They're here

So, the man has finally come around. The ATF is taking positions around your property. As you watch, you play your favorite song, load your piece and take one last shot of your drink to the good times you had in life. You get your vest on with the rebel flag and kick over a table for cover. You aim at the door, and ready yourself.

>What is that song, gun, and drink you had, user?

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>Song
Phoenix down - unguided
>Gun
Full auto AR15 with drum mags.
>Drink
Jack Daniels

Nice. Could do the same, except have a Buchanan.

Song - youtube.com/watch?v=z1ijlzamJsw
Gun - Red Lion Custom sub 2000 with illegal glawk drums because i don't always make great choices
Drink - A pony energy drink from 2012 that I've been saving for my last minutes of suffering under a hateful creator's spotlight on the stage of life

youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

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>Song

youtu.be/fB5JMy07FMI


>Gun

Had to give the ATF a reason right? Fully functional RPK.

>Drink

Lean.

Yeah, sorta. I like to think they've finally abolished the 2nd, god forbid.

>SONG
Garry Owen March
>Gun
AR15A4Gery
>Drink
RipIt. Power flavor. Followed by a lip full of dip.

I want to live forever in the memes, so:

>Song
The Benny Hill Show theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=zQf2TiwBFHo

>Gun
A pink Ruger Charger with a foregrip and a shoelace machine gun

>Drink
Absinthe

If that happens where the 2A is gona and the feds are roving around taking guns by force, my song makes more sense, since me and a few million of my best friends would be fighting them.


Also

>Killdozers

I like what you're thinking there, user.

based, but are you noguns & nodrinx?

youtu.be/J9gKyRmic20

Sig Virtus with piles of mags

Won't miss much, but I'll miss my Barbancourt

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Jump around - House of Pain
AR-15 and Chest rig and battle belt, CD P-09 sidearm.
Gentlemen Jack

>Hallowed Be Thy Name youtube.com/watch?v=J51LPlP-s9o
>Norinco AKM in 7.62x39
>Rumplemintz and Jägermeister shaken with ice (aka a Screaming Nazi)

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>kick a table over for cover
concealment=\=cover

Hate to break it to you but the shoelace doesn't work on a 10/22. Some buddies tried it in Minecraft.

Song
Weight of sound - stick figure

Gun
Either full fun roller lock 308, or coat hangar AR.

Drink
Irish cream whiskey in whole milk. Fuck you it tastes awesome.

>youtube.com/watch?v=2esAob3tEiw
>slam firing sks with drum mags
>bong water

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>1812 overture
>demi-cannon with canister shot
>rum

>Song
Thunderstruck
>Gun
M1A
>Drink
Monster Zero Ultra

my nigga

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>Song
youtu.be/XV_D1Y_YHlA
>Gun
My PoorfagSAR-15

>Allah'in Aslanlari
>RPG-7
>Water

Oof, and my drink is Smirnoff or Tito's

Song - little ships

Gun - cricket.22

Drink - Long Island iced tea

>song
I am the very model of a modern major general

>gun
PSL and a MK23

>drink
All I've got is some homebrew hooch and some shitty Thai tea.

>song
youtube.com/watch?v=ORifieiZiP4
>gun
AR-18
>drink
Bottle of Jamesons

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Forgot pic

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Creed - Higher

Vector .45

Milk 2% :)

>Song
Some men were born
>Arms
Mg42 and full auto yeet(tm) cannon
>Drink
Capri sun fruit punch

just popping in to tell you these threads are cringe goodbye

Song
>Johnny Boy’s Bones by Colter Wall
Gun
>Saiga 12 gauge with 13 round mags
Drink
>moonshine

Sublime is going to start playing as I down a bottle of marijuana tincture and press-check my 25, ready to pop an eyeball or two.

Get impaled by a donge launcher you party pooper

>song
youtube.com/watch?v=JD-9gHkQnN8
>gun
I hand them over peacefully.
The good Lord has their ways, and I put my trust into the Lord.
>drink
I've taken a liking to Postum, so a tall mug of it would be nice.

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Okay retard

>play you spin me round
>fly away on my autogyro
Your move Mr. Lawman

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=F2HH7J-Sx80
>FAL
>shotgun a tall can of Pabst.

Real talk, what would happen if guns were outlawed in the US and the ATF and the US military was tasked with taking them away?

Full on civil war, some of the military would defect, some of the cops would defect.

It wouldn’t be huge, but it would definitely happen.

based af.

>Song
youtube.com/watch?v=e5tEoIrXK6o
>Gun
Converted Mak-90
>Drink
Sweet Tea

Probably just a bunch of complaining and a couple of shootouts, then after a while a (((compromise))) would be reached and we would all get on with our lives

That sounds so depressing.

>song
Waylon and Jessi do Elvis Presley:
youtube.com/watch?v=h6rYz__fan0
>gun
Every one I own
>drink
Fat line of amphetamines, failing that, a slug of woodford rye

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Based as fuck

Song:
Home for a rest - spirit of the west

Gun:
SKS with illegal 10 rounders

Drink:
Crown royal

Song
m.soundcloud.com/yungestbae/selfish-high-heels
Gun
Suppressed saiga 12 full giggle running drums
Drink
Some Suntori Hibiki chased by lysergic acid diethylamide
Should be pretty great

>implying I wouldn’t have a cigarette

Green bird. P38. Pappy with a lucky strike.

Whatever the hell the author wanted to happen, because that ain't happening outside of fiction.

>song
youtube.com/watch?v=-2it--2P-ag
>gun
AK74
>drink
I don't drink

Im still waiting for a redneck to place IED inside normal objects (fire extinguisher, fake bird house, tire and mailboxes...).
Imagine 10 heavy explosions between ATF and SWAT at the same times. Everything with steel BBs and autism
youtube.com/watch?v=fGDQ9IukMOc

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>song
If I Can Dream - Elvis Presley
>gun
FAL
A1 Clone with taped magazines
Ithaca 37
Smith and Wesson 5906
>drink
Whiskey old-fashioned sour, garnished with mushroom

The moment military guys had to do something like that it would get ugly. Since they would know the people they are kicking door down on would some other servicemans dad probably. Then the Flipped out Arab translator effect would kick in.

Reminds me of how Robert E. Lee felt when asked to take command of the Union Army.
He just couldn't raise his sword against his friends and family in Virginia...
Makes me wonder just how much of the modern US military would instantly defect, and just how many top brass members would leave too.

>M249
>Woodford Reserve
>Shake it off -Taylor Swift

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youtube.com/watch?v=G6oBqDkNz38
M16A1
Water

Realistic?
Still Counting - volbeat

AR15 w/acog and the 20 mags I own

Macallan 12

Unrealistically?
Any heavy beat
240b w/ barrels and ammo
Lagavulin or Macallan 18

Aww my fucking boy

>dying or getting put in the zoo for the rest of your life all because you wanted your rifle to shoot bullets faster

>Song
No brakes on the rape train by barbarian fist
>Gun
Bulgarian AK 74. My first build.
>Drink
My last 1.5L bottle of homemade mead

Err, anything is okay.

>song
Machine Gun-Slowdive
>gun
Converted WASR w/ dong sharpened into a crude bayonet
>drink
Eagle Rare whiskey

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>choosing to live on your knees instead of dieing on your feet

>song
Chopin- Nocturne Op.9 No.2
>gun
A handgun. I don't know exactly what kind yet, but I'm thinking a silver plated 1911 with intricate engravings and pearl grips.
>drink
Ocean water from Sonic, lite ice.

Of course in reality, almost everyone posting in this thread would probably comply.

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>song
youtube.com/watch?v=C6c1UhYrWFk
>gun
Panzerfaust 30
Luty SMG
>drink
Iced tea

Hey Jow Forums, I found the laughing stock of the thread!

Song
> bodies
Gun
> rpk
Drink
> glenrothes

Gun: FAL
Song: New Noise (youtube.com/watch?v=NkAe30aEG5c)
Drink: Zero Ultra and a few lines of marching powder.

>Knocking On Heavens Door - Guns and Roses
>Frankenstein AR-15 with extendos and XM855
>Patron Silver

great song, m8.

youtube.com/watch?v=-TEGPelS3Ac
>C308
>Mossy 500

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ul4uAtgtAcM

Skyrim belongs to the Nords you Imperial NIGGERS!

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>Song
youtube.com/watch?v=GCtQmwJ1WAY
>Gun
As another user said, the ATF are here for a reason, MG42 made for 556
>drink
monster energy zero ultra

Not a bad choice yourself.

>song
youtu.be/1KbTLfe_5Hs
>gun
Full fun 5.45 Saiga
>drank
A 5th of captain and a 2 liter of vanilla coke attached to a drinking hat

Fuck it. Here's OP's load.

>Song
youtu.be/RznWJUkwXEM

>Gun
Full auto M16 with wood stock.

>Drink
Strawberry lemonade


>I'm taking as much of these fuckers with me. That lemonade is cash though.

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This, straight vodka, and an MG42

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I change my mind. I'd blast Ram Ranch at deafening levels. They can't fucking shoot me if they're laughing or sucking eachother off.

youtube.com/watch?v=MADvxFXWvwE

>Song
Andrew wk- get ready to die
>Gun
My WASR
>drink
A glass of Applejack

hell yeah
I picked ram ranch 7 only cause RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE UNDER LOCKDOWN

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>Song
youtube.com/watch?v=RNzKwlHoyxU
>Gun
Pinger loaded with M2AP and M5 bayonet
>Drink
Monster Zero Black
>misc
Punji traps INSIDE my house, and a fighting position lined with sandbags and made of concrete-filled cinder blocks.

Song
> riot
Gun
> belt fed aa12 with dragons breath
Drink
> goslings overproof

Bonus round, whole compound rigged with ieds that go off if I leave fence line or my pulse flatlines.

>song
youtu.be/8wXRvvGr8Ug
>gun
AR / Glock 19
>drink
Adios mother fucker (AMF)

youtube.com/watch?v=MZCbaBw0gRY
Select fire AR-10 w/ M203, RIA FS HC .38 Super Comp.
Redd's apple ale.

Song: no song. Only soundtrack would be the wind outside.
Gun: suppressed Remington 12 gauge, synthetic stock.
Drink: milk

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Guns of Brixton

SCAR 17S

Heaven Hill Bourbon, BiB w/ a splash of branch water

>song
This: youtube.com/watch?v=C8uGeVygQ0Q at max volume.
>gun
AR15 with minecraft coat hanger mod, since its boogaloo time anyways. Super fun size mags. My CZ 52 just in case.
>drink
A nice healthy draught of Tito's. Make that two. No three. And a last ciggy.
>pic related mfw

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>song
Kom Susser Todd from End of Evangelon
youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4
>gun
Colt M4gery
>drink
Tall boy can of Arizona Green Tea for the a s t h e t i c

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It's (Not) Delivery, It's DiGiorno.

>Song
youtu.be/kDk-PsEAWrI
>Firearm
Circle 11 AK 7.62 Full Fun
>Drink
Can of Baja Blast

>Song
When the man comes around-Johnny cash
>Gun
Vepr AKM
>Drink
Stoli vodka

>song
Highway to hell
>gun
M1 garand. Cause fuck’em!
>drink
Homemade shine or makers white.

You guys are alright
t.

>Song
youtube.com/watch?v=PKvCAbEqFT8
>Gun
Just as good™ rifle
>Drink
Raspberry Arizona tea to get those epic gamer moments

Rip my bong, blast real hood babies, grab my hipoint

>song
You Make my Dreams by Hall and Oates
>gun
twin Glock 17's with 80% auto Sears and 50 rd drums
>drink
Jameson

A nigger named gib?