BASED dealership

I'm proud to be an American.

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>Fucking soccer moms
Why did trucks get so popular with women all of a sudden?

wtf why did it say onions? i clearly typed onions. reddit said this would be a cool place to post. i guess not.

They want to be the cool mom.

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Because everyone has an SUV already so they need an even BIGGER mommy-box to "safely" shuttled their children to and from schools and soccer practice. In 10 years every suburban mother will be driving APCs

Because trucks provide a sense of security to women and sense of power on the road. They feel safer with a false sense of security.

God thats fucking a scary thought
Soccer moms whippin gavins n shiet

Does having a truck give women cred with other women?
This is it. Now that I'm thinking about it, my sister said something like this when she was pregnant with my nephew.
>In 10 years every suburban mother will be driving APCs
God I hope so. Full on /burgerpunk/.
Women have also said things like this to me, so I guess it fits.

when they decided that they should pretend to be men, and weak men can pretend to be women, and that that was ok to do in public.

He probably brought his own with him to purchase the pruis

prolly a mossberger

>admitting you're from plebbit
Give yourself a 10mm lead aspirin, you actual faggot

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Checked
>tfw ameri/k/an

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It looks like one of those Turkshit ones

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Because “I’M DADDY’S COUNTRY GIRL ;)” shit

considering the cost of a new vehicle they aught to give you a fucking mac10 and a blowjob,
my dad baught a dodge ram 30 years ago and it came with a 30-30.

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pic related but not it.

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I'd rather get a Tacoma and a DShK, but cool I guess.

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Midwit detected.

sure is summer

back in the good ole days

t. faggot Californian

>NSRV
>using the NRSV instead of RSV
You disgust me.

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Trucks have been getting increasingly more expensive because of environmental regulations passed in the 1990's. I can't recall the specific bill, but essentially it mandates a series of progressive increases in MPG fuel efficiency every 5 years or so for all car manufacturers. EXCEPT, if the vehicle is above a certain curb weight and wheel base length. This is why the compact pickup is basically extinct, and the trucks that are being made keep getting larger and more expensive in order to avoid the efficiency requirements, which more or less would make gasoline-engined vehicles like trucks almost non-viable from an engineering standpoint.

HEY BILL! Check this feller out here sellin' just what America needs! I might just go down there right now and git me one. Hell, might even pick one up for the ole' ball and chain hehehe.

How do you know it's not the KHV version?

We all can dream

>not NASB
just neck yourself m8

A tacoma and a dshk probably cost the same, don't be a jew and accept a Tacoma the coran and a sexy goat.

ha. faggot soiboi you have to go back

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Eh, it wouldn’t last as long, but I’d rather an early 2000’s Silverado and an M2

Too bad they don't make trucks with single cabs anymore.
Also you if you drive a white pickup you're gay or a woman.

This isnt a new thing.
They did this in the 50s-70s.
Except back then they gave you a good gun with your new car.

>shitty truck
>shitty mossberg
>shitty book

Whatever. Why is there a thread for this?

>t.newfag

Back to plebbit with you.

Single cabs are still an option

>>shitty book
>t.

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Dilate you trannie whore

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Chirstfags are the biggest crossboard cancer from here to Jow Forums.

Fuck yourself to death.

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I found a fairly recent one even.

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This is what you look like when you read the bible, user

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oh whoops thats inverse

Could you even knock down a tree with a new f150 without incurring massive damage? I've cleared paths with this beast

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>everyone who doesn’t my buy into my religion is an atheist

Maybe some people see a 1’700 year old book compiled by some dudes to build a religion a Roman emperor could use to turn people into sheep and just say.. miss me with that?

Christianity is a crutch for little fags like you that need a ready made identity to fit into.

>t. This user

youtube.com/watch?v=N8P1oGF2nnA

Penis envy
Every irrational woman decision boils to that usually

Or maybe it's for those who fear death and true Oblivion, religion gives a bit of hope that this isn't all for nothing

>christfags
>gets

Oh I thought it was motivated by hoes being mad, as hoes are always mad

Can confirm.

Religion, sure. I can believe in god without needing some shitty book to do it, and calling everyone who doesn’t rely on a book for their belief system “atheists” “neckbeards” etc. is a pretty lame way to attack them for being less of a cuck than you.

Meant for (you)

I mean some people are just that afriad of futility and death they cannot accept someone else so marching to their beat of salvation

It’s all so tiresome
Go back

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>prolly a mossberger

>not a Mossman

No sale

i fucking love boomer fb memes

Right? It’s sad really.

>still no digits
Does god really love you?

Found the faggot northerner paying 2k a month for a studio apartment

Onions

You can still get your working man truck if you buy new.
If you don’t buy new you can’t complain about the market.

Way to go faggot. Now fuck off.

>Free shotgun
>Boomer shit

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Bro stop

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>free 400 dollar gun with the purchase of a 25 thousand dollar car

woah super based i liked guns and beer and trump and if you don't like that I DON'T CARE

I mean that's the ultimate tragedy of living, you do so much to extend your life or gain immortality only for death to take you all the same

could u imagine getting this worked up about the Bible

He's going to be mad when he finds out most single cabs are white because they are sold as fleet trucks.

Maybe the issue isn’t the book as much as the christfag running his mouth.

>Ford
can I just have the gun?

>mossberg
Why would you want that?

You would never EVER try it in a new truck.

fuck off Discord Tranny

joke's on him though, at least those fleetbros won't be roasting in the summer even if they take the dick

Yeah
Hoes mad because they don't have dick confidence

Nice job user

Grandpa, tell me ‘bout the good old days

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>pickup comes with a gun so you can steal something that will get you home
Lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=_n_6zz9zFCM

Based onions filter pointing out newfriends like beacons.

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sure, as long as you take out a $30k loan as well, goyim

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>This is why the compact pickup is basically extinct, and the trucks that are being made keep getting larger and more expensive in order to avoid the efficiency requirements, which more or less would make gasoline-engined vehicles like trucks almost non-viable from an engineering standpoint.
I think I'll hang onto my old tatty 2003 Ford Ranger, thanks.

hell yeah dude a free truck with my shotgun