>walk outside
>see this thing firing at your house
What do?
Walk outside
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Die
Wonder which idiot fucked up the maps for the training exercise again.
Be at least glad I was killed by my favorite attack helicopter
A Hind D? Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?
Die. But die secure in the knowledge that whatever lunatic brought that medieval relic into our airspace is about to get liquidated by an F-16
jerk off like i always do as soon as i go outside
turn 360 degrees and walk away
break out the old mosin
Retrieve the Stinger missile that was so thoughtfully provided to my moderate militia by the CIA.
Early morning outdoor wank is peak comfy.
Desintegrate
Based and snakepilled
Wonder why South Africa is invading here of all places.
Fpbp
Next
actually is a south african superhind
to kill crakaz
>What do?
Report to Russian MoD that some niggers have ruined Hind aesthetics and request them to ban this piece of crap in favour of the based Mi-35M.
How's the 35M better? They both look kinda soulless.
>Big Black Copter
>teleport behind him
>heh, nothing personal kid
Is that a giant bomb on the right?
>pakfa
>killing things
pick one
"You can't do that! This is a gun free zone!"
Looks like an extra fuel tank for me.
>TULIVALMIS!
>AMPUJALLA MAALI!
TUHOAN!
>*BA-TSHUUFF*
>*BOOM*
I dunno, something like that.
>TUHOA!
launch 45-70 missile at cockpit
???
sell soviet garbage for scrap
>cover myself in mud to fool IR censors
>build catapult to fling rocks into rotors
>corner pilot
>run away as it activates self destruct sequence
>GET TO DA CHOPPA!!
>You're one ugly mother-fucker!
Shout "WOLVERINES" and then get blown up
Maybe you could hide and aim for one of its missiles or something.
Call captain Yuri that Ivan has somehow stolen a Hind again