How is a gun supposed to stop a break-in when burglars don't know that I have one?
How is a gun supposed to stop a break-in when burglars don't know that I have one?
Leo Taylor
Caleb Hughes
It stops a break in from escalating to something much worse.
Brandon Gutierrez
They don't steal your wife or rape your TV because they are dead.
Jace Howard
That's why you put a massive Punisher skull decal on your car and fly the gadsden flag in your yard.
James Torres
>not firing an entire magazine out of an AK pistol off your front porch into the air every night to let everyone know you have a gun
Jaxson Young
Bold of you to assume I don't rape my TV already
Cameron Lopez
Adrian Cox
Might as well read: Treasure inside, break in for the juiciest loot!
Landon Campbell
>Gadsden flag
Yeah, that'd do the trick.
Thomas Flores
Luis Jenkins
You kill them
Jonathan Lee
>Place gun sign outside
>Have no gun
>Robbers break in looking for it
>They leave emptyhanded
heh
Hudson Long
pro strat
Joshua Gomez
Presenting your gun:
>Burglar turns 360 degrees and gets the fuck out
>Burglar surrenders
>He attacks, you shoot the burglar and he surrenders, is incapacitated, or he dies
The first two are more likely by far, but in the event the third case happens, it tends to work pretty good.
I wouldn't advertise it, that means they'll come and rob your house when you're not home.
Caleb Foster
You know how Burglars don't generally try to rob occupied houses anymore?
I wonder why that is.
Logan Mitchell
That's why you rack the slide, dummy.
Carter Watson
Just fire two shots in the air from your double barrel shot gun.
Nolan Thompson
Nice avatar
Jaxon Clark
You gotta fly some flags out front. That's how the darkies know who not to rob.
At least according to one of the darkies I've spoken to.
Michael Adams
It's better if they don't know, the element of surprise is important.
Colton Howard
Well if you do then the gun allows you to stop them from doing it before you can
Dylan Barnes
Yeah but you don't want to be cucked right? That's YOUR television to rape, not theirs.
Brandon Clark
You shoot them, dumbass.
Justin Howard
>taze, ballgag, zip tie.
>take in the depths of the night to a bridge over river, catch and release animal back to natural habitat
Carson Thomas
Just do what Creepy Uncle Joe recommended and rack the shotgun
Aiden Morgan
Shoot the burglars.
Luke Scott
Not only does it keep people away, it keeps land values down so your property taxes don't increase as much!