Jow Forums madlibs

If you want to kill ____, Mr. user, I recommend you buy ____

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Jews, gas

>niggers
>a choppa

>Jaws
>a bigger boat

If I shoot you with that gun, will you die?

>Vietnamese farmer
>napalm

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Niggas
Glawk .40

Texas Red
a BIG IRON

Commies, helicopters

Jews, wooden doors

American's
Hamburgers

Glocktards
Sig p320s

Europeans, Muslims

White America, niggers

Floppies
Belgian

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>If you want to kill OP, Mr. user, I recommend you buy a lack of dicks

My asshole, a bigger dick

a squirrel out to 500 yards
this here .22lr because I've modified it so that it's accurate, even at those ranges. If you want to work a little more intimately, just go down to the local hardware store and pick up a box of condoms and some rubber bands. Put the condom on the front of the barrel and secure it with the rubber band. When I was young, and money was tight, I could take a whole tree full of 'em to bring home for dinner. Never went hungry that way.

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nice

>Me
>American

Based NPC gets quads, of course.

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yourself
gender reassignment surgery

That's not how mad libs work. You keep the script to yourself and ask for nouns and verbs and shit, then fill in the blanks.

>children
>UHaul

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>Bane
>a bigger guy

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