You wake up as a HECU soldier getting deployed into Black Mesa

You wake up as a HECU soldier getting deployed into Black Mesa.
The last gun you shot with is the gun issued to you.

How fucked are you?

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It's ok, I'll just pick up a gun from the closest dead grunt or maybe get one of those weird symbiotic creature things.

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Would you shove your arm in?

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You're fucked no matter what you have with you.
On a sidenote could you imagine being in the black mesa during the resonance cascade?
Im not talking about being a part of the science team that has HEV suits or the military,imagine being the goddamn janitor

>Bushmaster AR
Not particularly more so than any other HECU, and with the marine mortality rate I could acquire a MP5 or colt commando pretty quickly. Doesn't really matter a shit either way, if I survive I either get left behind to be nuked or pull out to be chemically castrated and sent to live in Crimea.

Single shot .45-70.
I don't know how I'll do, but whatever I hit is dead.

I don't think Janitors had access to the high end stuff like Portal labs or Xen creature labs.
Maybe they were near the surface in the administration offices and low-tier stuff.

24" barreled 15 lb target rifle in 6mm creed.

yeah pretty fucked

Going by blue shift, the people on the surface were actually pretty unaffected by the resonance cascade, things only got bad for them when the military showed up and executed everyone. But then, Barney is gone before Surface Tension so who knows.

Yeah they probably got gordon freeman to clean that shit up

it doesnt matter if they had no access after the cascade xen creatures were everywhere and the military was likely to shoot you regardless of your access.
You would have to make your way topside(if you werent already there) and then find your way out of the facility

My Galil Ace. Provided I could find ammo for it I think I'd stand a chance, even with shit ammo it's surprisingly accurate at longer ranges.

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Then who cleaned those areas?

You think some basedboy with 3 PhDs is gonna clean piss off the floor?

better off than most

>20 ga o/u

yeah I'm done for

Blue Shift guards were the ones who done probably.

That's why i mentioned the low-tier stuff being near the top, you can guess these people had already fled the area before the military showed it.

not but i would do literally anything to be able to shoot hornets at my enemies

In Black Mesa, the Hornet Gun screams when Gordon shoves his hand in.
And this is their main user, imagine how much these little creatures have already suffered.

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>glock 17
at least ill find ammo

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Seriously what the hell were Gordan and Adrian thinking?

Gordon probably already knew that it wasn't dangerous.
Adrian just shoved his arm in not in the Hornet Gun alone but also in the Barnacle, fucking Marines.

That they could die at any moment so why not try new things?

>Adrian just shoved his arm in not in the Hornet Gun alone but also in the Barnacle, fucking Marines.
I think the spore gun also required a bit of rough love if im not mistaken, not sure about the electric bug gun

No, the sporegun had a "trigger" it was the more sentient of the "living guns".

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>it was the more sentient of the "living guns".
Yeah because its a baby shock trooper

Hmm never thought about that.
Either way the gun is OP as fuck, has tons of fun with it on multiplayer servers.

As long as it doesn't blow up, i'm good.

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>hd model on an hl1 map
cringe

>AK-105 fully corrupted by zenitshit
If I have a steady supply of ammo, I should be fine.

A .22 revolver, I'm fucked lmao. Tbh I'd just shoot a security guard and get one of those sweet glocks they have

Lever action .357
I'll be okay maybe.

Likely my shield, so that's probably not great. If it's not that it'd be sport mauser in 30-06..

I need to shoot more.

TC/C in 44mag. Cowabunga!

RFB, cant remember anything in halflife shooting .308 so ammo will be a problem, but atleast i'll be dropping zen scum till I run out.

Decades-old M1 Carbine.
I'm screwed.

Tavor SAR. Not too bad.

BOI I WAS MADE FOR THIS.

Had it out today to sight it in.

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>pets gun

>Marines shoving appendages into unknown strange and horrifying orfices/holes

Sounds about right

I think you'll be fucked regardless of what weapon you get. Black Mesa is pretty huge with it's own transit system and more than 8 on site living areas.
Black Mesa is a the size of a small city with its own missile silos, hydro dam, and etc.
It must suck to be a security guard before the incident.

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....maybe I can use it to live long enough to find a better gun?
I might as well suck start it otherwise.

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The last gun a shot was actually two
I was duel wielding a MAK90 and a pre-rails .44 deagle brand deagle

Either one of those and I'm good i suppose

Does it matter? I could have just shot a full retard ak and I'd still have my shit pushed in by a guy jumping around with a crowbar.

The best I could've hoped for tbqh, other than the fact it's semiauto. Assuming the HD pack is installed I can get ammo and mags without any problem.

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To be fair, a lot of those areas were disused and abandoned before the incident.

kek

Ivor Johnson Modle II, Safty Hammer. Black Powder 32 cal... pretty fucked.
Probably stand in the back and wait for someone to drop an MP5.

This is k what do you think the answer is?

I got my uncles california compliant featureless ar15. It could be worse i guess.

The stock looks different from the image

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>Enfield 1853
oof

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Mosin Nagant
i will use it as my mighty Russian club and beat the devil out of those aliens until they bugger off.

Poor little guys getting fisted unwillingly from birth till death

penis it is then....

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Were they though?
Plus abandoned or not you'll probably still get lost within the facility itself.
Too bad, BM is fiction, it would be a cool place to work in general.

Actually the disaster was originally localized in sector C but as the effects spread it started hitting more and more of the base on the surface... that and aliens teleporting into the walls tend to not be good for structual support.

Plus the energy surge from Sector C blowing up likely fried a lot of the electronics in Black Mesa.

youtube.com/watch?v=6Iu4GXUHfU0

>the gunship Gordon faced on the cliffs is one of the ones escorting adrians osprey
>the F16 that flies past is presumably responding to adrians flight getting attacked
>apache gordon faces presumably the only survivor, retasked
thats some fucking deep lore, never realized the timelines were this intertwined

SQUAD QUIET DOWN!!!

Government cover-ups were not in my job description.

IMAGINE

That's what's great, with a good playthrough everything syncs right up.

Also I love these series of vids, shows how big of a SHTF moment it was for black Mesa.

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>Those airstrike bombing Coordinates.

34N-104W That puts Black Mesa NE of Roswell

And not far from Melrose Air Force Range

Well, I won't have the grenade launcher but I won't be much worse off than the rest of the grunts.

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All things considered, the HECU did a pretty good job at cleaning up the monsters. Most of them probably got killed by only by Gordian himself.

If I go in with my current knowledge, I would be aware of 4 things.

>1. The whole place is going to be nuked in a few hours.
>2. I will not survive if I see a guy in an orange power ranger suit.
>3. Earth will be invaded and conquered in the span of 7 hours by an interdimensional army with the resources of a dyson sphere, right after the nuke goes off.
>4. There is nothing that the power ranger or the entire human race could do to save Earth from this fate in spite of my prior knowledge of what's coming.

To answer OP's question, "it does not matter". Any gun will do because I will likely only be needing it to commit suicide right off the bat. There's no stopping what's coming. There's no escaping. I'd be cut down by a patrolling chopper or dehydrate to death in the desert. The only hope I or anyone in this thread has is that the G-man recognises we aren't from this timeline and puts us to work in his grand scheme.

Block clone, rip
Right

>lever action in 30-30
I'll just cowboy it up until Gordon finds and kills me

>M1 Garand
STOPPING POWAH, EAT PINGER ALIEN SCUM

So worst case you die, may as well fight for the hell of it.

>shot an M16 on reserve duty
if i dont end up in xen or the bidome complex ill probably be ok

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>a moist nugget
Welp, dying with it probably wouldn't come as much of a surprise to the gun, but it could have been worse.

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>spent yesterday on the Mk.19 range.
I think I'll be okay as long as that Tau cannon they're testing doesn't fall into the wrong hands.

I might have a chance

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Browing hi power with a meme laser pointer grip and nice sights. If there's ammo for it around, I'm not in the worst shape I guess.

Imagine being such a bitch that you don't use this knowledge to just go shoot up aliens anyway. You literally have the opportunity to kill things from outer space, why the fuck would you pass this up?

Not using this knowledge to have the time of your life killing ayys and operating with hecu. user come on now.

>You wake up as a HECU soldier getting deployed into Black Mesa.
>The last gun you shot with is the gun issued to you.

Benelli M3 Tactical.

Guess I'm going to be issues a ski mask and goggles. :)

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I shot a smith and Wesson 686+. It will be just like the colt python except one extra bullet! I can drop vorts and controllers with one shot. I’m good.

>I can drop vorts and controllers with one shot. I’m good.

Only if your aim is as good as Gordon's, kiddo.
And let me tell you, he probably spent a lot of time doing IPSC with Barney to become as good as he is.

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He was a brand new hire

>Glock 43
Oh fuck

WELL BEING THAT I AM A FED AND IM SITTING A FEW CUBES DOWN FROM YOU, YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THIS ANSWER JOSH.

Look. How many times are we going to go over this shit.

Get on VPN
Pull C:/txtfiles/ . . .
select which ones the chief gave you to post

thats your job Josh
stop posting this shit.

He and Barney obviously knew each other though, so who's to say they hadn't been friends prior?

He'd been there long enough that he and barney had had regular races through the vent system to fetch kleiners keys. obviously that's from hl2 canon not hl1, but take from that what you will.

>Not using this information to assist the science team into closing the portal and saving the earth with the help of the HECU

Your blood line is weak and you will not survive the winter.

In 30 years the portal will be close and the main Combine forces won't be able to invade.
So i'd stay alive for when the time comes.

Saiga 308. I'll be fine until Chad freeman shows up and brains me with a crowbar after popping out of a ventilation duct.

this is gonna be fun

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IDK how but ill do it. Also a better position would be a scientist

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M1912 Krag Jorgensen om 6,5x55

Forgot pic

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does it matter the place is going to be nuked by the ((Gman)) anyway

Rented a full fun g36a2 from a range that took ar mags. I'd do ok I think.

>Crimea
I thought HL2 happened around St. Petersburg?

It's in Bulgaria.

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>quoting the OP
>reddit spacing

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What real-life military unit most closely approximates the HECU?

Which units in the US military that takes care of hazardous stuff?

As soon as the resonance cascade started, shit was fucked. Gordon only closed off one alternate universe empire that was trying to invade one location, with shit tier technology no less. Another one detected the event and used its much more advanced technology to make portal storms appear all over earth. There really was nothing that anyone on earth could have done to stop that second invasion.

NEST in terms of task, in terms of organization and canon they're literally Marine Force Recon.

All Stryker brigades are required to undergo CBRN training.

>357 snubbie
Give me overwatch and Ill try to get us some pulse rifles in cqc.