Innawoods

>Be 13
>Find hollow tree filled with porn mags

Greatest remake ever

What if he never really lost it and just needed to talk to you?

Maybe his plan was to kill everyone in the night use the nvg googles to do some spec ops shit and dispear but cos that guy talked to him he didn't?

That's cute as fuck nigga

Three Dirty Dwarves

>14 years old
>Local park, pretty big lake with a series of smaller lakes tucked away in a patch of woods with a path leading through them
>Always used to go "hike" usually its a mile walk until we get lost
>Two entrances
>Regular park entrance where the parking lot is and all that
>Or theres a huge factory with a driveway and on the side of the driveway theres a small entrance
>Head through the park entrance and start walking with my best buddy
>Walk past the other entrance, and keep going
>Get all the way to the homeless shelters and weed plants
>head back
>Decide to leave through the driveway entrance
>Get there
>literally a dead deer not missing any meat on it, but missing every single organ in it's body
>head was intact, not missing the antlers, or eyeballs
>blood literally everywhere like someone just shot it, and cut it open and dumped out all the organs
>Look around with my buddy to find the organs
>never found it
>this is literally a park in a big city

Circled are the entrances, red lines show the path of the trail, blue X shows where this dead deer was

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>Get Poison Ivy on dick.
>Difficulty explaining how that happened to Dr.

Probably got hit by a car and ran off to die, and some ‘yotes ate the soft parts.

We dont have yotes in MI, especially not in the middle of a city lol

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1. Yes you do
2. Yes they are

>9 years old
>lived on farm with tons of forest
>brother and I would take bb gun, pb&j sandwiches, and other stuff on day hikes
>made a camp near a creek
>shot cans with bb gun
>came back home after one of us got hurt or it was dinner time
>just me and my brother shooting bb guns in the forest
I miss it, guys

Sometimes I drive my beater to ridiculous places

little story from yesterday

>drive beater sedan down rough forest road that hasn't been maintained since the 70s
>drive carefully around holes that would probably bottom my car out
>get to the bottom at the rail track
>road has become a bog, too much for my car
>get out and walk for a bit
>see a rusty sign on the ground and want to read it
>slowly pick it up to find a copperhead coiled underneath
>slowly put it back down
>walk a bit more to the site of an old hospital
>get spooky feeling and leave

Not much but it's fresh. From yesterday afternoon

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>be me
>far less than 10 years old, not sure how old exactly
>find a whole bullet at the pits
>says 7.62x39
>my dad tells me that's le ak47 bollit
>think I just found some incredibly rare relic, cherish it for years until I realized it's one of the most popular calibers in america
Funny how easily we deem things magical

>We dont have yotes in MI
Okay kid
urbancoyoteresearch.com/coyote-info/north-american-distribution

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I found this doggo in a tree.
>can't post dead doggo because phone posters are discriminated against.

Throw a come-along in the back of your car in case you ever get stuck.

>be me
>be about like 8
>go inna woods with dad
>he gives me a hatchet and goes to find some big sticks so we can make a lean to
>my child brain sees weeds and immediately thinks to use hatchet
>hatchet goes straight through and down onto my foot but was stopped by my shoe
>big cut in shoe dad finds out and tells me dont do that
>also dont tell mom
>build lean to and dick around with a bb gun he had bought at the dollar store
>absolutely comfy

The negros ate the soft parts then.

>also dont tell mom
kek

not him, but i do so i can do some recreational shooting on my hike

I know you trolls don't like to include us but the u.p. Has them for sure. As in i see them dead on the side of the road every so often

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??

>literally armed invasion of a foreign nation
>they do nothing
yup must be Canada.

Watching a deer devour the flower of an orange day lily in one bite.

>>accidently cross canada border
Fucking liar. You couldn't accidentally cross the border without knowing it. There is, literally, a huge clear cut, like a giant power line trail, running from the Pacific to the Atlantic.
Try harder you dum dum

hiked from newfoundgap to fontana dam on the appalacian trail. one of the better trips ive ever taken. also did most of the eagle rock loop in one day for my hiking merrit badge. one of the least fun trips ive ever taken.