What's your taken line?

what's your taken line?

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>oh no

>catch!
pull the trigger
>good job!

All your base are belong to us

Ya feel lucky? Well do ya, nigger?

Last time I took a line I ended up eating out a fat chick in the bathroom of an after-hours arepas shop.

I'm going to buttfuck you like a nigger from Mississippi.

Y-you too

I THINK YOU SUCK!

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Imagine the smell

>You don't remember me. We spoke on the phone two days ago. I told you I would find you.

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It smelled like cocaine. When I say I “took a line”, I mean that chick wasn’t the only fat bitch I’d ripped into that night. Idk whose coke it even was. Some party in a private booth invited me to do a shot, turned into a lot more.

What you say!?

I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR ASSHOLE OUT AND USE IT AS A COCK RING!

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Bane?

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It's been revoked...

Pee pee poo poo I came to shoot jews

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>how dare you take daddy's cummies from me

niggers tounge my anus

You came to fuck my ass, but really, it’s your ass that’s gonna be taking the fuck, cock.

>Here's your migration compact!

"We do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us"

Skippity boop bop nigga

There's no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt

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Dammit, I had something for this.

"I don't have money"
plz donate to my patreon so I can tell myself I am going to start eating healthy before spending it all on guns and ammo and living off of Ramen again

They're not laughing anymore.

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Me: I don’t know where your Jewing, but, I will find you and I will gas you.
Jew: Oy vey!

>with a car, you can go anywhere

Came to check how many people made Anti Semitic references, not disappointed

>Cyka
And as the bang of my Mosin is fading from my ears and I can hear through the EEEEE of firing it indoors
>Blyat
As I work the bolt

"Do ya feel lucky, Punk?"
Just made it up right now

Pssh... nothing personal, kid.

I really liked what Sam Raimi contributed to Taken

It won't even make the papers in El Paso

Smile and wait for the flash

>i'm going to kill you quick, I need too piss
>*pulls trigger*

Ive have...ive got a particular..uh...skills that make me......fuck *BANG*

I did it for maybe a week, hoping some ‘black bastard’ would come out of a pub and have a go at me about something, you know? So that I could … kill him.

>*uncomfortable silence*
>"WELL ARE YOU GONNA SHOOT ME OR WHAT?"

"...When you blow in a dog's face he gets mad, but...then...he sticks his head out the car window."

>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YO-" *BLAM*

I bet you’re wondering why my penis is becoming erect