Stories thread?

they dont care here.
Even at the military ranges open to civilians here they dont care and no one enforces it.

>repeatedly brings up I HAVE A GUN
>"I'D BE SOOOOO GOOD IF I EVER HAD TO USE IT"
>still bone her
user, I hope she doesn't have your address.

She doesnt even have my phone number, like there was nothing connecting me to her. She thought it was a relationship tho. had to do a break up over the phone. she used the L word in it. BIG FUCKING YIKES. the whole story is a wild ride

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oMg i have my own stroury so all right i brought guns to shootahn range today (akshually oakland but who givafuk lmao amirite!)!!!! lEmme do the greentext
so I >brought guns to shootahn range and guy
who owns it sahd that no> guns laowed here cause its just for bow an arrow an shit like lmao >what a cunta mirite its like2012 is he a spergorsomething >sorry imblogposting hopeyouenjoyedmystoryhaHAHAHaha

I remember you posting this a while back, good story friend

Do you often write fiction as a way to feel awesome anonymously?

>years ago
>be 16
>want a real gun, but settle for a pair of muzzle loaders because it's as close as I would get at that age, an Uberti Walker and Pietta 1858
>do my best to thoroughly do my homework, but all the same end up improperly storing my black powder and it gets a bit damp
>bring cousin to range with me when I go to test out my wheelgats
>cousin has never handled guns in his life, so I give him an extra thorough talk about etiquette and safety
>have him repeat everything I tell him
>put up targets, spend forever and a day loading both revolvers
>one of the paper targets come loose because I was stingy with the staples
>tell cousin to chill and not touch anything while I go staple it back
>cousin wants to show me just how much of an awesome shot he is and decides the best way to do that is to try and quick draw on the target to my right with the 1858
>the .44 spoke and it said "lead and smoke" but no 17 inches of flame
>the fucker nailed me square in my left shoulder blade
>I promptly collapse screaming into the dirt because holy fuck that hurt
>the round got lodged in my skin but didn't penetrate very deeply
>cousin gets flustered and panics, takes about 3 solid minutes for him to figure out he should probably check up on me and call an ambulance
>after I finish squirming and screaming into the dirt berm I get up and start screaming obscenities at him while doing my best to neither shoot or beat him since relations amongst my extended family are tense enough as is with the typical catholic/protestant infighting
>the most likely explanation for why the round didn't penetrate very deeply was that the damp black powder induced a near squib load

moral of the story, don't be stingy with the staples

damn. you still mad at him?

No, everything's chill. He's a genuinely good guy, he just doesn't really think things through as much as he should. All the same, it makes me twitchy when I see him handle anything remotely dangerous.

>Be me 1hour ago
>Be at apartment watching anime
>Roommate bro calls and says "Sister friend thinks some one is breaking in at their place"
>Grab, gun, gloves, ear pro, holster, phone, and keys
>Walk out to bottom floor of apartment for roommate to hop in awaiting roommates truck.
>Walk past people who live next door, strapped turning on ear pro, and putting on gloves.
>Dude says "That's cool"
>Be full blow weaponized autism mode don't know how to respond so I don't
>Hop in roommates truck drive 12 minutes to possible break in
>Get out of truck and go to close truck door.
>SMASH thumb in the door, but Adrenalin is up so I ignore it upholster and clear house
>No one is house
>Pet cats
>Leave
>Come home drink vodka because no painkillers
>Thumb really hurts and have bruised thumbnail
>Post to 4chins

>taking your gun and driving 12 minutes to defend your roommate's sister's friend's property
You just wanted to kill a man didn't you?

Don't we all?

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>I want to deal with the legal costs, and moral ramifications
Average police response time out here is 25+ minutes.

Jesus I can't even read my own post.
No if someone had been there. They were given several verbal warnings to fuck off because I had better shit to do.

You posted this before

l word? the only l word i could see a roastie saying is loser

Baca or Prowers by chance? I live in Stanton on the Kansas side of the border.

Prowers.
However i've heard Kit carson, Otero, Cheyenne, Kiowa, Lincoln, etc are not on board with the gun laws.

Yeah, Eastern CO is as based as it is flat. Never thought I'd see someone a stone's throw from BFE Kansas though.

what's more fun than justified murder?