Whats a good gun to protect yourself from British aliens?

Whats a good gun to protect yourself from British aliens?

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Ask them if they have a loicense for their anal probe and watch them crumble

a fooken knoife mate

When they say "football" always act like they're talking about American football until they fully describe it then say "oh, you mean soccer"

Brown Bess

goblin spray

The best and only answer

Forget guns entirely, fight off the British menace with dental hygiene equipment.

who the fuck is this nonce

>Whats a good gun to protect yourself from British aliens?

Matrini in in a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 450 caliber . And a bayonet

A starter pistol with a drilled out barrel would be appropriate

Spotted the bong

>aliens
A super soaker?

fugg

im only curious :'(

This is an american only board. Just trace your family tree, you're bound to see him somewhere.

This. If you can't get one of those, any kind of shotgun with a Buck & Ball load can be a passing substitute.

>distract with Greggs™ cheese roll™
>do 3 warning spoon clanks
>scoop and swoop his nose until he is down

Miss me with that smoothbore piece of bongshit and give me pic related.

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I fucked up. Give me actual pic related.

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stab them with this

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Literally any gun, because they don't have any