Jow Forums outfits for when SHTF

What are you gonna be wearing / using if / when black muslim liberal zombie communists from outer space attack? Also can anyone give me the names of the gear worn by this mannequin?

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nothing you'd want to wear for long.

The same shit I wear every day. I'd have to say though, if I saw someone walking around like that I would probably think he was an autistic manchild in way over his head, and probably someone I would not want to associate with.

Looks like a fighter from the Sumatra war, wearing typical Brummer gear:
- Montgomery rifle with mounted fieldmachete
- Churchill dustjacket
- paper hat, reinforced with green ink
- tribal mask
- Sumatran war club and clit remover in belt
- belt and pouches made entirely from foreskin. It is an imported jewish thing.
- bicycle bag; there's a small bike inside for the monotracks cisscrossing Sumatra
- piss tank; charming local custom
- woodcarving set in tin
- shoulder bag by LaFaye
- dancing shoes
- pants by MC Hammer

Hope this helps.

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2/2 + baseball cap
Z A R D O Z
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THE GUN IS GOOD!

Template?

I got you my dude.

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No pants?

brother, do you look at a man with a raifu/shirt combo like that and assume he wears pants?

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>Jow Forums outfit for SHTF
>ANYTHING but 100% grey man
youre gonna get instafucked

>hes never defended his home naked with a three-line rifle

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OP said Jow Forums outfits, not smart or logical outfits.

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HIGH SPEED
LOW DRAG

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skin cancer

>doesn't know that firing belt fed weapons is the one true cure for any form of cancer.

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Thanks, I only had it filled.

Driving past homeless camps for work at dawn. Roving groups of scung rangers straight out of fallout wandering in the mist. Ragety ponchos, long coats, rando scarves, belts and pouches. All tweaked and sketchy. All holding hatchets, machetes, walking stick/spears. One dude has a motorcycle helmet and no shirt carrying a burning tiki torch.

I keep hearing those with "common sense" saying SHTF isn't going to be a S.T.A.L.K.E.R LARP but current reality begs to differ. Sharpen those shoulder spikes! Truth is stranger than fiction.

I can tell youre a guy that likes to have fun but also takes no nonsense. Would SHTF buddy up with you/10.

this pic is exactly what I'd wear except with my AR.

The shit is never going to hit the fan.

Um user? Are you sure you are not held in a fragile bubble of reality? Even if you got your shit together and it may be far from the fan for you at this moment doesn't change reality for a scary portion of the population. Picrelated: on my commute to work under every bridge.

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>Also can anyone give me the names of the gear worn by this mannequin?
its mid war or so german infantry gear from the first world war

Seattle, Portland, Southern California, or Burlington, VT?

aww yis

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seattle. Moved here 20+ years ago. Back when you could still smoke in restaurants. Now we can't even have plastic straws. Its strange as a property owner to watch things going to shit and the land grows $100 k a year anyway. I kinda like the cyberpunk feel of the place hightech lowlife. Politics are dystopian. All good excuses for guns and dogs plus access to good mountains and fiberoptic internet availability.

NEVER go fully military gear.
Casual military pants or a military jacket are ok.
Most likely when shtf it is going to be because of a war or conflict where the millitary is involved.
When you go fully camouflage you will get treated as a enemy combatant.

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Can't go wrong with a good grey man/.380 combo. Just scavenge what you need from dead bodies

>grey tac pants
>grey salomons
>grey shirt
>grey jacket

>THAT'S FAR ENOUGH PILGRIM

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F R O N T I E R

Any type of protection against poison gas or smoke will involve the use of oxygen tanks for me. They tend to be more effective than a filter mask and I don't mind the extra weight.

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Have you thought on how to attach it to your LBV or PC?

nutn and fancy pilled

It's a WWI German army uniform. Some things are off about it though. I've never seen it worn with the front coat tails tucked up like that before though; that was more so a French style of wearing a great coat. Also the pant legs were normally tucked into the boots or wrapped with puttees in the case of ankle boots. Lastly, the G-88 cartridge pouches don't match the G-98 rifle he is holding.

just some regular clothes, probably some meant for the outdoors. Kuhl and Legendary Whitetails are my favorite rn. they're pretty good quality cause I wear them for work, and regular blue jeans haven't last as long dragging my happy ass in crawspaces.

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Like many have said, it's herman, WW1 to be specific, so I'd say M1915 tunic and trousers? plus the great coat
hessenantique.com/WW_I_Uniforms_s/653.htm have a gander, ya sicko

Any experience with Filson? I feel that with their prices they're a tad Gucci for the average Joe

Based, double checked snake eater

Sunscreen

Soon to purge.

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Shit, now that you mention it, I gotta listen to the song

German WWI obviously Practice some google-fu

You probably only give a shit about the greatcoat
hessenantique.com/Imperial_German_Militaria_s/8.htm
have fun getting into a hobby that will drain you of all your money and ruin your life

Gas mask recommendations?

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Checked on dem dub trips bruv

>He took the grey man meme literally
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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you aren't going to survive shit.

realize that you are nowhere near as badass as you are in your imagination.

if you want anyone to begin to take you seriously, don't take a photo with all your fucking toys.

And don't try to play it off like they're not yours.

this is not even bait at this point

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Buy a real amp, mr instagram muscles.

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"Gray man" does not actually have to dress in all gray. The ideal is to not stand out. If I saw that look on the street I would assume they are carrying. I would pay more attention to them in general. A guy with a mismatched non military backpack and dark or khaki colored shirt and dark mismatched jacket would make me pay less attention.

can somebody explain the grey man meme to me

kek

0/100
retard
lurk moar newfaggot

fuck u bitch

nvm its just a man that blends in kek

Firemen are badass as fuck

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>Non matching tiger boonie (Golden tiger vs dense)
>he fell for the AD belt meme
>He fell for the shitty kneepad meme
>he fell for the drop leg meme

You dont operate do ya son?

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orthodox bro

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my dude...

Just use a pony bottle and save some weight

>hessenantique.com/Imperial_German_Militaria_s/8.htm
I hate you

have fun carrying all that with you all day every day

Rate

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Panama hat, Speedos, Hawaiian shirt, shower shoes, cigarette holder, jackass rig for my Ruger Redhawk, briefcase full of cheap gin and premium cocaine.

Outfit doesn't really matter, what does matter is this right here. Some rhodesian Waxis.

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It would be fun to watch though and clue you in on who is Jow Forums or Jow Forums which makes them easy to avoid.

just ordered that exact model.
Ivan says august, im excited.

For the love of God give me the name of those pants

Peadot pattern
Erbsenmuster/Erbsentarn
its a repro, proably mil-tec

I just bought some too. Best model choice too. I'd have gotten the flat sole model but I travel too much in the mud and just know I'd be on my ass.

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how is he going to fit those rifle caliber cartridges into that short little webley cylinder

10/fucking10, you make me proud of humanity

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I need a pair. Thanks for the pic.

Those are vibrators, user.