Running zombies, can't swim

Well I guess the 100l already in it will have to do.
Just means I'll have to use a sleeping bag rather than use the engine to keep warm.
Still, it's 9:30 at night here, most people are long asleep, and I have a petrol station and supermarket next door.
Actually fuck, there's some nice little islands on a nearby manmade lake. Might just chill out on them.

>day 32
>finely we have cleared all the crack heads out of slab city
>they were no match for our military might
>who would of thought that a few faggots could take such an area with only autism, guns, and boipussy

>pack all my stuff
>ride motorcycle to *censored location*
>hide there for a few weeks
>do expeditionary ride to see what's left
The advantage is that a certain place in the woods requires to climb a 10 m tall vertical wall to enter and you hide there perfectly.
I made it Impossible to climb up there when you don't know where the ropes are and how to drop them down.
So unless the zombies pile up 10m high in the middle of nowhere, I'm safe.

>get chainmail shirt, pants, and coif
>get gauntlets and helmet
>wear flak jacket/plate carrier over chainmail
>keep bayonet on rifle
>stay in truck whenever possible, put metal cages over windows
>be invincible
>start exterminating zombos

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Literally just dig in with plenty of food and water and wait for them to rot away, shouldn't take longer than a month.

>hiding in your basement for a month instead of getting out and enjoying it while it lasts
What a fag

>Take some seeds, fertilizer, etc
>gear of course, extra food, etc, camping equipment also
>goto rooftop of office building
>disable elevators, stair wells, and other access to rooftop
>bring family, closest friends
>at this point 24 hours is over
>just chill and watch chaos from above
>no buildings taller than mine, don't have to worry about folks, z or otherwise getting to me
>start farming food
>overall, good time

If you think about it this plan works for the kang socialist uprisings too, but for that I'd bring a lil more ammo

>tfw phoneposter
>tfw I was given a warning for a post in. Jow Forums I never posted
>poltards in my town
oh shit

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Holy crap dude nice sniper rifle

does it work on ordinary humans?

Pretty much this. There are multiple lakes in my area including one that has a couple of small islands on it.

I pack up everything necessary on a big ass pontoon or deck boat and wait it out.

So your plan during a crisis where civil services are gone is to barricade yourself at the top of a building where electricity, water and any other basic need will be lost? Have fun with that. Oh also pray that the building doesn't get set on fire either by accident or deliberately, because, yeah, you're going to be burned alive.

I always thought the concept of 1 bite/1 scratch infection was total bullcrap.

I like how project zomboid does it.
90ish percent infection by bite, window of opportunity where disinfecting the bite may save your ass.
20ish percent chance of infection by scratch.

I mean its not very Jow Forums tier due to it being top down but its got decent firearms mechanics and its the most 'realistic' zombie game.

That's fucking funny because anytime I was at work a cell tower there often assigned me an IP that on Jow Forums was banned for CP
Later I learned that one guy there is a sex offender who had done some shit to kids.
Ironically he's the son of a deadbeat small business owner I used to work for.

I could go on for days about this shit but yeah.

Same plan as for everything else like this. I throw all of our supplies and weapons in the truck, we use our reliable gas source to fill up, then drive to either our primary or secondary location. Wait it out.

Our primary location is bombproof.

No, Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead is the only post-apocalyptic simulator worth playing. Accept no substitutes.

I played it way in the early alpha. Even with cars and npcs I can still waaaay too easily cheese a gun-store or military base.

>digs moat around house
your move zombie niggers

It’s gotten more difficult, I’ve had post-threshold mutants dropped in three turns by an NPC with a Saiga.

>dig a moat
>in 24 hours
Dayum industrious

Go out, spend a few grand on food, water, storage for those.
Grab some more buckshot and slugs.
Get some 2x4s and lots of nails, extra hammers, enlist the whole family in fortification efforts
Get a generator
Get some ethanol free gasoline and storage for it
Get a sling and sling mount for my shotgun

I would board up my windows on the inside and out. After thats done, I’d start dragging in everything from the outside creating barrier after barrier, hopefully making entire rooms impossible to navigate. I’d retreat to the central room of the home (which is connected to the cellar that has all of my firewood) and use the fireplace whenever I need it.

The only thing I would have to go out and deal with beforehand is getting a large amount of water, I don’t have enough for more than two weeks. Although I have plenty of water filters

Thankfully in storage I have enough canned seafood (from tuna and salmon to oysters), white rice and ghee to survive for maybe 6 months. have 1k rounds of each: 7.62x39, 9 mak and 9 luger, and 2 guns for each of them.

This is the time where I would be very thankful for having a library

I do agree that NPCs are interesting.

I've heard that sometimes they will try to betray you or have ulterior motives. And sometimes it gets really funny.

Bulldoze my porch. Use some of the scrae to stake my front door and windows.
Done. Too easy. Zombies can't jump or climb, and will get impaled on the scrap. I have enough food and water to last me years.

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>be train engineer
>live near trainyard
>hop on the engine
>back and forth on the main while blaring the whistle.
>cut down thousands of zombies from the comfort of my ass.
I suppose I'll bring some guns, beer, and pizza.

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The new muh pockylips fad is civil war 2.

can they survive on the bottom of lake and shit? like can one drag me down, climb up an anchor or some shit? Do i have to shoot them in the head?

Also do i know 24hrs before anyone else? if so id have no issue bugging out to safety with supplies, my plans get all fucked up because of other people and their insane unpredictability

as larpy as it is, anyone who cant survive in their own home with no electricity for at least 2 weeks has no right to live.

Pool money together with a few close friends and buy a decent size boat. Get all our guns and food and water stills, etc on board, chill on the water while everyone dies

go in a pool lol

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I type in bewareoblivionisathand and hit enter, unlock God mode and just kill every thing.

Bump

I grab my gun and lock my doors eating doritos playing dark souls while i wait for the whole thing to blow over

slice of fried goldpilled

Not him but I have the same idea. That's the benefit of owning a track hoe with different arm attachments.
My favorite is the V-bucket with gripping claw.

>some assholes are in that engine blaring the horn behind my house
>you fuckers you're drawing them right to me
*take pot shots at engine horn*

>Live in AZ desert
>Zombies bogged down by cacti
>Set permitter of pikes and razor wire
>stuck Zombies turn into jerky treats for pack rats, coyotes, vultures etc. after a few days
>Live in comfy house protected by Wall of Bone

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Fuck off summerfag

Nice.

>zombies
What a fag. Come back to me when there's Exmortis.

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>only to be swarmed by the zombified rats, zombified vultures and zombified coyotes

>cacti working on anything that can't feel pain
shiggy diggy doo

Running zombies that infect with one scratch is too OP, make it a chance to infect from scratches and make the zombies doggie paddle and shit might be balanced. Either way my plan is probably the same, hunker down and build a watchtower onto my house. If I knew 24 hours before everyone else Id probably bug out.

>30 km
Its like 5-6 hours of walking for normal human. May be slightly longer for slow zombies

Just hunker down, they'll walk past you towards the tracks, only to be mowed down in a few minutes.
You're welcome

>not playing a bionic martial arts master, killing zombie hulks with a single punch from your hydraulic fists

Nope, makes a great test to. Shoot a human in the head nothing happens, shoot a zombie in the head it explodes. Always test it on people you aren't sure about can't go wrong

>Wear my rifle proof body armor and helmet
>fire resistant cammies, probably get some more armor for my legs/arms
>Get bit
>drive to Boulder/Denver

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this

I'd blow the bridges that are the only access to my AO, buy fuel and canned goods curse the Feds that my silencer has not cleared.

Might wanna diversify your stored meats, that much tuna and ish will probably give you mercury poisoning. Get some deenz and beef jerky and something for nutrients and youre probably gravy

Yeah, but now people with guns who have survived zombies want your food, water and land