Patch Thread

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>Where can I buy that sweet patch/ find patches?
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> Cary's own troop's cornet was red with a creature in a barrel and the motto 'come out you cuckold' (Illustration 1) referring to the Earl of Essex's notorious marital problems. The creature might be a 'fox in a barrel' or perhaps a stag or reindeer without his antlers.

>The major's cornet simply bore the motto 'cuckolds we come'

medieval heraldic shitposting

Based medieval cuck jokes

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Men our enemy is a cuck, and we will taunt him with our very banners

That's hilarious actually

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Thanks man, I didn't buy soon enough.

After being sidetracked by LVN school and other projects (I made iraqi patches which i'll show in a bit), I've gotten the time to make the final prints for production.
Bottom are the ones going to be put in small production. I'm also running out of Sumpftarn to rip up too.

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Saddam era Patches, and my replicas on the bottom. I used a darker green for the script and stars, and a duller gold for the gold. However most local shops in Iraq produced work inconsistently anyways.

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So where’s the honk patch kdh

Reporting

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Looks cool! I'll definately get some if you have velcro backing on those.
Let me know if you want something more modern from across their eastern border.

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I like these patches, here is my first attempt at making a sticker out of one. It didn't turn out perfect but I want stickers for my first truck (buying in a few hours). It wasn't easy since the artwork had to be vectorized but I did my best. Would anyone be interested in something like this?

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Forgot to mention the dimensions are 6x6ish

WHERE IS IT
>WHERE IS IT
>WHERE IS IT

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What's the status on the shampoo patch?

stickerr whereerr arerr my schtickerrs!!!

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More English Civil War patches.

That time of the month, here's all the patches I got in June.
Thanks Razgriz for the YUGE number of patches you ran, absolutely amazing. Looking forward to those FEAR patches! Thanks to badger for the overlord patches, they're sick. And then to pk and random ebay seller for the rest.

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H Y P E
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Also can't wait to cop that Devo

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I havent ordered from pk cause I was told he doesn't ship. How long did it take for him to send it?

Eh, took around a week and a half from when I ordered to when I got it.

When will this patch be available? I’ve wanted one since yesterday

I feel that that patch is going to attract attention you don't want it to attract.

That's not bad at all desu

Shit when is that patch coming?

Next month sometime. In the meantime, I've got some restocks and new stuff up in the shop.

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backstory on the eggplant?

Looks good. I’d be worried about the tiny parts, like in the gun and the chopper blades though. Might be a pain to get off the transfer tape.

You know what, I have no context on the shooting of the eggplant emoji. Shit's just hilarious to me.

Is the eggplant one some vauge thread to shoot someone's dick off?

Hey man can you hang on to a lazer uzi for me? I want to get one real bad

Sure thing, though I got a fuckton this time so they shouldn't sell out that quickly.

>besh patch still isn't here
I really really really hope my basketball american neighbors didn't steal it

USA bros, besh patches are USPS right? I'm worried.

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yo senpai ima need all of those WW1 gondolas and the Sir Horatio Cary patch

Jow Forumsing this sickass subdued NASA patch worn by the ERT

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I haven't got mine yet either, so don't worry.

That's an alien.

Patch when?

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Alium

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Has anybody got anything from GWNP? I ordered a month ago and it never showed up. Emailed twice a week ago and no response.

Negative. They had to refund me, never got the patches from them.

badgerman you just won my fucking dollars. thank you!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't get the eggplant one.

looking forward to the devo

yep, i can whip it. real good. want 2x devo

Who wants nuggies?

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just finished some fish tendies, tasty af

fish dicks are the best

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Send over here I'll buy a patch from your webzone.

please be futa

I like the look of your patch and I would get it, but I refuse to shill and wear shop logos. Would be much cooler if you made a summer like design.

Futa patch when?

Needs more GFL stickers and patches please

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Want my waifu patch, inkscape is the to go program?

Judging by the tracking the shirts should be in today boys, it was a big order so it's taking a bit longer than usual. If they come today or tomorrow they'll be shipped out the same day.

You got it brochacho

Why don't you shill just a little tiny bit goy...I mean "friend" :^) I guess I could use the same background for some other design but don't really know what tbqh

I may have underestimated the amount of time it takes for the shit to arrive, but I'm sure it's on the way. Just hang tight lads!

AyyLmao

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I just realized I forgot to put Lazer Uzis back in stock last night. This has been rectified

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Who sold the dale patch? A quick check of the pastebin didn't yeild anything.

nvm, went through all my patch receipts and found it
propanepatches.com/

Heh

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the pastebin is antiquated for sure

ordered these ones fellas

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Who sells those patches? Link plz

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Lewd megumin patch when? I know someone ws making or some company made some megumin patches before and while that looked OK I wanted more lewdbess for my llewd wall.

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Have to say Caucasian girls look the best as megumin inho. She looks like her. Who is this cosplayer? Sauce to her site and more?

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I wanna work on some Generation Kill patches but I'm pretty much all out of ideas. Someone help pl0x or otherwise you're getting an abomination like pic related in your Christmas stocking. And don't @ me for the lack of quality, I'm well aware

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Do cool European flag patches

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Honestly that's not too bad.
I liked the early screwby patch as well.
Maybe a patch based off of this scene?
youtube.com/watch?v=cdxAVKDq27g

Basically have the outline or a simple version of the translator in the middle of the patchm arms outscreched and to his sides in a "I give up" posture
Top line: "Excuse me, Mish..."
Bottom Line: "Totally Bummed he can't save your career"

Or have some sand dunes in the middle
"Danger Close Sand Exterminators"
"We've Killed A Lot of Sand - The Sand was Very Evil"

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like this

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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to proceed to dump all my gen kill webms.
Hopefully these will give you some ideas, but if you want them with sound, the books, or the series, I've got them uploaded here:

mega.nz

/#F!io4mmaQK!EOMck1pKfB2orNjx_vA2Hg

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Checked. You actually read my mind, I couldn't remember where that scene was so I drew pic related to remember to look it up later kek it's weird since that's one of my favorite scenes too, fucking frathouse pussy.

>I liked the early screwby patch as well
That's still an option, but I'd like at least 2-3 designs before I go ahead and make some

I got the book back home and the show is safely stored on my external hdd but thanks for the webms nonetheless, I think I'll work on some ideas tomorrow.


>European flag
>cool
pick one kek

In all seriousness I wouldn't even know where to begin, and I'm not sure if people would be interested. Also, I just googled some cool flags and came across the French Sudan flag, which seems more appropriate for modern day France than anything else desu

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There's also this that I almost forgot about, not sure if that's the direction I wanna take it in though but it's kinda fun

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Razgriz I believe ran the glasses before, but it's been years and I don't think he has plans to restock.
So that wouldn't be a bad idea.

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>Razgriz I believe ran the glasses before
God dammit everything's been dun befo

Honestly I'd still run the glasses if I were you. It's iconic of the series, he hasn't restocked them in years despite being asked to do so, I say it's free game.
I'd buy them from you.

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Ideas I've had just dumping the webms

>Patch looks like a websters dictionary
>Text on it says "There should be some sort of gammer test before they let people out here blow shit up with heavy ordenance"

>A very cartoonish dead face (think XP) over a marine's head
>text says "How's it feel motherfucker to be dead?"

>Ray's glasses with a bullet hole floating right next to them
>Alive, Dead, Alive, Dead!

>Text: Iraqi Infastucure
>Have an oil pipeline with a haji in a burka and bakini lying on it in a seductive pose

>alt is have an iraqi stash and berret next to a vegas neon/bulb sign
>text for that would be "Comp'd, and look, no more war!"

>USA in shaky letters to signify the time they pissed it in the sand in iraq

>Have a full mustache that's in the middle of being shaved on one side (outline of stach filled in with clippers on one side)
>Mou-se-tache Police


>Picture is a dude in a mopp suit with a sword
>distant outline of a dragon in the sky in the background
>write on the patch, including the quotes "Dress Blues and a Sword"

>Have a simiplistic burger king logo (think their 90's logo) with a simplified m249 crossed over in front of it. Have some blood dirpping out of the side.
>Top Text: Burger King
>Bottom Text: Whopper Jr

A lot of these could use refinement, but there you go

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I can't seem to find any picture of his glasses patch but if they're not too similar I might, this scene also reminded me, has anyone made a whopper junior patch?

Nope. The only gen kill patches I'm aware of were the rudy glasses raz did once, and that's it.

>>Have a simiplistic burger king logo (think their 90's logo) with a simplified m249 crossed over in front of it. Have some blood dirpping out of the side.
>Top Text: Burger King
>Bottom Text: Whopper Jr

>Have a full mustache that's in the middle of being shaved on one side (outline of stach filled in with clippers on one side)
>Mou-se-tache Police

This I like very much. If you've ever ordered or order something from me in the future please let me know and I'll send you each of these patches if I end up making them

Sure thing. I'll end up buying all the generation kill patches you make anyways, but I'll appreciate the freebies. I'm still waiting on my two liquidator, aloha, and Irene patches to come in the mail atm.

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Now I gotta look through all the orders and figure out which one you are so I can send you free shit. Honestly thanks for the ideas man!

I'll give you my order number now, (#56636 ) but just keep in mind I'd rather you wait a while until you run some GK patches to get anything.
And if nothing ends up coming of this, no worries. I've always been happy to be a ideas guy in the patch threads. Honestly I'm just happy to see some of my ideas get made into patches, like the HECU patches, Laura, you re-running Against Meanings Liquidator patch after I bitched enough, etc

A god damn leaf, and here I was thinking I couldn't be caught off guard again. Either way you got a free patch and some stickies on the house friend, you'll be the first to know if any of these get made

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Ah nvm you're a burger, we cool

Sounds like self-hate to me, almost all European countries have cool flags if not historically. Besides, if you want to be unique why not go for the fact you’re the only euro store here?

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still a commiefornian, tho.
That's not much better.

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I'd buy both of those