Post the weirdest technicals you have. Any war, any time. Bonus points if firing the weapon bolted to the truck would just cause the truck to become an entrenched position.
I have a start, but I know this isn't even approaching the max levels of "what the fuck" that technicals have reached.
Meme Technicals
Landon Cox
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Christopher Lopez
I have nothing to offer but a bump
James Clark
Oliver Hill
Bump
Nicholas Sanchez
Beautiful
Nicholas Green
Cooper King
Samuel Russell
>motorcycle with a .50 cal machine gun attached
It honestly doesn't get more based than that, as far as the firepower to vehicle size ratio is concerned
Ayden Davis
Xavier Mitchell
This made me abruptly laugh so hard it gave me hiccups. You bitch.
Jackson Edwards
There was that french moped with a gd bazooka.
Nathaniel Bennett
The vespa 150 TAPS
Bentley Garcia
Thomas Robinson
Chase Carter
Does this count?
Tyler Sanders
Anthony Moore
that would make a bitchin ice cream truck
Elijah Howard
>only the stuff you need
>none of the stuff you dont
Caleb Long
Charles Brown
The grammatics don't make sense. Wow. Imagine being German and not being able to speak your own language.
Ryan Thomas
Cut them some slack, they were probably all methed out of their minds.
Jaxson Powell
Aiden Hughes
I feel like this counts
Joshua Martin
That's the Reichswehr, not the Werhmacht. Looks like interwar period, somewhat around the early 20s. The time when those things were used inside the country.
Daniel Hughes
Jeremiah Brooks
Jaxon Kelly
Jaxon Carter
Jordan Russell
Tortillas! Tamales!
Asher Flores
Brayden Long
gotta admire their skill and creativity. with the right equipment and material these guys could probably do some useful stuff.
James Walker
>imblying making battle wagons out of scrap steel and garbage late 00s electronics isnt useful
Hudson Cooper
StuG-boat?
Zachary Rogers
>tfw no motherfucker to drive around Oregon
Juan Bell
top kek
Sebastian Thompson
It did have guns.
Cameron Fisher
basically en.wikipedia.org
Brandon Johnson
Probably a dialect. German isn't really one sole language with regional variations like English is; it's a large category of hundreds if not thousands of minor languages with similar rules. The difference between the Austrian dialect and the Hannoverian (standard) German dialect is more stark than the difference between standard German and Dutch.
Justin Clark
Eh... no. I'm German, and "Panzerjägern" is not correct, in no dialect. And Austrian/Bavarian German is much closer to High German than to Dutch, it's still the same language.
Nolan Jenkins
Dude maybe they just thought it was funny to spell it wrong
Jaxson Campbell
maybe they didn't have a good school system and that nigga just cant read good
Nathaniel Ortiz
WAAAHG!!!
Jaxon Adams
Oh wow, will we see the Bob Semple cuc/k/ next?
Joseph Phillips
here's one from the Ukrainian civil war, interesting choice of vehicle
Xavier Sanchez
must be a bitch to position and it's way too low
Tyler Hall
and this one from the same war is pretty much identical to the armed trucks of Soviet transport drivers in the Afghan war.
Nathaniel Reed
>/ak/
Cameron Lee
How are they taking the tank turrets?
Michael Foster
I heard they were repurposing tank bodies into APCs and fuckhueg mobile carbombs, maybe thats whats left over.
Ian Ramirez
It's been a long time since I dumped my collection of Urainian DIY armor.
Andrew Ramirez
Nicholas Jones
Is that real?
Andrew Bailey
Joshua Powell
Robert Price
Blake James
Jason Garcia
Luke Reyes
Julian Diaz
Christian Lee
Yes.
Julian Murphy
I've always sort of wanted to believe its real.
Jacob Miller
>DoD furiously copies this for LRLAP program
Jason Reed
fuck, I miss the clank riots and world's biggest STALKER larp
Wyatt Jackson
It's a play on words you dumbass. Gern translates to gladly, so it's a joke meaning happy tank hunters.
Ryder Moore
Noah Sanders
Oliver Fisher
No, you dumbass. Nice approach but that's bullshit. It's a parade, or some form of demonstration. They wrote one word on every truck, "(den) Panzerjägern" is "(to the) Tankhunters". Probably some shit like "Ruhm und Ehre" or whatever. That explains the grammar, the kids, the weird truck, and the fucking cannon on top.
Gonna search for some other pics, but i'm 99% that's it. It's definitely no play on words, kek
Wyatt Gomez
Mason Nguyen
Imagine being some Ameritard who despite not being able to speak a sentece in german still thinks that he knows what the fuck he is talking about.
Nolan Martinez
Got it, those aren't Germans. That's a 3.7cm Pak 36 on top, they haven't been around before 1936. And the cartoony font combined with the incorrect German and the whacky armored car, i'm pretty sure those are Americans, or Brits or something and they're showing off booty.
Logan Collins
Ich bin Deutscher du Hund.
What uniforms are these?
Carson Richardson
Carson King
CIA SAD/SOG(?) Tacoma in Afghanistan
Zachary Nelson
Danish navy everybody.
Owen Hernandez
Christian Reyes
and a VW Amarok, forgot what the filename refers to but I doubt this has any relation to German military - a PMC maybe?
James Jackson
Trucks are probably easier to maintain than tanks or other armored vehicles. Also if the turret works and rest of the tank is fucked beyond repair you can probably make use of it like in the pic.
Gabriel Richardson
Luke Torres
thats kinda cute desu
and if it looks stupid but works then its not stupid
Christian Hill
Elijah Rogers
Daniel Campbell
Those officers could be Spanish
Connor Walker
I really want to know the circumstances of this kek
Juan Bennett
Based war Calibra.
Samuel Edwards
kek
Jayden Morales
>motherfucker
Leo Barnes
i feel like the recoil could be used as a boost like in gta3
James Evans
Which side is the front?
Jordan Gonzalez
>Western Technicals
Lame.
Isaac Richardson
Daniel Smith
You really need to watch this with sound to fully appreciate it.
William Diaz
Not cia
Asher Gomez
Yeah they just buy trucks from all over the place
Christopher Turner
Hudson Nguyen
Kayden Reyes
that's not homemade that's what French Paratroopers used in the 1950s to motorise recoilless rifles
It might seem silly but planes couldn't carry much and it sure beat carrying it by hand
Nolan Peterson
the infamous mark-1 plumbing
>Mark the Texan plumber sold his old truck
>months later it showed up on the tv news in Iraq being used by ISIS insurgents
>Mark got lots of harassing phone calls and txts because of that
>and nobody knows how the truck got from a used car yard in Texas to Iraq
Julian Peterson
Dominic White
this is what the Belgian paratroopers used
Nathaniel Miller
why would he even need to be inside?