Imagine this bad boy flying over NYC and bombing you pigs back into the stone age, where you belong

Yeah, more so from Japan than Germany, iirc.

>3 engines

So shit tier engines so weak you need 3 paying the full weight price.

The death of Walther Wever in '36 pretty much guaranteed that Germany would never get in to long range bombing until later in the war when it was too late.

That's not how you use that word, Hans.

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>Incapable of divebombing
[Rejected by the RLM]

Multiple squadrons manned by the National Guard. Generally they were for detecting and attacking U-boats but some squadrons had fighters. Plus AA guns that could be brought into cities.

Germany lost the war the moment the UK and France declared war.

>bombing a single city would've won you the war with america
>failed to do that with moscow and london
>entirely assblasted about dresden, cologne, berlin, and whatever other city getting roasted by pic related
y e a h

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>Germany has always fucked Europe.
>Germany always looses
>Dreams of grandeur
Fuck off with rhis baiy nogunz, go back to Jow Forums

>cope with your victory

..o..okay

Nah, the Brits and French on their own couldn't have halted Germany's European territorial ambitions. France was quickly conquered, and while I doubt the Nazis would actually invade Britain, they British had no way of fighting Germany in Continental Europe on their own.

>Incapable of divebombing
>[Rejected by the RLM]

So true, requiring all their medium bombers be capable of dive bombing, especially in the middle/late war was such a retarded idea. The He-177 project suffered because of this.

Wehraboo begone

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Yuropeens don't belong on Jow Forums.
If you can't carry a gun like a real citizen, you don't belong here.

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Czechs have pretty good carry laws iirc.

Czech's are honorary Carolinians

This is bait to garner anti nazi sentiment on Jow Forums.

It all goes back to Goering forcing Udet into a role he never wanted. Making Udet head of R&D for the Luftwaffe when he didn't understand it, but he liked fast divebombers, and so Goering's RLM kept issuing ridiculous requirements. The He-177 is the best example of the nonsense they were demanding. It wasn't until after Udet was basically driven to suicide ("Hey, let's keep giving the known alcoholic booze and then blame him for everything going wrong") that the Germans started to try to unfuck their bomber program and move to a strategic mindset rather than tactical, but by then it was already 1942; the attempt to bomb England into submission had failed, the war against the Soviets had bogged down, and now America was involved.

And then they blitzed them in 4 weeks. You have no fucking idea what you’re talking about. Germany would’ve annihilated Britain too if Hitler wanted to but he didn’t.

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Nah bro you’re retarded Germany fucked both of them up they would’ve easily beat England had they kept bombing the RAF. Germany literally only lost the war because of stupid mistakes like the 3 day halt at Dunkirk.

>We were so close to win.
Pic related

>Germany lost the war the minute they boneheadedly declared war on the USA,
Fixed that for you

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>Germany would’ve annihilated Britain too if Hitler wanted to
So then why didn't he?

i honestly cant tell if posts like these are satire or not. Jow Forums has jaded the fuck out of me

>Germany would’ve annihilated Britain too if Hitler wanted to but he didn’t.

Seeing as the UK beat Germany on land sea and air when it stood alone - nope.

The UK also outproduced Germany throughout the entire war.

Charlottebro here, I accept this as truth.

charlottelarp was a tactical error. You should have never participated in such larpery when you could have kept everyone together making money behind the scenes and putting it to more important things.

Love me some pure, fresh burger cope kek

Nächstes mal kriegen wir euch. Just look at this big beauty, it will be the last thing you see before burning haha
Next time without italy, those fucking spaghettis were literally the only reason we lost

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Looks like a copy of the B29 with 2 extra engines.

Germany was doomed the second Hitler invaded the Soviet Union. He should havecwaited until he had the resources, specifically a secure oil /petro supply.
The final mistake after that was declaring war on the US.
Germany had zero chance of winning a 2 front war against both the Soviets and Americans. He may have had a chance if he won oil supplies in southern Russia and refused to declare war on the US after Pearl Harbor.

By the way, Patton was right and the US should have kept going all the way to Moscow and killed every marxist in between. That disease has fucked Europe and is fucking America as we speak.

>next time
lmao what? when we fight the caliphate of berlin?

Dude, I wish Germany had won. Jerking off to computer generated '46 planes and waxing nostalgic doesn't won't change the past.

>Lost both world wars
>Ended up being split for decades

Yup we're the ones coping hanz

no, when we kick the asses of the worthless pieces of shit that you have stationed in the south of our country, the ones that do nothing but damaging our trains when they're out to party and rape our women. we will start with them, and then we will pick up where we stopped, except that this time italy won't be by our side, but ukraine and russia will. you will be annihilated

Cope harder Wehraboo.
America actually built our mega planes in numbers that matter for more than herping on Jow Forums like an autist.

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اللَّهُمَّ مَالِكَ الْمُلْكِ تُؤْتِي الْمُلْكَ مَنْ تَشَاءُ وَتَنْزِعُ الْمُلْكَ مِمَّنْ تَشَاءُ وَتُعِزُّ مَنْ تَشَاءُ وَتُذِلُّ مَنْ تَشَاءُ ۖ بِيَدِكَ الْخَيْرُ ۖ إِنَّكَ عَلَىٰ كُلِّ شَيْءٍ قَدِيرٌ
تُولِجُ اللَّيْلَ فِي النَّهَارِ وَتُولِجُ النَّهَارَ فِي اللَّيْلِ ۖ وَتُخْرِجُ الْحَيَّ مِنَ الْمَيِّتِ وَتُخْرِجُ الْمَيِّتَ مِنَ الْحَيِّ ۖ وَتَرْزُقُ مَنْ تَشَاءُ بِغَيْرِ حِسَابٍ

I thought we had another month until summer starts

This does beg the question: is Germany the new Malaysia?

Sadly no. Summer starts in May on Jow Forums.

We're moving them to Poland anyways.

Enjoy getting assraped by French nuclear baguettes.

Fuck retard, nobody gives a crap about your fantasy wanks.

t. german

youtube.com/watch?v=eYA4VVK6ItQ

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No user, we must crush his fantasies even HARDER.

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Another unforeseen consequence of global climate change

lol you lost to russians.

russians....

hah

what a fucking fag

russians....

pffffft

With Islamic immigration Germany will be extinct within 60 years. Thanks Merkel.
Look at Turkey to see your future.

>when you get to kill slavs and the nazis
>when you destroy third reich in a war and deny USSR war goals
>when you piss off both ruskies and wehrabooks

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you mean t. abdul-hamid

you mean millions of russians. there's no shame in that. they will help us this time, god bless Alexander Barkashov

no, it will just accelerate things and help waking up the people. teutonic fury will be unleashed soon, just wait. do you really think 80 years is enough to programm a nation of warriors and conquerers into a nation of cucks? just wait.

all the cope in this thread, LMAO@u

Germany lost the war the minute the Pentagon Black Magic Ritual took place.

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/thread

>Actually thinking Putin won't let all the Germans die as cannon fodder and then make Germany Russian clay.
You underestimate KGB 94D chess.

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Yeah.

>you mean t. abdul-hamid
>you mean millions of russians. there's no shame in that. they will help us this time
Fuck off, du dummer Spätaussiedler. Your shemes are more than obvious.

this is probably the worst bait I've seen on Jow Forums
like you are really bad at baiting, the way you type, it just feels so fake and pretty cringy I can tell you aren't german just by the way you type
The way you type, you make it sound like you don't even buy what you are selling, you sound so fake bro, for bait to be effective you have to buy into the bait yourself, which you clearly didn't
It both physically and mentally hurt me reading this bad of bait please don't do it again

Where's your surface fleet again?

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He is a russian (immigrant in germany).

well too bad it still works, kek

only works on Jow Forums because this is the quintessential boomer board

Here

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For a board that makes fun of fish-mouthed liberals, it sure does trigger easily

the second bomb should have been dropped on berlin.

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And the third, and the fourth, and the fifth.

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you have to understand that 80% (maybe more) of all people are retarded low IQ subhumans, since this is true it means every single popular belief is mainly believed by retards
Like I'm sure you hold some retarded opinions but you may not be retarded , I guess what I'm trying to say is that manipulating retards isn't hard but to people that aren't retarded you end up looking retarded, just like to other people I look retarded for actually commenting on this shit tier website instead of just ignoring it

Not including you though, that's for sure. You? You're a bona fide genius.

two bombs were not enough.

god i wish lemay was in charge of bombing Germany. Dresden would be a footnote in comparison.

>everyone but me is stupid
You know how the saying goes...

you do know the war in Germany was already over, right?
>Germany surrenders May 7, 1945
>Japan surrenders September 2, 1945
if anything we should have dropped one on Moscow

>you do know the war in Germany was already over, right?
and?

Consider yourselves D & C's. Too easy.

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its true tho, everybody in this thread is retarded and you should all feel bad, if you are actually on Jow Forums in your free time its a waste, only time you should be on here is when you are wage cucking

unless it took the polar route it would have been spotted numerous times before it ever got to NA, and don't think there were no HA interceptors waiting for it

>Jumo 222
>Crossing anything

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And just what bomb are you going to drop?

>Bottom
truth-bombs

What was that bomber in Kotobuki?

So your intention of coming here was only to shame everyone. And you are talking about people being stupid.

kek

whenever i see such a picture in must think of that drawn comic of Goering getting shown an absolute shit plane and he signs to build it because the food offering at the presentstion is so delicious.
Anyone got it at hand?

Oh good, glad to see Canada & USA fucking up an island invasion wasn't the only people screwing up royally.

Did Donitz shoot Fritz after this?

best post

It's a lot more reading than I remember it being, but here you go.

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Big thanks, yes it is wall of text, technically you just need to read the last two panels.

In the realistic version he just doesn't show up to work until something bad enough happens that forces him to come in.

HEY!
I am a
Hard workin'
Hard Livin'
Politically Incorrect
Straight Shooter who loves his country, God, and Guns.
Who thanks our troops!
and know our colors don't run.

I STAND FOR OUR FLAG, KNEEL FOR THE CROSS
BECAUSE I KNOW FREEDOM COMES WITH A COST!

>we woulda
>we coulda
>we shoulda
but you fucking didn't, and that's the only reason we didn't nuke you worthless sausage niggers too

Based

tldr

As an American I would like to apologize for my stupid and easily manipulated countrymen. They seem to think they are the "good guy" in every war that was "justified".
>Germany loses
>Russia swallows up half of Europe and becomes a superpower
>Japan loses
>China proceeds to become a world power which will eclipse the US
>Saddam falls, Ghaddafi falls
>terrorism becomes increasingly prevalent, refugee crisis occurs

Americans just can't slow down for 2 seconds and realize that they're being manipulated into their own destruction, now the question is who drove all of this?

>Americans just can't slow down for 2 seconds and realize that they're being manipulated into their own destruction, now the question is who drove all of this?

Germany allied with a vocal opponent of the United States with a stated goal of seizing colonial holdings in the Pacific, they then declared war on the United States after their ally attacked even though they were not obligated to do so by their agreement and began attacking shipping off the US coast immediately thereafter. Yeah, I wonder what drove the US into the war, who could it possibly have been? What violent actor wrought this destruction?

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>Russia took half of Europe and that was bad
>That means we should have just given all of Europe to Germany
This shit is getting nonsensical. How ironic of you to talk of "stupid and easily manipulated."

Whoa whoa there Mr. Germany Must Perish! poster, I'm talking about the US' embargo on Japan which drove the Japanese to trying to cripple the US, Germany declaring war although inevitable was incidental. Japan wasn't a vocal enemy of the US until the US began antagonizing the Japs, and although they were cruel they couldn't hold a candle to Mao. And lets be honest, none of give a shit about East Asia. In the hands of the Japs it would have been better managed with the Chinese kept under their thumb and the Japs kept busy with their empire.
There wouldn't have been a Cold War with Germany though.

So is OP a tier 9 or 8? I'm leaning for 9 personally.

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There would have been a prolonged "phony war" with Germany if they took the whole of Europe. There wouldn't be Checkpoint Charlies where opposing forces were looking at each other but there would still be contention. American shipping being torpedoed and bombed, both sides funding proxy wars/revolutions, the US building up its fleet even more and Germany trying to even come close to matching, eventually missiles that could fly across the ocean (and American ones which would have nuclear warheads long before the Germans did), all going until Germany's economy shit itself once there was nothing left to plunder. Seems like a Cold War to me.