Go here and type something Jow Forums related, the results are wonderful.
talktotransformer.com
Talktotransformer.com
Cooper Wood
Aaron Hall
Brody Perry
This was my first try.
Ayden Rogers
>it makes me a hoovering maniac
Eli Collins
Samuel Johnson
Fuck this one got me good
Justin Mitchell
So this is how people make schizo-posts...
Nicholas Allen
>Texas red says dumb shit in all caps
>Alabama blue
>Florida whites
Enormous kek
Samuel Rodriguez
>"who else could wade through the sea of garbage you people produce...?"
John King
Easton Mitchell
Brody Sullivan
>The commando fought his way towards his extraction point.
Although he was outnumbered, he refused to surrender. He was less than a mile from the extraction point when he heard a faint clicking sound come up from beneath him. He realized, too late, that he'd just stepped on landmine. The explosion torn his foot to shreds and left him crying in pain on the ground. His shrieks of agony revealed his position to the enemy; soon he was surrounded on all sides by masked gunmen. They tried to patch up his wounds and take him back to their camp for interrogation, but he'd already lost too much blood. He died within an hour.
Christopher Bell
Noah Baker
Landon Ross
Matthew Perry
I think I broke it.
William Garcia
*Starts Playing*
Gavin Long
Eli Rivera
I actually lol'ed from this.
>Moonman, Moonman, can't you see...? Yeah. Don't you want to see? Yeah, I'm hungry. (pause) Don't you want to eat? I promise. (beats chest, laughs) (whispering) Oh, I'm sorry, I don't want to eat you. Do you want to taste it? Yes, my love, I love you...(chuckles and continues) (whispering) Now... (loudly) now look at my mouth. That looks tasty. Is my tongue getting wet? Yes, it's getting wet, yes... (beats chest again, chuckles at her) (moaning) (kiss) (whispering) (moaning) No, honey, I don't have to eat this. Oh, your cock looks so big in my mouth... (beats chest. pause) (moaning)... oh, there it is, just like that... Mmmmm, oh my god, that's it, your cock is stretching me. (beats chest again) It's stretching me so much, I can't breathe... (moaning) Oh, oh my god, oh, oh... (moaning) That's why I said he's my boy, and if you take advantage of me then I'll be your boy, all your fantasies... (beats chest again, chuck
Josiah Moore
Short, to the point, and factual.
Now go back to bed, cuck.
Nicholas Powell
>Don't mention this to him, he'll lose his job over it
Austin Robinson
Ppsh apparently more than just a shotgun
Anthony Flores
Lm4o
Carter Lewis
Lucas Jenkins
Jow Forumsomrads I broke the bot....
Christian Jackson
Glockfags are better than CZfags
Jace King
The g11 really is magic
Benjamin Morales
I got a better one, but the bot is an incest pedo confirmed
Lincoln Green
good luck with your job search user
William Long
>The Ruger Mini-14 is a piece of shit, and I hate it.
I've had mine since December, and have been really bummed because its just so darn bad. Sure, many people have made it work, and some, like Dave and Andy, have even been able to sell them in small batches through eBay. But I've always had issues with the stock lock and how I had trouble getting it back to lock and function, and sometimes even just being able to get it out. But the other day I decided I didn't want to continue to play games to much after that, so I just took it and let myself throw all of it into the garbage and throw myself into a cold ditch. Now, since then, I never want another Ruger Mini-14 in my life. It doesn't really give me the comfort level I'm looking for in an AR15. When I try to play any AR15 at all after that, I always look to another model.
Wyatt Lopez
Lincoln Price
Thanks :)
even AI click-baits
Ryan Long
Henry Morales
Justin Murphy
holy fuck lmao
Julian Robinson
Asher Cox
It knows the fuxking truth bois
Evan Jackson
more boomerposting
Jose Miller
Kevin Hill
it's fucking going insane
Eli Murphy
Carson Williams
top kek
I think the bot had a little to much acid
Julian Peterson
at least it learned how to greentext
Logan Young
Pretty much as expected
Juan Price
goddam it vidya
Noah Morgan
Carson Smith
Ummmm guys
Tyler Gonzalez
Logan Martinez
Lol the bot casually suggested throwing a school shooting festival
Dominic Wilson
>why do all these cars smell like gas station meat?"
Parker Powell
W-what?
David Richardson
Burn the furfag bot with fire...
Gavin Flores
The bot apparently doesn't believe in the Geneva convention shooting medics FFS
Lucas Campbell
Next-Generation battleships confirmed.
Zachary Brown
Apparently anal carry is cop approved
Brody Ortiz
Love the curveballs. Sort of Jow Forums unrelated, more /x/
Asher Watson
Lucas Russell
Lmao based tucker
Lincoln Morales
Brody Powell
just about useable as a character generator
Evan Moore
Comedy gold
Thomas Bennett
In my pants
Jack Reyes
So this isn't really Jow Forums related but i tried to type in some creepy shit, it's actually kind of creepy
Jace Gonzalez
like what the fuck is this shit, that last part especially
Bentley Powell
Fucking hell
Nicholas Harris
Katana Waifu for the win!
Ian Campbell
good bot?
Charles Morales
pretty good bot
Robert Murphy
Leo Barnes
This one is actually fucking good
Dominic Richardson
pretty on point
David Sanders
Matthew Gray
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Juan Bennett
The bot has foretold our downfall Jow Forums feels bad
Asher Rogers
Um
Henry Hernandez
>seriousposting begets seriouscompleting
god fucking damn, look at this shit
even fucking ends on cliffhangers now, jesus
Grayson Wilson
like come on, i'm putting this effort in and i get cockblocked by the damn bot's character count limit
Matthew Torres
the incest is strong with this bot, and apparently it is obsessed with church
Levi Hall
The bot can't humor
Austin Nelson
Xavier Walker
>I laid down in the ditch watching the ambush point. Got my dick out already throbbing to the thought of finally living out my greatest fantasy.
>Face fucking a communist.
I'm still reeling, but this makes my heart pound harder. It's always such a difficult thing to do when I meet a communist. But when I realized my friend wasn't there, I started panicking too and made a little mistake that would make me feel absolutely no better later. I wasn't looking at him, but his face was in my eyes. I'm pretty sure he looked angry, and it didn't take long for him to jump up, and say "YOU'RE RICHIE FAGGER! YOU'RE RICHIE FAGGER! SEX IS MY BUSINESS, NOT YOUR SURRENDER!"
"What the fuck!?" I felt a little bad, but I still didn't want him to die in front of me and everyone else. Not with no one else watching. Even if he said he didn't want me to fuck him, I probably could if someone else didn't.
Jack Miller
>Impressive.
>With this most recent achievement, fate has in a single stroke, marked the decline of the West and spelled a new era of wondrous prosperity and peaceful global dominance for the Chinese dragon,
that mythical thing we see in movies, fantasy, television and many other things.
Now, with the recent acquisition of an almost complete array of the world's most powerful warships, submarines, anti-access and area-denying systems, including cruise missiles, aircraft carrier strike destroyers, destroyers and submarines, with the arrival of these highly capable fleets, we have the potential to create the new kind of military structure known as "The Great Wall of China", that has such global strategic implications and immense power to effect significant changes within the global order.
As of 2017 the Chinese had constructed 567 supercarriers
Chase Ross
>WASTE THE MOTHERFUCKERS WOOF WOOFWOOF WOOF YOU WOOF WOOF WOOF...
Josiah Williams
Asher Clark
Army Dog loved the sound the zipperheads made when the tires of his M3A5 Gun Truck sqaushed them flaton the gravel parking lot driveway. It didn't stop them from continuing to park there for hours. The two were joined by a third, a pair of M4A1s that were actually a mix of those two vehicles.
"I had no idea who I was driving around with, I thought they were going to find me," Jim said. "We were talking a lot in those two vehicles."
Evan Gomez
I don't want to play anymore...
Colton Smith
Anthony James
Coherence level: 0
Robert Taylor
Fucking great thread lads
Tyler Scott
Thomas Sullivan
Completion
(School shootings are) nothing new in the United States. During the Civil War, a man in Louisiana named Jefferson Davis R. McVeigh killed 13 people and wounded more than 100 other people during an Oklahoma City bombing that he had organized. He had also killed 13 of his own followers. In the early 20th century, a lone gunman in the Texas City mall killed eight girls and injured 15 others.
The gunman from that massacre was James Holmes, who has become notorious for killing 12 at a movie theaters in Aurora, Colo., on December 20. Holmes admitted to killing 12 and injuring 58, a horrific act that stunned the world and left countless Americans shaken. The shooting was the deadliest mass shooting in modern-day U.S. history — even more devastating for the victims' families.
Even Holmes isn't the only recent lone shooter to make headlines, of course. In October 2015, a 26-year-old from Maine killed six people
Robert Long
what the fuck have we done to this thing
Hudson Torres
Josiah Gonzalez
>the browning m2 .50 Cal MG5.56" howitzer and the 40-millimeter M4A1 machine gun. It has over 300 rounds of ammunition in the magazine.
An MG 5.56 has approximately 150 rounds of ammunition packed in its barrel (see diagram below). The top round is the standard 5.56x45mm NATO cartridge which can be selected in various calibers by the user. The rifle is stored in the right hand magazine (with a large black box above it) and can be loaded into automatic, semiautomatic, or semiautomatic fire mode, as long as it is maintained (no ammunition is inserted). The ammunition is usually fired from the left side of the rifle but if the user wishes, the magazine can be moved away from the grip and used on other rifles and weapons such as the M4.
The receiver of the .50-cal MG 5.56 is the receiver of a M-16 and is often stamped with the NATO designation. The gun is typically equipped with an M16 stock.
Noah Reyes
The A-10 Warthogwas a World War II version of the US Army's AH-64 Apache helicopter. It was first used in Vietnam in late 1975 following its successful operational testing and combat usage in the late 1970s.
The A-10's first major US Air Force appearance came in November 1976, the second half of that year, as the A-7 Liberator. The A-10 was also used heavily throughout Vietnam during this period due to a lack of an easy access helicopter in Vietnam. It became the first US combat helicopter in Vietnam after the attack on Saigon with the American forces of the United States.
The A-10 was deployed all over Vietnam in support of US forces in support of ground attacks but was often under fire and destroyed by anti-aircraft fire, often during ground and air combat.
The first A-10s were sent to Vietnam in 1976 on orders of US President Gerald Ford. The first
Noah Kelly
Fuck off, omniboxer, I'll post what I want.
Cooper Lopez
The bot has certainly seen his share of maniacs.
Jacob Reed
Andrew Peterson
Liam Davis