Oh shit boys, who wants to go to space

Oh shit boys, who wants to go to space
defence-blog.com/news/nasa-to-buy-lightweight-semi-automatic-rifles.html

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Priestonauts when?

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Yup. NASA has its own security forces, and they need new weapons from time to time.

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Anyone have a picture of the ayy security guard in the helicopter?

It's highly illogical for NERDS institution like NASA Nerds having needed an unconventional private armies equipped with dangerous lethal weapons (Which probably will be used against American own law abiding citizens). It cost a lots of taxpayer money to equip, train and maintaining this private army while local police or National Guard is more than enough to protect this nerd installation..

Well, between the skyscraper-sized bombs full of hydrolox and hydrazine, and the often-classified nature of the technology being launched, having organic security on NASA installations is well worth the money.

this. I mean why do ((they)) weak ass nasa nerds who I bet want to ban your guns need them when they think cops will save you. Why are the cops not good enough for them?

NASA and the DOE are one of the few federal agencies where it makes sense for them to buy stuff like this.

if only spacex had this kind of gear, then they could finally get that sniper who keeps shooting their rockets and making them explode

>semi automatic
Oh shit, i thought they would buy muzzleloaders

It's just in, President Donald Trump has announced the standard issue rifle of the new Space Force branch. Pic related is a prototype.

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>implying (((ULA))) and NASA would let them investigate such a thing
In all seriousness, that money would probably be better spent unfucking their COPVs. Rumor has it, that's what failed on the Dragon 2 when it blew up a few months ago.

Based bullpup

Keep your fairytails bound to the dirt they spawned from

BASED!

Imagine if NASA did something... there'd be an outrage and an investigation for 6 months about it. They really despise christians now...

It's almost as if a secular government agency whose employees come from a wide range of backgrounds won't tend to perform religious rituals on their hardware.

That’s a good way to rust your guns

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>that low-vis NASA patch
Fucking awesome.

>DOE
DID SOMEONE SAY DOE GUNS??
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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no it isn't using them in a rainy fire fight is.

so we agree that the US is not a christian country anymore.

>anymore

>"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion,—as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen [Muslims],—and as the said States never entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan [Mohammedan] nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries."
-John Adams, 1797.

t. buttmad kebab faggot

t. actual retard

Anyone have the version where the patch is photoshopped with the xcom patch?

They have a lot of valuable tech, info, and research to protect. They're scientists, so they were smart enough to know that leaving it up to the police, a poorly trained out of shape ticket writing service is not good enough for protection.

And if it wasnt for nerds like that, you wouldn't have that computer, internet, or guns. You should be thankful cletus you inbred retard. Once we fully automate food production we are going to genocide you hillbilly apes as you will no longer have a purpose.

Thomas Jefferson considered John Adams to be a humongous faggot

*Tips*

The only reason Christianity is so prevalent in the culture today is because it was drilled home into the minds of every citizen during the cold war because the Soviets were atheist. Organized religion is a poison to the earth and has done far more harm than good.

*tips*

Oh look it's every butthurt christfag's favorite non-argument

He literally just cited a founder of the country
And he literally is telling the truth

*tips wig*

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Considering Jefferson's own deviant sexual habits, perhaps he should've kept his mouth shut.

Literally a COTS poverty pony is what they're soliciting for

They need people to guard their secure airbases and spaceports, fuckwit.

Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
Also John Adams
11OCT1798

>Involving children in my sexual fetish is what progress is all about!

*Tips furiously yet impotently*

I reviewed the contract, based on what they want you'd have to get dealer pricing for the rifles to hit their request of 15 or 16 M&P-15X equivalent rifles.
They also want an extra black or FDE polymer 30 round magazine and single point slings for each rifle.

>not buying moonraker lasers and battle droids
What are my taxes even going to at this point?

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Imagine being this retarded

the Word of Christ will make it to space and there's nothing you can do about it uwu

Christianity neither is, nor ever was, a part of the common law.
— Thomas Jefferson, Whether Christianity is Part of the Common Law (1764)

Full res for you lads

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>It's highly illogical for NERDS institution like NASA Nerds having needed an unconventional private armies equipped with dangerous lethal weapons

hope you paid your school loans back lads

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Sorry but that setup is just so damn dumb
>stainless steel barrel, non-tactical OG free-float handguard, no FSP, no rear sight, obviously a precision weapon
>nonmagnified sight
>non-adjustable stock
Just gonna ignore the magazine dummy-corded to the weapon lol

>fixed carry handle
>folding front sight
this shit sets me off and i don't know why

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>15k budget
so they're buying like 5 rifles?

Nah, the next president will just nullify all student loan debt lol.

>NASA getting ready to shoot space gooks

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Wow that rifle is trash, no wonder they want new ones

Thats not the point, its outrageous that a civil institution that historically drew its pilots from the USAF, has purchased numerous fighter jets, and recruited engineers from the US Army and nazi rocket programs would spend money on weapons

Why is this rifle so smol?

The young soldier is about to go in a blackout

Religious=/Christian

Those sweet throwback guns. When did they stop using them? I have never seen them used on any DOE facility.

>honestly believing this

I'd really like to make a clone actually

time to burn some martian villages and fuck some martian hookers

moonraker lasers are classified DoD stuff, all high energy laser research suddenly went dark a few years back
and when a bunch of papers come out saying "this looks promising" and then NOTHING...

You're gullible aren't you?

Uhh bro... you do realize that most astronauts come from a military background and are very progun, and the ones that don't come directly from the military usually are STEM majors with a conservative background?

By the numbers NASA is full of old white guys living in either Texas or Florida who are reeeeealy into chemistry, math and practical uses of.

Then you have Dr SEAL Chan.... opr8r medical doctor astronaut.

So just like chill and watch.

m5ab masterrace

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Dept of Education has investigators (1811s) who investigate fraud, criminal activity on DOE property, etc. As federal agents they are armed and have arrest powers. There's 88 of them.

>US Marshals arrest someone for college debt!
I'd love to see that case cause I 100% guarantee that's not the whole story.

>that length of pull

>not realizing that the US Constitution traces its origins to biblical law via the Magna Carta

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the stock is collapsed

Pretty sure NASA has a sworn police department within it. So they are the cops fag.

A good number of the founding fathers were deist, not Christian. People seem to forget that.

I can't wait until we burn these freaks on steaks

Pretty sure you'd need to know how to spell "stake" first, unless you plan on having a barbecue.

>the people who put up spy and GPS satellites are "nerds"

whatever nerd

Christianity is the only reason why we have any accumulated knowledge from the west, a moral system that recognizes worth in individual humans, and kept Europe from being destroyed by various raiding nations.

*Tips*

Thats some pretty solid bait

>Christianity is the only reason why we have any accumulated knowledge from the west
Yeah, after they helped destroy most of the scientific knowledge gained by Roman pagans due to their "heresy".

A monk discovered the rules of heredity. A monk thought of the Big Bang theory. A monk helped develop the scientific method.

Numerous atheists have burnt books as well, your argument is meaningless.

Christianity, especially Catholicism, post-reformation has been a huge gain for western society, but early Christians contributed to the destruction of an incalculable amount of knowledge all over the Roman Empire.

Naturally. The start of almost any movement is always characterized by extremism & retardation.

Because they don't understand liberty, and likely because they don't understand Christianity, either. Christians are, as are all the followers of the Abrahamic faiths, extremely authoritarian in nature. Hell, the original sin of Adam wasn't something so foul as murder or theft or rape, but simple disobedience of authority. He dared say "No" to Daddy and for that was cast out and damned to mortality and pain.

Some God.

*nods respectfully towards you*

Don't believe their lies

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>reddit spacing
>BASED!
>using ellipsis multiple times in sentence
>christian persecution complex
boomers have ruined this fucking site

Why does his magazine have a lanyard?

>extremely authoritarian in nature
Not true, Christianity is mainly focused on free will. You are supposed to choose to work for god, not be a slave. That’s why humans (and angels) have free will.
>original sin
Technically not a sin because Adam didn’t have the context for the whole thing, because he was basically an animal. It was a transgression, but not a full blown sin.

Patch fags get on this now

>barbecue
Well yeah, niggas gotta eat

Because dropping shit from helicopters is dangerous.

Damn panorama and NASA Alien security guards.

Original sin is allegory for gaining sapience, moving beyond the natural laws of animal behavior. He cast them from paradise because of their self-recognance, their first sins were failing to act in accordance with their newly gained knowledge of good and evil (by attempting to hide from God).

>NASA
Anything other than pic related would be a mistake

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Hold up. From a position completely neutral to Muslims, does this not imply that the US's many, many conflicts with Muslim nations ARE pretext to national hostility to Muslims? He seems to imply it is the lack of national hostility that leads to ambivalence towards Muslims, something no longer true.

so it doesn't drop to the ground when he changes mags

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