Humor Thread

found this on my local armslist

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Who actually wears shit like that to bed?

It’s basically an ar pistol.

lol this

People who keep the thermostat at like 60 just to flex on visitors

>he doesn't starch his pajamas

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Use your eyes and look at the image homo, it's a BCM which isn't 90 degrees.

I keep my shit at 63 because I dont pay for electricity and the house I'm in has fucked insulation so upstairs where i sleep is like 10 degrees different than downstairs and I need it cold when I sleep
But I sleep nekkid so my shit ain't really all that relevant.

Thanks for reading this.

Save your money or build an sbr.

What in the fuck is that boozy ass link

lel

I live in an earth contact so opening a window does nothing

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>look at the image homo
I’m pretty sure the joke isn’t referring to the vector in the back, sperg

What broke into your house, a spider?

>He hasn't read Fry The Brain
>He doesn't understand what circumstance that would be useful under

Educate yourself

this bait?

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>commit treason for nudies

Should have at least got a handy.

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Made me lol because I’ve always had this fear

user, feds lurk Jow Forums, if you do shit then keep it maximum opsec.

poos are always on the lookout for vageen

Can't even play the video from that link

Ur welcome bro

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The upper class is filled with neurotics

Whats is like not being white?

>blood mushrooms
it's been years and still gets me every fucking time

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Good book. You talk like a fag.

classic

Feds Suck Dick
Kill the President
Stash child porn in the chamber of your Obrez

I'm curious as to how one would stomp a tampon down the grated drain of a ship shower. Seems like it jsut wouldn't fit through the drain holes unless you twisted it up and shoved it through bit by bit with your hands.

I'm not saying the story is bullshit, but whoever wrote it has never been in a ship shower and the story is complete bullshit.

>t. shareblue

>only shareblue hates the NRA
Fuck those Fifth Column traitors and fuck you, nigger. Go gib some more money so they can throw your rights away more efficiently.

why so angry? do they dock your pay after someone finds you out?

Carrierfag here. Many of the drains either are not secured with both screws or have large holes busted in between the grating. Its weird but there is a lot of it. Some drains arent even covered.
Ships are filthy.

.22 killed Bobby Kennedy and almost killed Reagan

90 degrees is an angle, so technically it's an AFG

I fucking gagged

Facebook's around the corner faggot

I got shot in the leg with .22 magnum due to a negligent discharge. It was like getting hit in the thigh with a sledgehammer.

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Now try some angel dust and see how far that takes you.

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Don't wake Daddy

So could one hypothetically adapt a Thompson front grip to something? It seems to have a good rake to it

Spoken like someone who's never done drugs
PCP scare was a false flag just like the bath salts zombie shit, after the media circus died there was no evidence to back up the fearmongering. Meanwhile the DEA and cops amassed more power.

What a waste of black walnut.

Kek

You're welcome

PCP is almost exactly as bad as the media made it out to be. That's why nobody took it intentionally. I knew a guy who nearly got killed because he didn't think a broken leg was a good excuse to stop fighting, due to being convinced the jail guard was satan trying to steal his soul, after someone put PCP in his weed. One of those pranks-that-aren't-actually funny type deals they do in criminal circles.

I smoked sherm one time. Didn't care for it

WTF did I do? Got a warning that I was banned from posting, but I didn't do a fukkin thing

Years later and this still makes me laugh just as hard

None of the Rook Koreans received any criminal charges

>why so angry?
Gee, user. It's a fucking mystery.

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Now hold on, a 22 to the dome and the would be assailant is toast. Also if the guy ditched his phone and didn't drive to the house, chances are no one knows where he is. Also your neighbors probably won't hear the shot if your in a rural area. If you're nervous about it you could light off a firework or two. "Those damned teenagers and their fireworks"-boomer neighbors. Then dispose of the fucker.

imagine the look on the midget's face

i can feel the computer aids from here

underrated

this is the sort of meme that shareblue money and david hogg intelligence gets you

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"Billy! For the last time, I said GO TO BED"

Which metro system is this?

Someone who has to sleep on the couch because at max he has four hours of sleep before work?

do you want to get trolls? because that is how we get trolls!

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Is it bad if I kind of like it?

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Nice. Only oldfags get this.

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Who wears pajamas?

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Reminder that the version Sig sold to the military was drop-safe, indicating they knew in advance that the commercial P320 had a problem and waited until they were called out on it to fix it

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It's your butthole

Yes it is

Based and Foreign boots on the ground killer pilled.

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people who dont live in swamps and deep south where you will actually melt if you even throw on a blanket

>1000 bucks for that shit
literally who is the market for this crap

you have no idea how desperate indians are

It absolutely is fucking NOT a good book. It's written by an anti-gunner neocon who thinks the first HALO video game trained the DC Snipers. Let that sink in. Anyone who read that book and felt like they came out with knowledge on it didnt know much about firearms to begin with and were fucking duped. It's more of political rantings than actual knowledge. It'd be a fun book, but it takes itself seriously as a historical info book and fails hard at what it attempted to be. The guy honestly should have written a novel instead. Worst $$$ I ever spent on a book.

Yeah sure... If you don't count being incarcerated, disarmed, and their stores left to be plundered by niggers some form of punishment. Bootlicker.

Inspired by the HT2 Greentext to share...

>work inna prison
>inmates complain of a flooded shower
>go look
>yep. It's flooded
>the water is milky looking
>assume soap, can't think about it too hard I have tons to do
>tell a Sergeant about the shower
>"after Rack Up have a janitor mess with it."
>"Cool"
>rack up happens
>inmates all gone
> nothing to do
>might as well fix the shower
>get a janitor (who is an inmate.)
>get him some gloves
>show him the shower
>"Boss. That's a cum-clog."
>"What?"
>"I'm not touching this."
>"If you like your job you will."
>"But...maaang. fuck you nigga."
>janitor jams his arm down the drain
>starts pulling out what looks like yellow jelly
>"Dude. You...you can stop"
>"If I fix it, can will you turn the TV on for me."
>"Fuck it. Yeah."
>keeps pulling out yellow jelly
>finally a *KTHLUG*,
>Water drains
>the pile of yellow jelly is about ankle high
>janitor packs it into a small trashbag
>tries to throw it from the third level into a big trash bin being pushed by another janitor
>*SPLACK*
>"AHHHH WHAT THE FUUUUCK AHHHH"
>he missed.
>yellow jelly splattered all over the dayroom
>got all over the other janitor

I turned the TV on and watched Wheel of Fortune while they cleaned up a literal biohazard with no protective equipmemt.

They shouldn't have had any interactions with the cops whatsofuckingever given how the boys in blue left their neighborhood to the wolves.