Heres a little scenario for you guys...

Heres a little scenario for you guys. You are going through your regular day and get an alert on your phone that missiles are inbound to hit your area in 10 minutes. How fucked would you Jow Forumsommandos be?

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10 minutes? i can run at least a mile in 10 minutes

Sit down to thank God for finally ending the hell that is this Earth.

Time for one last jo sesh

I hav 1 minute to turn myself in a swever man...1 more minute to cover myself on shit, 2 minutes to find my cocodrile companion...I will be fine

Find a good spot to watch the detonation

Theres no way I can make it to the one fallout shelter in my city. I'm gonna go bum a cig off a coworker, spark it up and reflect on life.

RAEP

Very.

Have one last drink.

Take cover, unless it's really on top of you you're probably not going to die. Don't stand outside like those retards in Hawaii acting like a NK nuke is going to destroy the entire island.

Honestly there is no where I can go, the free ways are always packed and I dont have a basement. I'd probably just shove my gun bag, my supply bag and my old stash of porn mags in the crawl space of my house, pound the wild turkey bottle Ive been saving and fucking pray to god or what ever higher power that even if I survive the blast that Im not killed within the hour by the fallout because its a fucking awful way to go AND IF I did catch that radiation poisoning and started puking everywhere and shit Id kill myself. Rather die that way than my shit melting off my body and fucking seizing to death

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Go innawoods

This

I'm next door to a school, the basement might suffice.

What size warhead?

I have my service respirator 5 feet away from me

Well, I’m usually no more than 3 minutes away from my work truck. That gives me 7 minutes of drive it like you stole it driving time to get home, kiss my wife and tell the dog she’s a very good girl.

Run to the metro station, I should be able to make it in 10 minutes. Probably gonna die anyways, regardless.

Go hop in the 6 foot deep hole I dug innawoods, crouch down and hope I live.

I live in a huge naval and rail hub of a city. I'd be absolutely screwed in a nuclear exchange. But thank God for sweet release

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my country has public bomb shelters within reach for errybody
loser who guesses which country wins

Truck+trailer black smoke till I get to the spot we agreed on (real close to work where the main bugout gear is) wait for survivors with nbc gear and bleach

Get in my concrete shelter and hope I don’t grow too fucked up. And also be glad this may stop the current situation we’re in I may not live long but this will make humans stronger and at least I’ll know Chicago got blown to hell.

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Are we talking nuclear missles or palestinian style conventional missles? Because it matters. Palestinian rocket attacks have proven to be very survivable, nuclear weapons, well... not so much...

Well depends on the distance really. You can survive a nuke its just a distance thing

East Koreatnam?

got a dust mask and sunglasses

My building has a bomb shelter that doubles as cellar (tenants keep their food there). I just need to grab my combat gear, walk down and lock the blast door. I keep enough food and water in the cellar to hold out a while (not sure if it would be enough for a nuclear attack, though).

no dice

>you can survive getting nuked if you are far enough away from the nuke to not get nuked

wow, genius

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I live at ground zero of a priority target. I'd probably go suicide with my .454 handloads through the chest and live stream it so I can at least see how effective they were on people and so anime could get more rare data on GSWs.

If putin nuked chicago, well, I just don't think that counts for triggering mutually assured destruction.

why would you an hero when you could see a nuke go off first hand? Throw on a welding helmet so you can watch it go boom

I've seen what nukes do to people. I want to see what my carry ammo would have done to a dude.

You're doing all wrong fuck it if everyone is going to die anyway might as well find out what it's like to kill someone.

Shoot someone else? Are you retarded?

Finally believe that there is a just and kind god and that he has granted mercy upon me and gave me the death which I so very much desire but am too cowardly to cause myself.

I mean come on you make it so easy.

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10 minutes is enough to commit at least one rape, maybe two if I hurry and have both victims at gunpoint, I'll be fine.

I'm currently in my car outside my neighbors house, I don't even need to go inside I already have an AR, six mags, and a plate carrier in the trunk, I'm about a 10 minute drive to the mountains, ra-hide away

Nigga get into the subway and start the metro life.

Floor it with my car and in the last minute hide under it

I live 300m from a bomb shelter, its not made to withstand nukes so I guess id just enjoy the show and hope I die instantly instead of suffering.

Guam?

>10 minutes
I probably go about my daily life because any country firing a rocket that takes 10 minutes After detection to hit it's target can't be all that advanced enough to actually hit it's target

Depends on what kind of warhead we’re talking about, but I got an underground wine cellar that should be pretty commie ordinance proof.

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Could always shoot them first, I mean, everyone is screwed anyway.

Tfw you aren’t within the strike pattern of the nearest strategic target. Also get home and hunker down. Also invite my intern (who will be on the wrong side of the river)along and a nice lady from work.

Ultimate irony:
>murdered moments before being nuked

my flat is part of a building that used to belong to one of the great secret services of the 80's. more than 3000 people used to work here.
natutrally there is a three story nuclear bunker system under the house. complete with pool, gym, sauna, air and water filtration systems, an autonomous sewage, electricity generators and a deep freezer which measures15x15x5 meters.
all of this is being kept in working order by the state for emergencies.

i think im good.

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Op, i am gonna buy tracer rounds because of you. Im going out there and i am taking atleast one of those missiles down with my ordanance.

Sure bud, whatever you say.

believe it or not but im not going to go into the yard to photograph the entrances and steel door or the watchtower for you.

i wouldnt be able to enter the actual bunker anyways because opening one of the out doors will trigger an alarm.

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Albania?

Gramps built the basement in anticipation of the allies bombing this area

I think I'll be OK