. I also played it straight. It's better to do that than the obvious dumb shit because this will actually type up police resources by having them send officers out there.
Asher Bell
Did I do okay Jow Forums?
Jacob Lopez
Wyatt Russell
F
Joseph Stewart
A mini 14, s&w model 60, and mossy 500. Gave them the phone number of a bakery in southern NZ. Eat shit you fucking jackbooted faggots.
Luis Clark
Ooo The Game is A mother fucking Foot now Watson
Leo Roberts
Elijah Lopez
I reckon they're getting absolutely fucking flooded with joke submissions right now and are trying real hard to damage control the absolute clusterfuck.
David Perry
How did I do anons?
Samuel Cox
Just FYI for anyone following this link and then going to the reporting link, what's generally shown in the suburb of the city. I picked the one in Parugka Heights and it's in Auckland. It also lists their number and all that. I personally would play it straight so they think it's a legit Kiwi submitting it.
That and I set my VPN to New Zealand.
Adam Barnes
James Hughes
Heck of a shotgun
Hudson Torres
To the country of New Zealand came an user one fine day.
Adrian Morris
>Remove Kebugus
I aprove
Eli Hill
anyone got the webm?
Luke Bennett
You’re too late
The world of men will fall
Jayden Wright
VPN's are for pussies, what are they gonna do, drive all the day over to your country to say "O-Oi, please don't do that, t-this is serious"
Henry Evans
Cont.
Adam Gomez
You can even get to their site through TOR, how fucking dumb are these people?
Connor Perry
A good point we should throw some straigh faced ones that they will actually investigate.
KOMMANDOS-Engage Google Maps and aquire LZs for the NZ police
Mason Sullivan
any on have a FAMAS in NZ?
Isaiah Price
No dumb ass, it's for them to think it's a legit submission instead of your babby shit of "LULZZZZ BIG IRON!!!" faggotry. Getting them to legit run after a tip is better. I'm well aware they have no grounds and the US won't arrest me for submitting a false report to some nobody country like NZ.
Caleb Reed
It's not for fear of consequences for me, using an NZ VPN will make it so it takes them longer to figure out their time is being wasted.
Anthony Price
its an intelligence operation dude, dont tell everyone
Joseph Gomez
It won't let me submit because of the accessories field. What do?
Carter Bell
Right but we want the local Police to think its coming from within kiwi fields
William Wright
No tabs means he had the wackiest
Michael Barnes
what if you actions turn into a SWAT'ing and you get some old lady blown away
Josiah Diaz
>So many obviously bullshit reports all being thrown at them all at once that the handful of real seeming ones they get they're eager as fuck to jump on
It's the perfect plot
Carter Rivera
Nicholas Brown
It's nice to see someone else understands that it's funnier to cause them legit problems instead of something that they look at for literally 5 seconds, see a dumb shit kid comment like it's summertime here, and discard.
Aiden Perez
Put a space in Dildo?
Jayden Hernandez
When it asks for your number
> Suicide Hotline
> 800
> 273
> 8255
Logan Clark
I'm listing MOSQUES there so who cares if they beat their national hero's score?
It's basic trolling. You guys weren't here when we were posting pictures of rifles with Union Jack flags/stickers and tricked British police to scramble trying to find us because they thought we were british subjects violating their faggy gun laws.
That's funnier than a few dumb memes that are obvious trolling.
Brandon James
Ryan Butler
Worked!
Brandon Walker
I put this in the accessories to be handed over.
>"I'm not turning it in I just want you to know that your government is being tyrannical and there are gun owners all over the world advocating civil disobedience and non compliance for kiwi gun owners. You cannot censor what happened and you cannot end gun violence through confiscation. Your short sighted attitude will be the spark that starts a pan European Civil War or uprising to oust governments in place and globalism in general. The spirit of European men will triumph over foreign invaders. 1776 will happen in New Zealand."
Grayson Powell
Gay.
Jose Martin
Go home achmed
Jack Lee
I had a good time with that one, they buried that whole thing out of embarrassment hard so no one even remembers how much time and effort Britain wasted trying to find the people shitposting them.
Ethan Ward
While I feel like they are to cucked to go in heavy like US cops. So dont pick a house then pick a chain store or a mcdonalds or mosque or something better yet find a refugee processing center.
Cameron Taylor
Gave them real addresses southern NZ and phone numbers. Serial numbers based off of real ones I have.
Elijah King
Kevin Stewart
Beautiful
Asher Parker
Not at first
Thomas Bailey
It was hilarious. I guarantee the Kiwi Cops will be jumping to catch these deadly assault rifles. I listed a Colt SP1 and said I didn't have any license to own it. Playing it straight will force them to look it up and since I had my VPN set to NZ, they will probably be dumb enough to think it's a legit Kiwi out there who is lying or might be in possession of an illegal weapon out there.
Jackson Murphy
Hummmm, Brexit if it happens will cost the bongs trillions.
Got an idea chaps,
yes what is it.
We steal New Zealand and sell it to the gooks...
Jolly good idea
But arent they armed...
Oh m8 we do need to do something about that
Justin Garcia
Jaxon Sanchez
>if it happens
Besides the fact that what you're saying is total bullshit, Britain isn't ever leaving the EU so it's a m**t point. They just voted to delay leaving and they're just going to keep doing that until people forget and they can shovel in more dirtskins so a vote will never go against their way again.
Jack Cooper
Except for that part where Brexit will have a less severe economic impact than staying in the EU.
Justin Hill
think about it, all these people are inter related, they live on a fucking island for god sake.
Maybe its just the season of the lemmings where their whole genetic strain goes haywire and jumps off a cliff!
You got to make way for the homo superior
Tyler Rodriguez
who paying for it?
Ethan Turner
Anthony Williams
Alright while the meme reports are comedy gold We must switch to real lookign reports with adress”s. Lets drive them crazy investigating.
-Pick a real adress
-WWII british small arm leftovers
-NFA stuff
-tannerite
-hunting guns/Fudd guns
-real makes and models lets make em work.
Ryan Lee
Perfect time to use American immunity to fuck with faggot governments.
I wish there was an easier way to torment UK authorities other than twitter.
Logan Ross
Why would they give you the option to fill in a country other than New Zealand?
Unless of course this was never intended to actually be a gun grab submission and they're actually just fishing for (you)'s so they can make a news article about it later