Son, an AR-15 is all you need

lol everyone 21 or older DEFINITELY remembers newgrounds and miniclip, Im 22 and we played that shit all day on school computers

But what about shotgun, 308 and 22lr?

i dont

im jacking off to zoomer porn right now. these girls were toddlers when I was in highschool and now they are filthy little sluts taking cock. woah! I just blew my load to them! man I fucking hate 21st century society!

>These were never funny.
The doomer ones are pretty accurate though.

Scarily accurate in fact.

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>anyone unironically preferring Jow Forums
This place is ass. It was good for like a year (maybe) when I first started browsing about 10 years ago. I just have nowhere else to go. I'm here out of ignorance, routine, and apathy.
>fucking 'prefer'
Someone just end me already.

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>too young to be a “30-year old boomer”
>too old to be a zoomer
Everybody hates ‘96 fags

*sigh*
The sad part? Go stick your head into reddit, or imgur comment section or even just the front page of youtube and this place looks better and better.

Dedicated hobby forums are better but require more effort for posting.

No, you're just a vessel lacking substance, no identity, clinging to anything that roots you in corporeality. They're as accurate as horoscopes, and he who identifies them is the 20 year old woman considering "Skorpio," to be a personality trait.

Not the guy but it seems you've never interacted or seen a doomer

We have to go to special characters now, it will be "Generation &"

Reddit has infinitely more content and a larger variety. Anything you want to find you can find on Reddit. The thing is, you can't say anything because you get downvoted into oblivion until your comment is hidden or deleted unless you parrot the whatever the opinion of the mob culture is. It's complete fucking bullshit and pisses me off. Here if there an opinion people don't like, they either strike it down with a proper argument or bully the person into submission. On fucking Reddit you just get downvoted because everyone there are a bunch of fucking babies. The worst fucking part is you don't know who downvotes you, so they just silently shut you down without saying a word of why they disagree. It pisses me the fuck off. It pissed me off to the point where I wanted to join a Minecraft server and blow up the Reddit HQ in Minecraft with a bunch of TNT I'd craft from creepers and sand.

senpai that's just called depression and loneliness, neither of which are unique to jaded 27 year-olds

cant we just give them names? what about generation fortnite?

>minecraft allegory
Only thing more despicable than admitting to browsing reddit is using one of those.

Don't act like this is the only website you go on faggot

It is moron, shocking.

Every front page of a popular website is gonna look like ass. There's some interesting content buried, you just have to look for it, you faggot.

Born 1990. Full of hopes and dreams and real tangible achievements and accomplishments up until 26. Downhill ever since.

>dr pepper is zoomer
go fuck yourself

Maybe if you're a little bitch

"Yikes"

>If I browse reddit then everyone else has to too!
Embarrassing.

"Yikes"

Basically anyone old enough to remember 9/11 and the start of the "war on terror" but was not an adult before it.

Ikr. Fucking zoomers.
>muh ar15
>muh fortnite
The future is now you old fucks

so fucking close I almost creamed myself

I played all the hentai games on new grounds middle school and onward.

Just so ya know, the plural is ‘Bionicle’ not ‘Bionicles’

Everybody in this is fucking despondent you faggot, there isnt some special class called "doomer," get off Jow Forums for a month and you'll see

my truck is older than you

Guess again fag, I've been shitting on my keyboard since I was 8.

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How's this for accurate? s1.webmshare.com/XEzy8.webm

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Everytime somebody makes these memes it's always the most generic shit ever

Generation %

>that's just called depression and loneliness
Wow, right in the feels.

Because I was lurking dumb bullshit on the internet since I was 6. I get late 1990s early and 2000s kids didn't have tablets since 6 months like some kids now, but the Z generation is defined by early technology access.

Dude I'm 24 and part of the reason newgrounds got blocked at my school

'95 fag here, I don't hate you user

Was this written by an Indian that works in a call center?

>no reddit has good subs
Eat a dick. If you want to actually learn something you don't go to any popular website and search for a hidden nugget. You go to a live forum where people do it autistically as a hobby. Whatever "it" is.

Based and Dr peppilled

Jow Forums has been taking in Newfags from that site as late as 2009, like myself unfortunately

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Wow hes just like me

That's the Barnum effect hitting you like all the people who buy into astrology