So, the man has finally come around. The ATF is taking positions around your property. As you watch, you play your favorite song, load your piece and take one last shot of your drink to the good times you had in life. You get your vest on with the rebel flag and kick over a table for cover. You aim at the door, and ready yourself.
>Song Phoenix down - unguided >Gun Full auto AR15 with drum mags. >Drink Jack Daniels
Xavier Howard
Nice. Could do the same, except have a Buchanan.
Dylan Torres
Song - youtube.com/watch?v=z1ijlzamJsw Gun - Red Lion Custom sub 2000 with illegal glawk drums because i don't always make great choices Drink - A pony energy drink from 2012 that I've been saving for my last minutes of suffering under a hateful creator's spotlight on the stage of life
>Gun A pink Ruger Charger with a foregrip and a shoelace machine gun
>Drink Absinthe
Parker Torres
If that happens where the 2A is gona and the feds are roving around taking guns by force, my song makes more sense, since me and a few million of my best friends would be fighting them.
>Song Some men were born >Arms Mg42 and full auto yeet(tm) cannon >Drink Capri sun fruit punch
Josiah Peterson
just popping in to tell you these threads are cringe goodbye
David Gray
Song >Johnny Boy’s Bones by Colter Wall Gun >Saiga 12 gauge with 13 round mags Drink >moonshine
Chase Peterson
Sublime is going to start playing as I down a bottle of marijuana tincture and press-check my 25, ready to pop an eyeball or two.
Austin Butler
Get impaled by a donge launcher you party pooper
Luis Brown
>song youtube.com/watch?v=JD-9gHkQnN8 >gun I hand them over peacefully. The good Lord has their ways, and I put my trust into the Lord. >drink I've taken a liking to Postum, so a tall mug of it would be nice.
Probably just a bunch of complaining and a couple of shootouts, then after a while a (((compromise))) would be reached and we would all get on with our lives
Jeremiah Thomas
That sounds so depressing.
Jeremiah Carter
>song Waylon and Jessi do Elvis Presley: youtube.com/watch?v=h6rYz__fan0 >gun Every one I own >drink Fat line of amphetamines, failing that, a slug of woodford rye
Song m.soundcloud.com/yungestbae/selfish-high-heels Gun Suppressed saiga 12 full giggle running drums Drink Some Suntori Hibiki chased by lysergic acid diethylamide Should be pretty great
Eli Cox
>implying I wouldn’t have a cigarette
Green bird. P38. Pappy with a lucky strike.
Sebastian Richardson
Whatever the hell the author wanted to happen, because that ain't happening outside of fiction.
Im still waiting for a redneck to place IED inside normal objects (fire extinguisher, fake bird house, tire and mailboxes...). Imagine 10 heavy explosions between ATF and SWAT at the same times. Everything with steel BBs and autism youtube.com/watch?v=fGDQ9IukMOc
>song If I Can Dream - Elvis Presley >gun FAL A1 Clone with taped magazines Ithaca 37 Smith and Wesson 5906 >drink Whiskey old-fashioned sour, garnished with mushroom
Noah Reed
The moment military guys had to do something like that it would get ugly. Since they would know the people they are kicking door down on would some other servicemans dad probably. Then the Flipped out Arab translator effect would kick in.
Joseph Wood
Reminds me of how Robert E. Lee felt when asked to take command of the Union Army. He just couldn't raise his sword against his friends and family in Virginia... Makes me wonder just how much of the modern US military would instantly defect, and just how many top brass members would leave too.
Evan Jackson
>M249 >Woodford Reserve >Shake it off -Taylor Swift
>choosing to live on your knees instead of dieing on your feet
Alexander Collins
>song Chopin- Nocturne Op.9 No.2 >gun A handgun. I don't know exactly what kind yet, but I'm thinking a silver plated 1911 with intricate engravings and pearl grips. >drink Ocean water from Sonic, lite ice.
Of course in reality, almost everyone posting in this thread would probably comply.
>Song youtube.com/watch?v=RNzKwlHoyxU >Gun Pinger loaded with M2AP and M5 bayonet >Drink Monster Zero Black >misc Punji traps INSIDE my house, and a fighting position lined with sandbags and made of concrete-filled cinder blocks.
Gabriel Butler
Song > riot Gun > belt fed aa12 with dragons breath Drink > goslings overproof
Bonus round, whole compound rigged with ieds that go off if I leave fence line or my pulse flatlines.
Heaven Hill Bourbon, BiB w/ a splash of branch water
Jonathan Ward
>song This: youtube.com/watch?v=C8uGeVygQ0Q at max volume. >gun AR15 with minecraft coat hanger mod, since its boogaloo time anyways. Super fun size mags. My CZ 52 just in case. >drink A nice healthy draught of Tito's. Make that two. No three. And a last ciggy. >pic related mfw