You've just been handed a letter a marque by the US government. With it comes a free ship 505 ft long or less, a willing and able crew, and every weapon you can think of?
Your mission? Raid and destroy shipping and naval facilities around the world.
Your targets? Everyone.
What does Jow Forums do?
Kill brits exclusively.
OH THE YEAR WAS 1775
holy fucking based
Slaughter any and all loyal to monarchs
I WISH I WAS IN SHERBRROKE NOW
Clarify what you mean by "raid"
Are we stealing something or blowing shit up? Industrial sabotage?
Based and Rogerspilled
Get largest fishing trawler within size limits.
Convert to be able to deploy/retrieve divers undetected
Get a whole fuckton of plastic explosives
Have dive teams attach it to any target of interest, on a timer
YEET out of there and watch fireworks while blending into commercial/civilian traffic
HOW ARE YOU NOT AWARE OF HOW TO PRIVATEER
> FALSEFLAG TILL SOME FROGS, BONGS, NIPS OR CHINKS TURN UP
> NO DON'T USE DISTRESS SIGNALS AS BAIT, YOU FAGGOT
> BOARD WITH SUPREME VIOLENCE
> TAKE PRISONERS IF YOU WANT, WHO'S GOING TO KNOW
> PUT YOUR FIRST MATE ON THE NEW SHIP
> SEND HIM TO BOSTON OR SOME SHIT
> GET PISSED WITH THE ARMISTICE AND JUST GO FULL PIRATE
> SEE HOW IT GOES
> RETIRE TO BERMUDA OR GET SNIPED IDGAF
Destroy, read the entire OP
>go to Amsterdam, circa 1942
>shell the shit out of German defenses
>send a detachment of Confederate States Marines ashore to pluck Anne Frank from the Annexe
>go sailing the world with her
A -A LETTER OF MARQUE CAME FROM THE KING
TO THE SCUMMIEST VESSEL I'D EVER SEEN
Do you even know the story of pic related? That ship was based AF. The last battles of the Civil War were at sea, off the coast of Alaska. The chad Shenendoah fucked up a bunch of Yankee merchant ships and then GTFO to England or some shit, being chased by a fleet of virgin Yankee warships all the way around the world.
Head north, raid a small Norwegian coastal town, take one of their young women for each of the crew.
Then sail south and around to Madagascar, land on one of its smaller islands, kill or kick out all the locals and establish New Libertalia.
>choose medium sized ship, like pic related
>base out of Hawaii
>outfit with hidden 120mm turret and some ATGMs
>supe up the engines
>weld containers together to make a disguised hold for valuables, ammunition, and men
>sail to the west until it's the east
>raid from Macau to Malacca
>come upon chinese shipping
>disable them and board
>shove all of the crew onto a lifeboat, take away their radios etc.
>take anything valuable, and scuttle the captured ship
>sell iphones and computers back in the US for crazy profit
Attack Spanish and Dutch merchants.
Build up a fleet of ships and then go after British and French man o’wars.
Fuck red coats, eat them alive.
All of them are trash. Eat dicks you cucks euro poors ill sink your ships and rape your cabin boys.
Count me in dude. Sounds like a hoot.
Raid African and middle eastern ports. Sell slaves to Chinese.
FUCK THE BRITISH WE DIDNT GO FAR ENOUGH ANNEX CANADA KILL ALL 69 MILLION OF THEM
>based
Gee, it would be a shame if we impressed your citizens into the Royal Navy.
A damn shame.
HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOK NOW
That book was amazing
Lobster is back on the menu boys!
SOME TALK OF ALEXANDER
destroy the entire american coast
Kraut killer.
You couldn't manage that with the largest fleet in the world during the 1812 conflict what makes you think it will work a second time? Bongs biggest claim to fame then was chimping on washington dc before abandoning the place. Otherwise they got btfo'd by the poor excuse of a mutt "navy" and backwoods hillbillies in New Orleans
>seething bongs
Sail to Kenya
Round up all the women
Set Sail to Antarctica to Build Igloos
A LETTER OF MARQUE CAME FROM THE KING
...wait, king?
Easy, falseflag all British ships, destroy their entire fleet, gather a bigger fleet of my own, surround England, turn England into Ireland 2.0
God damn them all!
10/10 would help make that happen
>With it comes... every weapon you can think of
>Your mission? Raid and destroy shipping and naval facilities around the world.
My weapon will be whatever the Combine used to drain Earth's oceans.
He's welcome to everything from Maine to the Western Shore of the Chesapeake and down to Newport News. We have no friends there
Based
TO THE SCUMMIEST VESSEL I'VE EVER SEEN!
>Otherwise they got btfo'd by the poor excuse of a mutt "navy" and backwoods hillbillies in New Orleans
Pretty sure the Bongs got BTFOd pretty hard by American privateers. I don't remember if it was in absolute terms or just on a per-ship basis, but I seem to recall the privateers kicked way more ass than their navy.
Sink (((multinational))) ships ferrying """refugees from north africa to europe""".
Sail up the rio grande and slaughter wetbacks trying to hop the border.
Please tell me the name of the book, user
kill the french. Ensure anglo hegemony.
I’d dress my ship up as a warship that is known to have been lost or sunk, and force my crew to larp and wear old diving suits, use only weapons predating 1920, and use antiquated speech to communicate when boarding a target vessel.
I guess I’d also have an 8 cell Mk41 VLS module solely to be able to attack ground targets without being in visible range.
see
and try again, double nigger.
HOW I WISH I WAS IN BOSTON NOW
A LETTER OF MARQUE CAME FROM PHILLY
TO THE SCUMMIEST VESSEL I'VE EVER SEEN
GODDAMN THEM ALL! I WAS TOLD
WE'D CRUISE THE SEAS FOR CANADIAN GOLD
FIRE NO GUNS, SHED NO TEARS
NOW I'M A BROKEN MAN ON A NEW YORK PIER
THE LAST OF JONES' PRIVATEERS
Who's actually been to see Ole Ironsides?
The USS Constitution kicked some serious ass though
You mean like modern day? Cause if so then who cares.
But if you mean like 1700-1850
>Biggest ship of the line i can get
>Take small merchants cautiously to build funds and plunder
>Make port and retro-fit ships guns to fire all from one side
>Disguise ship as vulnerable unassuming looking vessel
>Use distress signal to lure in the largest warship reasonably possible
>Fire all guns when they get close and board with supreme violence like the other user said
>Escort newly captured ship to port for repairs and to hire new hands
>Sail back to the U.S. for new orders expecting to be hailed as borderline hero's
>Get hung for piracy because a month after leaving a peace treaty was signed and there was no way to get word to me and the crew
>Die
When can i start?
>not wanting to be a modern pirate