Blocks your path

It clearly wants a hug.

Spray with hairspray like all spiders and let the aerosol burn its little breathing pores while thebhairsprsy slowly starts to block them and he essentially gets to petrify and suffocate

>*Shoot your goo my dood!
FTFY

spiders are very libertarian liek snek

ill simply respect its boundaries and walk off its property

Pick him up and out him in some stupid piece of shit Boot's pillow case.

I have yet to find a good still from Starship troopers where Michael Ironside says "nuke it" but that's the appropriate reaction image.

Pull dick out, let him nibble muh nuts.

Well I'd probably find another area to frolic after seeing that cunt

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>any warm blooded American
But it's cold-blooded. I don't approve of any sexism or racism, but I draw the line at ectotherms.

Also
>implying south and central "america" is actually American

yeah i just start ducking man i have absolutely no problem with it i know when i want it like a boos so i start running and i hit the wall when i dance then i get cold

are you ok? did you have a stroke?

yeah yeah i get it too man i was just typing like you and i start getting cold when i get hit then i start man yeah i do

Put a mirror in front of it. Be entertained for hours as it literally will dance itself to exhaustion.

this guy went to daycare

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Fun fact, Brazilian wandering spider venom has an interesting affect on human males in that it causes painful multihour long erections.

>high five
>keep walking

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Blast it with piss

And right when the pain get to the point you'd kill yourself, the paralysis sets in, and you can no longer breathe out, only in.

Based schizo poster

Of all the things why does my dick have to like spiders?

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what if it climbs up your stream?

Spiders are our friends.

SIDF

>the spider has an Arisaka type 38

What do?

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Fire cleanses all.

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