What do I do if I find a .22 on the ground? What are the safety procedures?
What do I do if I find a .22 on the ground? What are the safety procedures?
Alexander James
Matthew Perry
swallow it to build up immunity to bullets
Luke Brown
Put it in your prison wallet for later use
Isaac Howard
call the bomb squad
Austin Nelson
stomp on it to gain shooting powers
Jonathan Mitchell
Better call a hazmat team
Better to be safe
Hunter Brown
I saw an empty box of .22 in the parking lot at my uni and threw it away so some retard wouldn't start a panic
Justin Sullivan
Anyone else buy buckets of .22 and leave them in school/grocery store/gymboree parking lots?
Owen Diaz
You two should fuck.
Jackson Jones
take it with a glass of water, 45min prior to a large meal, you will feel better in the morning.
Tyler Wright
Notify the local highest leader (king, PM, president) and declare a national state of emergency. Have everyone within a 100 mile radius either evacuate of make it to a designated shelter. Then call in a tactical nuclear strike on the location. Afterwards conventionally carpet bomb the area for at least a week straight. The bullet should have been safely disarmed
Mason Smith
If I’m ever in New York City, I’ll make sure to bring some 9mm and 22 rounds with me and just drop them around whenever I go to freak out these dumb Klke libshits.
Wyatt Hill
Thats york, England not new york, new york
Caleb Hill
>a fucking fencing 'sword'
>muh safety
Yeah, these people are worth their salaries.
Sebastian Murphy
Oi! So that is where my kitchen knives keep disappearing to!
Christopher King
>a fucking spoon
Brody Campbell
>Letter opener with literal 1 finger of grip room
>Spoon
>Edge hones
Christ
Gabriel Rogers
>A
>Mother
>Fucking
>Spoon
The absolute state of bongland
Gavin Diaz
why are brits so pozzed?
Brody Bennett
Spoonmind
Levi Edwards
Did you miss the fucking SPOON
Christopher Gray
>wanting spoons to get into the wrong hands
>not disposing of your spoons correctly
Jaxson Parker
Europeans tend to have weird ideas about their government, bordering on fetishistic like Americans but without the primacy of independent culture and certain legal rights to keep them from delegating their entire life to the state.
Aiden Hill
I'm sorry but here in America we have the second amendment which specifically protects our rights to spoons and other eating utensils
Elijah Bennett
Waiting for some assault chop sticks to be confiscated in the UK.
Nathan Richardson
I hope that wasn’t any legit German or Nip or Swiss cutlery in there
Christian Martinez
When an American says "America" they don't mean "the American Government" in any part of it. Euros on average probably assosiate it with their governments.
Robert Smith
>reported a burglary
To who? Aren't they the ones who burglaries are supposed to be reported to? Do these fucks do anything to actually fight crime or do they really spend all of their time virtue signalling on twitter and stealing garden tools from law abiding citizens?
Jayden Torres
Thought this was NY at first and I wasn't even surprised
Joshua Sullivan
They are the thin blue line that protects the british people from dangerous twitter posts and enforcing the telly licence.
>"YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR DAT TWITTAH POST YOU FACKIN CUNT?"
Hunter Flores
>he isn't sprinkling full cartriges and range brass in leftist strongholds
Dropped a whole pocketful outside of a campaign office in 2016, that shit was shut down all day
Josiah Gray
I would unironically call the non-emergency police number just in case it turns out to be important in an investigation or something.
Jesus, I wish I was naive enough to believe this was a parody account.
Zachary Rogers
Kek
Jonathan Flores
you are my new best friend
Robert Gutierrez
I stomp them into the mud
Justin Bennett
Lmao
Juan Morales
I hate my country
>T.Bong
Nathan Butler
I want this to be true.
Noah Mitchell
you probably found one of mine, the call me johnny bulletseed, none have taken yet though.
Sebastian Torres
you're either planting them too deep or too far apart
Anthony Davis
i think i just haven't found the right soil conditions, i've tried different depths and distances.
Christopher Brooks
You'd think they'd have better things to do...
Sebastian Carter
How easy would it be for a bunch of armed redneck boomers from burgerstan to invade and cause havoc in bongistan?
Bentley Mitchell
Probably quite easily
Liam Gutierrez
Britain really is just a parody of a country at this point, isn't it?
Jacob Miller
>A STARTLED man
the absolute state of crowncucks
Joshua Peterson
Xavier Garcia
checked
Julian Nelson
Samuel Reed
I once found an AP .308 sitting on a brick wall near a cafe across the street from a bank pointing up as if it was placed there. I took it home, lol.
Matthew Davis
Nice digits, 14/88 triumphant
Juan Watson
legit 14/88888
Joseph Nelson
Call the police immediately, only state endorsed agents who are trained to shoot 50 rounds a year can handle such a dangerous ammuntion of war.
Hunter Wright
If you can get a single passenger airliner full of rednecks with hunting rifles, ill-maintained AR-15's, homemade explosives, and supplies, you would probably have a force substantial enough to threaten Westminster Palace itself.
Jordan Cruz
I like to go into the forest and scatter them around in hopes that they'll grow into freedom trees.
Asher Ward
>posted an imp guardsman instead of nazboi
wew
Christian Mitchell
Bongs, is this man a highly wanted criminal?
Parker Russell
You stick it in the fuse box under the steering column of your old GMC.
Hudson Brooks
Bongs confirmed nuked from orbit.
Charles Carter
>14888888
Jesus....
Gabriel Ross
oof nice numbers
Josiah Davis
>Police seize hundreds of weapons in knife crime crackdown in London
Luke Cooper
>Operation Sceptre
Jonathan Kelly
>A teenage boy was arrested after police confiscated a bag stuffed with weapons
Aiden Walker
>Hundreds of weapons were seized (Picture: MET police)
Lincoln Ramirez
Logan Sullivan
>A replica of a weapon wielded by a race of alien warriors in the sci-fi TV show Star Trek has been seized by police from a 17-year-old boy's bedroom.
>The 4ft (1.2m) Klingon bat'leth and other weapons, some of which were homemade, were found after the teen was arrested over an assault in Widnes.
Ryan Cox
>Police Seize Weapons And Drugs In Great Yarmouth
Isaac Ward
>A handgun belonging to a suspected drug dealer(left) and items seized include police riot gear, guns and swords (right)
Lincoln Howard
>I feel the poor chefs getting pre screened, screened, and post screened for knives. Imagine if in the future you have to be trained and tested for knife service and knife disposal. Also pay a knife liocense. And also a daily journal on how many slices you did in a week.
Kayden Anderson
Aiden Adams
Leo Scott
Joshua James
>just tools
are British people not allowed to fix anything anymore? do general contractors just get executed for their vans full of weapons? the fuck is wrong with these people?
Jacob Martinez
Run to Jow Forums and call Americans paranoid and stupid!
Elijah Collins
We only invade for oil.
Not soccer teams.
Asher Hall
The Britcucks are truly insufferable
Mason Clark
>Police in England and Wales say they have confiscated more than 2,000 weapons from schools in the last two years.
Julian Jones
That’d be racist according to the govt
Brayden Fisher
Juan Anderson
When I found couple of rounds of .455 at a museum I was working at they called the police to dispose of it.
Nathan Fisher
>slingshots
>swiss army knives
holy fuck I would have been jailed for life if I had been a schoolkid in the UK
Xavier Russell
Benjamin Evans
>self harm
Fucking disgusting
Evan Watson
>Oi, you got a loicense for that knoif?
Adrian James
>Save a Life, Surrender Your Knife
Jayden Clark
>Police lose 'offensive' walking stick after confiscating from pensioner
>A pensioner's walking stick was branded and offensive weapon by police, who confiscated it and promptly lost it.
Nathan Hall
>Imitation pistol discovered during a stop and search in Tower Hamlets on Sunday
Connor Miller
step on it
Parker Miller
>The deadliest weapons seized by police during clampdown on knives
Ethan Lopez
>middle of the bottom row on the right picture
Is that a fucking tennis ball?
Christian Hernandez
>a cake knife
Robert Young
>Battle axes, knives and nunchucks among terrifying haul of weapons seized by police in Camden
Christopher Smith
>These deadly weapons were found stashed away in Piccadilly Gardens
Lincoln Hall
>Machetes, swords and combat knives were also taken from people in weapon sweeps using warrants.
Levi Garcia
>1488888
This is to go further beyond.
Hunter Wilson
Ok but seriously how do bongers cook if knives are illegal??
Evan Rodriguez
>PCSO Adam Bell highlighted the frightening array of weapons handed in to Crownhill police station during amnesty
Brody Miller
They're not, carrying them without valid reason is. Judge gets to decide whether you have a valid reason or not.
Nicholas Lewis
Everyone with high T moved to America in the 1700s.