Can we have a grabber comedy cringe thread?

Why can't we have both gays and guns?

False dichotomy!

It's a pedantic joke to annoy chuds like you - it's the same god.

Always makes me laugh when people set shit up like this. I would love to know how many gay people became gun owners and extreme gun advocates following the Pulse shooting.

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>Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

Jesus was a radical zelot, how don't these people know this?

desu i dont want to see two men with guns. theyre probably here to shoot me

>oh! finally, a real Christian!

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Heretics will burn in eternal hellfire

If Jesus had an AR-15...he would have used it and he'd be remembered as The Blood God.

Portland metro lol

When the founding fathers wrote the Bill of Rights, blacks were in chains and the country was for whites only.

absolutely heretical

lol

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Two men holding hands, and holding guns in their free hand.

It was a compromise to get the south on board, with most of the founders being against slavery.

YOu know what I WAnt To FUcking See? tWo men touching dicks in mid air while Firing mac 10s at a bunch of muzzies who don't want them to get married, and feminists because women made them gay.

How is that for Diversity jewfag?

>grabbers decided to use an automatic firearm with an automatic rate of fire (which are obviously restricted after 1986 but I'm sure you know that) to justify gun control?
I don’t like this argument against gun control because I want to repeal the Hughes Amendment

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>Clackamas United Church of Christ
>CUCC

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I’m against slavery too. Hell if the south had just not been retarded and started a war over bullshit we could’ve used that money to send them back like Uncle Abe wanted.

Shoot the person that operates them

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Should have stayed that way, with the compassionate alternative being sending them back to Africa.

>Hell if the south had just not been retarded and started a war over bullshit we could’ve used that money to send them back like Uncle Abe wanted.

Who would do that... go to war in defense of an unjust system for the sake of capital

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Dixiefags were the first ZOGbots, literally fighting for the rights of the 1% to fuck them over

Liberals
>How dare that preahcer talk about ending abortion it's time to separate church and state
Also liberals
>How progressive

but they're like nine states over. you cant just shoot someone through the internet

Not with that attitude.

One round a minute? A drilled shooter could load a muzzle loader at least three times a minute.

I don’t know but they sound like real assholes.

>i'm angry about a juxtaposition i made up myself

nuchurch faggots

>would you call yourself cynical or skeptical mr. Antianon?

If they don't understand the difference, they are too stupid to be saved.

If they do and are cynical about cops, the world, crime etc.

>hmm it really sounds like you know where you stand and that you are ultimately responsible for your own safety....why are you antigun? Are you afraid you'll hurt some one?

They'll deny being violent or emotional.

>That's great we really need more people armed like you.

If they are skeptical

>heya antianon, what if I told you that all gun control is built on a foundation of racism, elitism, and classism?

Lol wut?

>lets compare the civil rights movement and abuses performed against minorities in the South vs. The West, and their reactions.

Then you explain how unarmed protests for equal rights including voting and redress of grievances was batons, dogs, and shallow graves in the Alabama,while while armed protests in California there was no violence and had their grievances addressed.

Show them the fallout of the Mulford Act from 1968 as the result of trying to disarm uppity negroes who wanted equality.

This argument doesn't work. I've tried. Literally cited them books about the history of American blacks arming themselves to fight oppression. They call me a straw man. At this point all we can do is put liberals in gas chambers.

liberals get the bullet too

Not only is that argument wrong historically speaking (they knew about repeating weapons, and they very well knew about technological progress), but even if they hadn't they would have been pretty fucking thrilled at the idea.

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If antis are too stupid to understand Harry Potter is pro gun as fuck while not even it being subtext but the fucking plot. I think they may be unsalvageable

harry potter is a bourgie, exceptionalist fantasy

here's some better literature that insists on gun rights
>Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary

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The swords were just to get them in trouble with the law, the second someone tries using it Jesus freaks out

Based pro gun commie. I never thought I'd say such a thing

Honestly I'm certain the founder's would go diamonds over the idea of autoloading weapons

>any attempt to disarm the workers
>workers

You'll be allowed to have a weapon as long as you're a minion for the socialists.
Same shit as trying to argue Nazis were pro-gun because they armed the people who supported them.

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In fairness the term "worker" at the time referred to any low class laborer regardless of affiliation or specific occupation

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In fairness commies and Stalin apologists play a shit ton of word games to try and justify the crimes they're not busy denying
If you're not a good little "worker" for the Party you're scum. You're a fascist, a kulak, etc

Thanks for showing us the way railroad barons and London based logging that raped the prostrate South after the war. At least we're equal to negroes now so we can all be poor instead of being under a cultured planter class with enshrined white dominance.

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you're welcome to read more marx to understand the framework in which he argues, all the relevant texts predate stalin and the soviet union and fascism and marxism-leninism by several decades

read a book nigger

>unironically called CUCC

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All the butthurt makes my erection harder

>Based pro gun commie. I never thought I'd say such a thing
Comrades Kalashnivov and Simonov's ghosts materialize just to be able to spit in your direction, you retard

Saying "if you don't agree that means you don't understand it" is proof positive that you are mentally a child.

Unironically this, privately-owned rocket launchers and recoilless rifles ought to be an explicit goal of the 2A crowd.

go ahead then, give some critiques of Marx himself and his works without bringing in the idiots who misapplied the ideas in his work.

the only valid one is that he was a kike.

But we gave all the stingers to the mujahedeen. Wait was the entirety of the Afghan war just to tread on raghead's rights to own a recreational missile launcher?

when did i say anything about whether i agree with you? i just said that the text in question predates every concept you use to justify your interpretation and that you would do well to

read a book nigger

There were semi-autos at the time and Washington explicitly wanted to spring for them but they were too exotic to manufacture and too expensive to arm a significant force with. It's not even debatable, if the founders had been shown select-fire or always-auto single infantry weapons they would have used them in a heartbeat.

rights cannot be enforced collectively without hierarchy because rights cannot be defined collectively

Kek

Who the hell spells it "Danyael"

Someone who support a chruch named CUCC

Idk but I left his name in the screenshot for a reason

I know the guy and his name isn't spelled like that. He does that to be edgy or something. His dad was a based christian man but his fat wife left him because she decided she was a lesbian. it clearly destroyed Danyael.

lincoln's plan was to send the nignogs back to liberia so US could remain white, but (((john wilkes booth))) shot him first

>Communist = Tankie
Tankies get the rope too, buddy.

The absolute STATE of evangelicals

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>female pastor

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The pastor's a dyke

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I live like 10 minutes from Clackamas. I'm going to go there and see what the sign says in person. 9/10 times the messages from churches in the Portland area is funny or sarcastic enough you can get a cheap laugh. These seem like it's just trolling for views and clicks.

of fucking course she is
dead ass? post a pic in this thread if u get a chance.

do it

I like how they added the G36E carry hande onto it, just to make it extra spooky. Also 600 rpm is pretty slow, thd M249 actually shoots way faster than that

Some people feel a pathological need to rule over others, and some people feel a pathological need to be ruled. This does not necessarily correspond to actually being good at ruling or being ruled, but they will seek out subordinates either way. Left to their own devices, strong people who want power will use weaker people who want power and people who want direction to expand their own rule. Allow a system of equality without hierarchy and you are waiting to be conquered from within or without. Enforce a system of equality with hierarchy and you are just as bad as who you meant to replace. Remove the drive entirely and you are infringing on their humanity, the most basic part of being.
Look, it's pic related yet again

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>Honestly I'm certain the founder's would go diamonds over the idea of autoloading weapons

Of course they would have loved them. The Founders were fighting against what was arguably the most powerful and technically sophisticated military of that time. And they also knew that they might have to do it again. Which is why the wrote the second amendment into the bill of rights to begin with.

Lincoln gave up recolonization by 1863, and the plan he did have was absolutely voluntary. I've had to debunk this 5 times on 3 different boards because this yankee myth won't die. Radical republicans ruled the north and if it hadn't had been for white paramilitaries like the KKK and White League every piece of white property would be taken for a nigger's 40 acres and a mule.

The planter class never went away, since they retained all the capital, land, and liquid assets, and pretty much just signed on board with everything you're complaining about. Also cotton was still the dominant industry in the South post-war.

Didn't Harriet Tubman have a gun and use to to kill anyone who would go back to the slave owners?

>most powerful and technically sophisticated military of that time.
read a book nigger

How about you read a book, and then have sex with it?

The brits were the top brass at the time.

so does the service include having tyrone jenkins come in and everybody blows his cock ?

>protestantism, not even once

It's always struck me as incredibly disturbing that liberals are apparently ok with using drones on American soil.

>why I am no a longer a Christian

Dont let boomers chase you away from God user
Go back to God on your own path

>When the government will take weapons systems infamous for causing civilian casualties and use them against its own population and this is why you SHOULDN'T want to fight them
I don't think these guys understand the point of rebellion.

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I'll be sure to let them know.

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pottery

No but you can bully them until they kill themselves.

Damned Methodists

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Gun set to max damage

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>Harry Potter
It's about as worthless as the paper it's written on when you look at what a hack the author is - She does absolutely anything to get extra brownie points to sell more books or pretend to stay relevant.
>Hermione was black you guys, I just didn't say shit through like 8 movies
>Dumbledore was homosex
>Guns = Voldemort, we use grabbing spells, we're good
Basically, people eat up whatever muck that cranky old bat churns out on the Twitter. Nagini was probably interspecies autistic snakekin, Hagrid had a huge mother complex and was into ageplay, Filch was a self-hating Minor-Attracted Person, and house elves sang kumbaya and taught the wizards about jazz and blues and rock'n'roll and built the pyramids, is what I'm betting she'll claim if she thinks it'll keep her relevant.