what's your taken line?
What's your taken line?
>oh no
>catch!
pull the trigger
>good job!
All your base are belong to us
Ya feel lucky? Well do ya, nigger?
Last time I took a line I ended up eating out a fat chick in the bathroom of an after-hours arepas shop.
I'm going to buttfuck you like a nigger from Mississippi.
Y-you too
I THINK YOU SUCK!
Imagine the smell
>You don't remember me. We spoke on the phone two days ago. I told you I would find you.
It smelled like cocaine. When I say I “took a line”, I mean that chick wasn’t the only fat bitch I’d ripped into that night. Idk whose coke it even was. Some party in a private booth invited me to do a shot, turned into a lot more.
What you say!?
I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR ASSHOLE OUT AND USE IT AS A COCK RING!
Bane?
It's been revoked...
Pee pee poo poo I came to shoot jews
>how dare you take daddy's cummies from me
niggers tounge my anus
You came to fuck my ass, but really, it’s your ass that’s gonna be taking the fuck, cock.
>Here's your migration compact!
"We do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us"
Skippity boop bop nigga
There's no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt
Dammit, I had something for this.
"I don't have money"
plz donate to my patreon so I can tell myself I am going to start eating healthy before spending it all on guns and ammo and living off of Ramen again
They're not laughing anymore.
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Me: I don’t know where your Jewing, but, I will find you and I will gas you.
Jew: Oy vey!
>with a car, you can go anywhere
Came to check how many people made Anti Semitic references, not disappointed
>Cyka
And as the bang of my Mosin is fading from my ears and I can hear through the EEEEE of firing it indoors
>Blyat
As I work the bolt
"Do ya feel lucky, Punk?"
Just made it up right now
Pssh... nothing personal, kid.
I really liked what Sam Raimi contributed to Taken
It won't even make the papers in El Paso
Smile and wait for the flash
>i'm going to kill you quick, I need too piss
>*pulls trigger*
Ive have...ive got a particular..uh...skills that make me......fuck *BANG*
I did it for maybe a week, hoping some ‘black bastard’ would come out of a pub and have a go at me about something, you know? So that I could … kill him.
>*uncomfortable silence*
>"WELL ARE YOU GONNA SHOOT ME OR WHAT?"
"...When you blow in a dog's face he gets mad, but...then...he sticks his head out the car window."
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YO-" *BLAM*
I bet you’re wondering why my penis is becoming erect