The last gun you shot is now a woman Jow Forums.
Tell us what she's like.
The last gun you shot is now a woman Jow Forums
Andrew Lopez
Charles Gutierrez
she's a basic bitch
Asher Morris
She isn't like anything because I'm a nogunz.
Gavin Cruz
>CZ 75 BD
Reliable but has bad skin.
Juan Ramirez
She is short, popular, and very good( for the money) and black.
I know it sounds like a whore but I got nothing else to day about this.
Kayden Williams
I didn't need to be reminded
Ian Moore
She's a dork.
Carson Diaz
>S&W Model 40 from the early 50s
Short but big tiddy Onee-san that goes Ara Ara~
Ayden Campbell
Rugged gypsy with a dong
Brandon Johnson
> plastic'd SKS with old soviet scope
Well, I got a aged whore. She's still fuckable, tho.
Nicholas Peterson
>m249
Genki big sister type that's always bugging you for food, sometimes stutters after talking too fast.
>user, I'm huuuuungryyyy~~
Daniel Morris
A real cutie.
Camden Brown
Im so fucking fucked. KMS
Christian Hughes
Sopmod block II
>surprisingly heavy for her size, it's because she's secretly packing a thicc barrel
>competent and dependable
>likes to dress up, even cosplay and use all her railspace
>still looks good even when she's keeping it simple and plain
>very cute
>hobbies include waterboarding, long walks in the mountains, and skydiving
>might cut your dick off if you try to leave her
Grayson Gutierrez
Not sure, but she's got a tactical axe with a scope. Make of that what you will.
Landon Watson
she's a 6'2" tall blonde with big tits and even taller with high heels, fortunately even tho i'm a manlet i've got tons of cash so she's my girl
Robert Kelly
Tall sandy-blonde Swiss girl who despite being quite athletic is kinda chubby (thick furniture for a bolt gun and 6 rounds instead of 5 like most bolt guns of the era)
Dominic Jenkins
I sleep with her everyday already so I’d rather keep my gun as a gun.
Carter Mitchell
>been so long I can't even remember
Made myself double sad.
William Cruz
mossberg 500
Cameron Stewart
she's dead because I shot her
Sebastian Gonzalez
Savage model 24, maybe a short tan waifu with a headdress?
Ayden Gutierrez
>chink P226
Surprisingly attractive, even though a birth defect damaged her skin. a bitch at first but easy going after.
Jack Torres
M1 carbine. She is a bit traditional, but has kind of a sloppy action. Still a great persoality.
Blake Adams
>tall, very tall
>is descended from Scots-Irish and German settlers
>grew up poor in the foothills of Appalachia
>cares deeply about her Baptist heritage
>is sincere in her faith towards our Lord Jesus Christ
>is content with what she has
Daniel Watson
>FNC
Cute but shy.
Jeremiah Barnes
old fashioned and cheap
>pietta 1858 brass frame
Colton Stewart
>beat up M16A2 from basic
>bitch in her late thirties
>pushing the upper age limit for MILF, but not yet cougar tier
>everyone likes her, but they want her younger sister for some reason (M4)
>doesn’t like being left alone
>fairly high maintenance
>you need to lube her up and be gentle when you use her
Adam Mitchell
>imagine gun but its a le grill thread talk about relationship forever alone bullshit!
These threads are retarded. Fuck off back to /reddit9k/.
Jack Bailey
She's a sweet 91 year old grandma, but despite her sweet personality she personally killed 10 nazis during WW2
Eli Turner
M320
>loud
>short stack
>packs a wollop
>40mm wrecked hole
>gets passed around like a whore
>bloop
Chase Jenkins
>Fn57
Expensive, but cute.
Jason Fisher
A cheap, useless toy not worth its cost.
Sad. Many such cases.
Justin Gonzalez
Smith & Wesson Model 19
Loud boisterous shortstack
Joshua Collins
>Marlin 1894 carbine
Small sweet tomboy
Luis Lewis
Hot, black and loud.
Luke Evans
Literally the last gun I shot was my M590 tatical soo
Owen Flores
Your cringy anime will never be Jow Forums, and you will never pass.
Colton Roberts
Juan Allen
Winchester Model 12 Slamfire
probably a milf who makes good gumbo and loves me tenderly
Joshua Bell
>M249
fuck me lads
Blake Young
>1903A1
Pic related. Likely happy that she caught my eye despite being an antiquated bolt action, and that I put in the work to replace her formerly shitty sporter kit with mil spec.
Luke Martinez
>.44AMP Automag
thicc, dumb, and unreliable, but an absolute blast.
Justin Sullivan
Shes cute but kind of arrogant and won't stop trying to act superior
Dylan Edwards
Lee-Enfield No.1 Mk.6
>Expected an easy life as a prototype
>Saw some shit thanks to Dunkirk
>Ended up as surplus in the States, just to get sporterized by Bubba
>Ended up in a shack/gun store for nearly 20 years
>Ends up with me to get restored as best as a amateur can
I'd imagine she'd be polite and graceful, if a bit quiet. She's very likely a bit dead on the inside.
Oliver Barnes
Austrian
Short
Sense of style is a little out of date, but with a few modern accents
Hates left-handed people
Since she's a woman, she now hates me.
Nathaniel Mitchell
it has a penis
Benjamin Thomas
>Fal
Im uncreative so someone personify this gun for me.
Bentley Bennett
Nigga where did you find an FNC arent they rare?
Carter Sanchez
Expensive for literally everyone else but I got her for free
Liam Peterson
Last gun I shot was my beretta cougar. I guess I got a horny old Italian bitch
Connor Lewis
Ruger Blackhawk
Big giant of a women with abs and tan lines.
Ryan Lewis
She’s underage.
Asher Lee
Anime website.
Benjamin Howard
They are posted up on gunbroker for sale pretty regularly, they just aren't cheap.
I paid a premium for mine since it had a bunch of spare parts and the OG box and paperwork from 1984.
Camden Roberts
And puts dinner on the table
Austin Lewis
Pretty nice
>it's because she's secretly packing a thicc barrel
Patrician
Tyler Nguyen
>SS80 completed into a Glock 43
I think my girl is an illegal immigrant, do you think I should call ICE?
Caleb Barnes
short, loud, and reliable
Easton Hill
JW2000
>Shorstack
>dumb, but always lively
>tight tight tight!
>still slighty redolent of chink cosmoline
>likes getting fingered in both holes at once
Daniel Kelly
>SIG P229R DAK
soulless, stubborn, and probably has a bad case of man-jaw (definitely not attractive)
Wyatt Lee
She's reliable and strong
Austin Rivera
Tall, top heavy German girl from Ulm. Like most German girls, I love her, but she doesn't always love me back.
Dylan Wright
Cute with a mysterious possibly dark history.{k98k}
Aiden Clark
>Springfield 1911 rental
>*crack*
>*siiiiiip*
Jackson Wood
My cringy anime shit is very Jow Forums, if you don't like it fuck off back to whatever boomer forum you came from with your decrepit normie nogunz bullshit. You will never be Jow Forums. There's literally an entire imageboard that was founded to be Jow Forums-no anime edition, if you weren't a newfag Jow Forumsfuck you'd know that. You'd also know it's dead, because that idea sucks. Anyway, here's my beautiful Soppo waifu. Say something nice about her!
>Patrician
Thicc barrels best barrels brother
Xavier Foster
Last "gun" I shot was a Daisy PowerLine 415 BB pistol.
So...
A Loli with downs syndrome.
Lucas Rodriguez
>Kosher FAL
She would probably chide me for spending all the money I did to build her, but go tsun after a while.
Nathan Jenkins
Wouldn't have it any other way
Sebastian Collins
old, doesnt really work, black
Charles Gomez
>Glock 22 .40 caliber
I’m thinking an FBI agent. Like Dana Scully but a brunette. She also wears tight black dresses.
Daniel Bailey
She's big and iron
Adrian Ramirez
>newfag Jow Forumsfuck
Fuck you nigger Jow Forums likes anime girls with guns, that's just a boomer normalfag who probably got linked here from reddit after seeing some Jow Forums meme reposted there
Logan Garcia
>actually defending Jow Forums
Jesus, how pathetic can you get?
Kayden Russell
Based! I’m with you bro. Never let the waifu fags win
Lucas Jones
>hating on pol
Please go dilate and leave the discussion to those with intact genitalia
Oliver Morales
Post guns Jow Forumsnigger
Isaac Scott
post guns. You just saw mine. These boomers came here because of you fuckers. Take responsibility.
Evan Davis
AR-15 pistol in .22LR, shockwave blade, GM-22 suppressor, chinky red dot.
Quiet, petite, abiding hatred for rodents. Beloved by my Irish Setter (who also hates rodents).
Nolan Taylor
>Smol
>Plain
>Hardy
>Tit caliber is average
>I ride her hard, put her away wet, and she keeps on cumming
Literally an
a v e r a g e qt3.14
In love, desu
Jayden James
>Keltec RDB
Short, has a few quirks, gets heated easily, but still fun
Jaxon Perry
Fuck off ATF
Luis Carter
The last gun I shot was my friend's hi-point C9 that he bought for $40 and a case of beer. There is rust inside the barrel because he never bothered to clean it. The first time he shot it, a big puff of rust and dried mud flew out in this cloud of smoke. He has joked in the past about the previous owner (of course there have been previous owners for a hi-point) mentioning it was used in a murder.
That said, it works every time you bring it out, can take a real beating and is cheap as dirt, sort of like pic related.
Justin Cruz
Noguns trash begone
Juan Peterson
I'm 20 you niggerlovers, so don't even think about pulling the "LE ANIMU HATING BOOMER" cop out on me. Did it ever occur to you that not everyone likes your fucktarded kawaii chibi loli hentai? Even more so, this is the dedicated weapons board. If I wanted to see faggot otakus, I'd go to the boards for that.
>hurr why are you hating on my girls frontline go back to barfcum
What a joke. I'm gonna work at 80 percent frame ideas for fags in states like mine, and go take more pictures of egyptian geese at the tri city park.
Kayden Gonzalez
So, you're a nogunz newfag who doesn't belong here. Go fuck yourself boomer fudd.
Colton Sanchez
Dicklett detected. Your small balls is projected in both picture and in your manlet syndrome you gunless dickless fag
Liam Lee
Based SOPMOD poster putting subhuman nogunz in their place
Jacob Brooks
You have a small peepee
Thomas Reyes
Fuck you samefaganimufag you can't even get on the level of my gabagool drool. Pic related is my slampig partner
Charles Sanchez
Glownigger begone
Normalnigger begone
Colton Harris
>having that much room in your crotch area
How does it feel knowing you'll never pleasure a woman?
Elijah Brooks
>has pic of grenade next to his balls
>might as well call yourself out to all ATF agents on the board
You might want to say goodbye to your dogs user...
Ryan Butler
Unironically consider using that to off yourself.
Dylan Smith
>complaining about anime on Jow Forums
Why are you here? Literally anywhere else that guns are discussed would be a better fit for you.
Elijah Nguyen
kek, you should be a trap because clearly you have small balls that should be dominated
Jacob Butler
Glock 20, so, fake nerd twitch streamer girl with huge tits who asks for mucho dinero? Basically I’m stuck with brittany venti.
Leo Sanchez
5.5 inch ruger redhawk, with 8 shots of beautifull 357.
She's redheaded and has all the quirks redheads are known for, but with an extra ooomph.
"I bet you are wondering, did she fire five shots or did she fire six?
>DOESN'T MATTER I HAVE EIGHT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Xavier Adams
Why do you have so many pictures of other men's underwear? That's weird user.
Henry Gonzalez
Do you want me to post my boner?