I need help sabotaging a garage, Jow Forums

Let me explain in greater detail;
My Landlord (who is also my lifelong good friend, roommate, landlord and co-worker) inherited the dump when his grandmother died that we then all turned into a great place to live.
However, once the rest of the family saw how nice it turned out to be, they thought to themselves "Wow, this member of the family is doing great and is successful, but this other fat, dumb, broke retarded loser member of the family has nothing, let's give him the back yard so he can try and salvage his life!"
We have no power over it, the family has already decided it.
And yes, he wants to turn it into a rally studio. He also sells fentanyl. He is truly the scum of the Earth in every way possible.

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I suggest making a good awful stench and concealing it

Once all the electrical equipment is in there, an electrical fire might work on your minecraft server

>Sells fentanyl
Just buy a hipoint off Armslist and call the goddamn cops on the drug dealing piece of shit after hiding it in his belongings

if he leaves food around you could introduce some rats, roaches, mice, et cetera

Dress up as a bunch of future doctors and scientists and rob him after he is all set up.

So he didn't inherit it because its not his?

>60 grand into it and countless man hours
You gave this to his family. Congratulations! Once you give something, it is no longer yours. Move on. If you think you own a property because you did something nice once, you have something in common with his sub 70 IQ cousin. Since you aren't too bright, I'll tell you what you have in common. Your IQ.

If you have expectations for something after services rendered, get it in writing before racking up 60 grand in gifts. You really have nobody to blame but yourself.

This.
It's painfully obvious you retard. Get evidense of him selling drugs and then report it. Also, its 100% against building code in most areas to brick up an exit from a domicile you aren't living in so call the city literally today and tell them about it. They'll fine him and make him dismantle it. What kind of pussy are you that you even let that happen? Can you not have a stern conversation with the guy and say you won't put up with that shit? If he's truly a fatbody, he's probably afraid of anyone mildly in shape and if he's not, one good beating will get the message across.

If your roommate inherited the property, he’s the legal owner. The rest of the family has no say in what he does with his property. This is either a /b/-tier bait thread, or there’s some other shit going on that you’re not telling us. My bullshit detector is no longer on zero.

Why would you sink tens of thousands of dollars into someone else's property?

so is your friends name on this place or not? How can his family give away HIS property unless your friend doesn't actually own it. If that's the case, you're braindead for dumping money done place you don't own.

Simple question that needs a direct answer - who owns the property?

Unironically thisIf he makes bail before trail, skunk up the garage with liquid ass
>amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW#customerReviews

>He also sells fentanyl.
Go buy some DMSO (dimethyl sulfoxide) and stash it in his stuff also order some DIY drone building kits and some hydroponic misting setup and stash all that gear together. Draw up some shoddy plans on how to make the drone mist the fentanyl-DMSO over a crowd of people and then call the feds and say he's planning a terrorist biological attack. Should cost you less than $100 and hell be gone for a long long time.

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Just get him fucking arrested for the fentanyl. Problem fucking solved.

Route your exhaust pipe into their bedroom

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Liquid ass is no joke. Install it in his vents and wait for him to blow all his money on trying to get the smell out.

This is easily traceable to OP. Instead, download loli and child pron on his computer he uses for DJ'ing, but put it in an inconspicuous location so he won't find it easily. Say that you went in to check on him and give him lunch and you found it open when he was gone. But, use gloves that will conceal your fingerprints. This will cause him to be in jail for a LONG time and will make it so he can't live with you

Hidden noise generators to fuck up the rap recordings

>Those reviews
Good God that must be one patently horrendous smell

>and will make it so he can't live with you
Because OP is clearly a child?

Black mold, if you can figure out how to transport the shit. I’ve heard using a squeegee and some poop also might work but you need to hide it in places where he can’t find it. WiFi jammers also work wonders.

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Just report him for selling fentanyl, EZPZ.

Also I am a huge faggot btw

How is this Jow Forums related? I’m sure the children on /b/ would love to help you understand what nypa means

its not at all, but its more Jow Forums related than retarded politic threads the faggot jannies leave up

Set up a sting op woth some glowniggers. Drug pushers also deserve the rope

>glowniggers
Explain please

Cia

>He also sells fentanyl.
dont worry son, he will either be dead in 3 years or be doing 10 in prison
let time take it course

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isnt that called RENT?

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>fentanyl
Just call the DEA on him to get him out of your life forever, or wait until he overdoses.

The family originally said to my friend (landlord) that the property was all his when his grandmother died. His family is large and politically powerful in a major city and the property itself is in a wealthy area which is why we have invested so much. However, now that the fat fuck wants to undeservingly get a piece of the pie, his side of the family is sticking up for him and my friend's side of the family is giving him the garage just to shut them up. We had big plans for the back yard and garage but now the back door that led to the yard is blocked up so we can't put our free weights out there or the new hot tub we are buying.
Now, I would love if he was just arrested, but we can't have the cops or feds snooping around here and the family knows that he is practically a crack baby so they put up with his shot. We need him to leave under his own fruition, which Is why I'm really appreciating the posts involving putrid smells and using animals/insects
Pic related is essentially what the back door is now

Heres the back door image

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So your friend was given control of the property but not the ownership of it?

You risk eviction by fucking with this guy then. Your lease may not be legal if your buddy does not have written consent to sublet from the owners.

Putting time and money into renovating this property that not only does not belong to you but doesn't even belong to your friend was a mistake.

Buy the property or move.

Yes, but if you fuck up the garage, you will have to spend your own time and money unfucking the garage for your own use. It's like cutting off your entire arm to get rid of a tumor.

Just stash your funs somewhere and call the DEA for the cleanest/cheapest resolution to this, with the bonus that chief bumblefuck won't be around to ruin anyone else's life after he fucks off out of your garage.

>we can't have the cops or feds snooping around here
Why?

dump some smelly chemicals in the walls. claim it is dead animal, but no corpse will be found.

Thioacetone will be terrible, but any single molecule sulfide chem will make it unlivable.

worldofchemicals.com/chemicals/chemical-suppliers/26449/thioacetone.html

you will have to tear garage down, burn the scraps and rebuild from scratch to make the smell go away. Imagine rotting eggs and cat piss, but 100 times stronger.

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based and kindlepilled

You seem like you have a room temperature IQ. There is no need to do anything illegal or shady.

Your friend presumably owns the property. He can kick the cousin out. If the cousin refuses to leave, he has the right to call law enforcement to make him leave and make it so he will be punished if he comes back.

I don't think the friend actually owns the property (although op is annoyingly vague on this point). It sounds like the friend's family own it and have allowed the friend use of it.

Buy used hipoint, shoot him and say it was one of his "clients"

Checked. Also, to answer you and , my landlord does not own the property, but rather his mind grandmother does. Too bad his aunt (grandmother's daughter) has made this whole situation into a family feud and has been manipulating her. My landlord and his Dad tried their best, but they lost the battle and now we must put up with the creature in the back yard.
I really dont want all of you getting distracted about the specifics though, his "voluntary" removal is our only concern

Then I'll go back to my previous comment. You were foolish to invest your time and money in this and if you need with this guy could easily find yourself evicted.

Buy the place or leave.

>mess with this guy

>dumping money into something you don't own and YOUR FRIEND/LANDLORD doesn't own
You fucked up, owner really has final say in this legally over who can reside there and who can't. If you just wanna make the retard leave it's possible but it could be difficult, backfire completely even if the owner decides he wants to rent to people who will put up with the autist. I think your best bet would really be to make it absolutely clear he's not wanted there, be a massive dickhead all the time, and just fuck with his stuff. Put sand or sugar in the gas tank of his car, constantly spray liquid ass in his parts, etc.
Parasites are hard to remove tho.
Alternatively given his tendency for crime you could call the police or even frame him with a cheap Saturday night special to make sure he goes away for a while

Kill each other til last one remains, then survivor kills himself.
Now the land will belong to actual human beings with future and life instead of being wasted by a group of black furred whiteoid mutts

This, have him buy the place from his grandma (or just do a real estate transfer through family) and evict him.

You're not making any sense.
If it was given to your friend, then he has ownership and this family has zero say in who gets what.
Otherwise, congrats, you guys invested 60k into something none of you own or control.

You sound like a total man child loser. Kys.

Shut the fuck up, commie
This man teamed up with his friends, on his friends property. They had a verbal agreement on what the group wanted.
Then this new guy comes in, and has violated the verbal agreement.
Not like a communist like you would understand

>a commune of people decided this, fuck the legal property owner
Ironic that you call him the commie.

What, I bet you hate the pioneers too, you limp dick socialist

This. The verbal agreement isn't being upheld by the Mother of the deadbeat Cousin who is manipulating the Grandmother. They didn't say a dang word before the guys cleaned the place up and now they want to reap the benefits even thought they put nothing into the project.

Which they can do because they're the owner and OP and his buddies are not.

They can be evicted anytime the owner wants.

>commie
>socialist

That's funny coming from something that thinks feels trump property rights.

Whatever they've done they don't own it. The owner can do whatever they want with the property.

As a landlord, I'd love it if my tenants spent 60k renovating and would absolutely kick their dipshit asses out the second the lease was up so I could charge more to some yuppies. Don't spend your own money improving a property that doesn't belong to you, save it on the side to acquire one that does. It's been a while since I looked it up but I'm fairly certain you can't even recover the funds you put into improvements in this situation.

Now, it sounds like the actual owner was being a shady cunt about it but still -- there's a GOOD REASON most people advise you not to mix money and family.

Since he thinks his friend is the landlord I'm willing to better they don't actually have a lease from the owner and can be evicted anytime.

>Because it is legal thanks to a kike invested legal system it is right
>Fucking over your family members and going back on your word is A-Okay!
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post

It's got nothing to do with a legal system. They own it, op's friend doesn't.

If they were actually giving it to him then they'd have transferred ownership. They didn't. OP's friend assumes to much.

Tell us more about how property rights are socialist and/or communist. I could use a laugh.

>going back on your word
You have no idea what op's friend was acually told.

pull the fuse on the breaker box for the garage I doubt that guy knows how to change a fuse

>we can't have the cops or feds snooping around here
There's something you're not telling us and no one will be able to help you if you don't.

Clearly bait.

I'll take the exact photo when I get home, that was just the closest thing I could find while at work on my tablet
It's nothing worth mentioning, I just think getting the police involved is a terrible inconvenience on a situation that can be handled without them.

You keep saying one thing, then when called out changing your story. This is known as lying.

>friends property
>doesnt actually own it
nice try dummy

Just kick him out ffs. If you live on your own, you’re old enough to not have to listen to parents. Also it probably violates a fire safety code.

>Just kick him out ffs
Pls read thread
>it probably violated a fire safety code
You are correct, but what can I do? If he doesn't voluntarily leave them it doesn't matter
I'm not lying faggot, I'm just in such a ridiculous situation that it is difficult for regular people to understand.

If any of you knew this family and the things that they do and the way that they handle things I feel like you would understand more. They don't follow society's rules, I feel like I'm stuck in the middle of the first stages of the Hatfield and McCoy war

Thanks for this user, I will look into it.
At this stage, it is more of a viable option to start from scratch than have this guy in the garage so I appreciate the fair warning.

I'm pretty sure you are leaving import details out.
Even so get your friend to get ownership of the property from his grandma. Buy it beg for it whatever it takes. The second twee grandmother dies all the family is going to rip into whatever assets she has like hyenas. Your dive will be sold and split up between the family members leaving you 60k in the hole with nothing to show for it.
>t. Have shitty family members and have watched it happen four times now.

He's selling fentanyl, either get him busted for it, wait for him to OD, or deal with your house eventually being rolled on by tweakers/robbers looking for a score. That's it. Get his ass busted. If your aunt has an issue with it, she can bail him out and pay his legal fees. And if she does, make sure to tell all his customers that he keeps a stash at her house and see how rapidly she changes her tune once they start showing up at her place looking for a fix.

>the fatso is known to deal fentanyl
>OP refuses to call the cops

Dollars to donuts that OP and his butt buddies use meth, weed, cocaine and whatever else they can get their degenerate hands on.
Just gather all your drug stuff and stash somewhere he won’t find it.
It will be enough to put him away for 10 years.

Just make sure to clean your house and leave no fingerprints on the evidence.

I get the feeling this "family" is into some shady business. Would calling the cops lead to something bigger?

OP here, I've never thought of it that way, and you're right. Sneaking around like pussies isn't the way to handle this, but rather getting him busted for good is the wise course of action because the guy is scum and needs to be handled regardless.
Thanks for the conversation lads, turns out all I needed was a bunch of random guys on the internet to talk me through it.

Catch raccoons and put them in the garage

Devilish

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Then you're a retard who should not have dumped tens of thousands of dollars into a property you do not own. Your best option is to convince grandma to evict the cousin.

Also, stop calling your friend the landlord. He is not: thats's whoever owns the property. With granny's go ahead, he might be able to act as an agent of the propertyowner and have the cousin evicted.

crimes man has raccoons

As promised, here is what the brick job looks like.
Hes a fucking asshole

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Is it not possible to collectively bully this fat goober so hard he leaves or kills himself? If you know an electrician, you can make his garage very uncomfortable.

You sure are enlightened and insightful user. Do you feel better now?

i understand what youre saying Op but the fact his HIS family owns the property, not you or your roommates. putting money into a place you only rent is a gamble but ultimately it doesnt entitle you to anything.

What a prick. I still think you should work with your bros to antagonize this faggit until he lashes out physically or does destroys someone's property. Security cameras are pretty cheap these days. I know you dont want the cops around and I dont care why either, just clean house for a few months and do what u can to get a restraining order.

>If any of you knew this family and the things that they do and the way that they handle things I feel like you would understand more. They don't follow society's rules, I feel like I'm stuck in the middle of the first stages of the Hatfield and McCoy war
You're talking to a thoroughbred WASP. Connections and all.
I'd be using the local PD as a fucking battering ram.

>His family is large and politically powerful in a major city
Dob this scumfuck in for dealing drugs, and if the family try hiding anything go to the newspapers about corruption.
>but we can't have the cops or feds snooping around here
Get rid of your unregistered gat then, hide it, and report the cunt

there would be nothing stopping you and your bros from holding him down and giving him enough fentanyl that it would kill him and make it look like a suicide in minecraft

Not /k /thread.