You can only post cute tanks in this thread

You can only post cute tanks in this thread.
What is the cutest tank and why is it Luchs?

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Even cuter than the weasel!

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Gay

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gay

Mattress

Chaffee is cute!

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Meet Luchs' brother.

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Sadly he was aborted.

Not as A E S T E T I C

But triple as effective

CUTE

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It's what's for luch!

The alpha...

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And the omega!

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She's like a mini Tiger

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Oh my god, I want one.

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Wooh, bumper cars!

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I'm a light tank.
Clankity-clank.
I'm coming for your flank.
Your arse I will spank.

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Who doesn't want one?

But comrade, minitank is also bomb...

It appears that Luchs' brother has been infected with the Zika virus

irrelevant

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Are SPGs welcome? Grille spg.

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I think Wespe look a bit better.

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2 fast 4 u

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youtube.com/watch?v=-ac1cNpon0k

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A couple got shoved out into service.

>no one's posted it yet

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And?

Still hadn't.

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God I'd love to slam a HEAT round into a Panzer II's Turret. Just take a few seconds to load the round then catch it with the full force of my M830A1 under its turret, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As it lies on the battle field, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own fumes, its frontal plates a mangled mess of metal detached from the rest of its chassis, I stand over it and laugh wickedly. It looks up at me in fear and pain, its eyes searching, begging me for mercy. It finds none. My loader reloads my M256A1 then GUNNER FIRE FIRE SABOT, splitting its body like a melon and finally ending its pathetic life.

The GOAT

>All these wrong answers

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>Using 3 interleaved wheels
Seriously, 2 would've been perfectly reasonable but 3 made it way too hard to repair.

Everything is bomb!
Tank is bomb
Dog is bomb
Even toilet paper is bomb

I can't get over how cute the next generation of unmanned drone tanks are going to be

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You clearly need psychiatric help you sociopath, abusing a poor little tank like that.

Cavalry tanks are cute

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For me, it's the M22 Locust.

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That’s more psychopathic than sociopathic.

Help I'm turned on by this.

Pfft, look at this fatass

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agree

m4 sherman a cute

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M113 APC with FV101 turret.

I have a higher res version saved in my gigs of memes and futa, alas.

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That is a Chinese cartoon lady.

Not quite the same, but something similar using the FV601 Saladin turret.

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you prefer pzkpfw iv?

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I truly don't understand this fetish, and I'm in to some pretty fucked up shit.

>this fetish
cartoon girls in bikinis?

Cartoon girls in bikinis that are somehow meant to represent tanks, ships, or guns.

Why be cute when you can SEXY

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>why not BOTH?

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M10's are cute. Right guys?

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Imagine 100 Wiesels in the hands of cheeky Australian soldiers. Pure carnage.

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Crikey those emus wouldn't even know what hit 'em

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Imagine if the finns got them...

Not fooling us fritz

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holy shit that gun angle

Emu war 2 electric boogaloo

BRIT CUTE(for export only)

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Based, despite it being a marine.

>tfw you'll never have vaguely homoerotic Panzer eggs with your sweaty crew in the middle of the desert.

The BT-7 always seemed like the Slavic tank version of a hyperactive Labrador puppy.

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>cute tank thread
>no Kawaii tanks

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>Cramped inside so tight its like four fags playing twister.

>gets knocked out by a GI with M2 AP in his garand

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>Onii-chan, let me ride on your back!
Still cute.

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>tfw no cute tracked tachikoma friend

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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you your Model V-2-34 38.8 L V12 Diesel engine is so warm OwO notices your cupola o3o someone's easily penetrated Loads Panzergranate 39 ~ murr~ hehehe knocks out your commander and loader you're so big :oooo fires into the driver compartment it doesn't stop penetrating ·///· rams you and shoots a Zis-30 your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes SturmGeschütz III Ausführung G: wiggles engine compartment and squirms I want to see your big daddy ammo racks~ wiggles turret I have a little itch o3o wags barrel can you please get my itch~ puts tracks on your frontal armor nyea~ its a 75 mm Kampfwagenkanone 40 itch rubs your frontal armor can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs tracks down your frontal armor and fires turret-mounted Maschinengewehr 34 lol like I need to be punished really good~ tracks onto your ammo racks as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. Can I go for the Panzer Badge breaks your tracks with MG 34 as I load HE my you smell so oily :v licks barrel mmmm~ so oily drools all over your 76-мм тaнкoвaя пyшкa oбp. 1940 г. Ф-34 your cannon breach I like fondles Radio Operator Gunner hehe puts muzzle break on driver hatch and inhales deeply oh god my frontal armor is 55 mm~ licks cupola punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles Machinengewehr 34 I love your communist goodness bites KwK 75mm cannon breach please punish me nuzzles nyea~ blows off your barrel so good licks gun oil of your 76 mm tank gun M1940 F-34 salty goodness~ driver reverses and fires Hl.Gr. 38C mmmm~ laughs and blitzkriegs

I want a smol tank so much, I wonder how hard it would be to build a replica

Light tanks are best tanks

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>How do you do fellow Burgers?

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Are AA's allowed?

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I do believe this was an IRL thing.

yep
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Greif