So my dad is a 30 year army combat engineer vet. Officer, ect.
I got him. He was coming to visit his grand child. But he knows me.
He saw the nerf claymore, just a second before I chuckled and pulled the remote trigger. He got blown away by nerf darts. He was almost butthurt because I didnt use a trip wire.
Then he lectured me about how you need to make sure that physcal trip wire claymores are secured so the trip wire doesnt end up with the mine facing dirt then pulled.
It was a good day.
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Your dad shoot a load into your mom when he was twelve?
I hate to do "this is the state of" threads.
But here we go.
You're a nigger, a jew, a kike, a faggot, a moon-cricket, prove me wrong.
30 year vet and 30 year old vet are not synonyms.
I did not realize that retards would translate "30 year veteran" into "30 years old".
Good catch. I didnt understand this faggot.
Link to the nerf claymore?
why is everyone so fucking mad did you not have dads?
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The grenades are also ok.
You can ram about 5-6 nerf n-strike darts in there.
Dude.
Every time I try and dad post, I like the upcummies, but jesus fuck, "this isnt your blog /toy/ ect. I can't post silly fun shit anymore without some jackass declaring that "this is not relevant"
It would explain a lot. Jow Forums confirmed niggers.
i wonder if there are claymore lawn ornaments. now i wanna get a bunch of those and some pink flamingos
I want to trip wire an amazon employee and see what happens.
I think this would be a neat lawn ornament as well.
I un-iroronically want this.
yeah that sort of shit would honestly be awesome. everyone walking by would stop to think for a moment "wait, is that real? it cant be real because this is a nice neighborhood", but they wont be able to convince themselves.
also a great halloween decoration
Im going to borrow a friends delorean next halloween, and put a smoke machine under it.
I may have issed off the neighbors by being bad optics.
As someone that has delivered packages, I'd just let management know your property was unsafe and no longer deliver there.
You know what sucks.
I dont have a doggo. And you'd get free lemonade