Could You Win A Bare Knuckles Fight Against A

4 1/2 Foot Tall Cockroach

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i wouldn't worry about it.

Yeah

I punched out a turk once so yeah

No but first I would buckshot its legs off and then fuck it.

Considering earth's current atmosphere can't support insects that large, I'd say yes I can probably handle a giant dead cockroach in a bare knuckle boxing match.

You talk like a fag
that thing would fuck you up

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>Only 4 1/2 feet tall

Still firmly in manlet territory. Anything under 6' is stompable.

>lure it outside
>climb atop my house
>"FROM THE TOP ROPE!"

yeah but it would have the strength of a horse

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I'd let it kill me. I might be remembered for something then

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No, their armor would be too thick.

Earth's gravity can't support insects that large. At best it would be dragging itself around by sliding on its belly (one problem with that being that insects breathe through the bottom). There's a reason why all large creatures have thick legs directly under their bodies, using an endoskeleton + musculature system.

Insect legs are too fragile to support their weight if they were that big

tell that to rosie o'donnell

Holy shit

Better to be remembered for stomping on a 4 foot roach

bear knuckles you say?

Oh, I'm sorry, was that your auntie?

4/1/2 foot tall riding a Pit Bull and hes got your number, whut do now

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Nah I'm tired

>t. Brainlets that think gravity is real

What keeps things from floating off then? Magnetism and air density?

DIELECTRIC MUTUAL MASS ACCELERATION

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gravity sucks

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Centrifugal force, you fucking idiot. Why do you think everything spins?

>inch thick exoskeleton
>no fear
>big ol chompers
squishy humans BTFO

Yes. An insect literally cannot breathe when it gets that big, so it would be an easy victory.

you have bad science teachers
idiots still cant explain how a bubble bee flys

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>think video is going to be about roaches doing rad karate moves
>it's actually all about how hellish the insect world is
jesus fucking christ its good we're so big imagine having to live at the size of an insect

Not all breeds of cockroach are the same.

They use vortecis.

Pic related

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beating turkroaches was my childhood passtime so yeah that'll be easy

Thx frens I learned a thing

Yeah I think I could take him.

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>You will never weaponize giant insects and unleash them on enemy infantry divisions during ww3

Because you believe

>not being remembered as the guy who punched the shit out of a mutant 4 foot insect

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I figured most turks were at least five feet but guess I was wrong

imagine that thing running up the wall! It would leave huge holes in the drywall as it punched through it for a grip. 4 feet tall would kill any man in a hand to hand fight

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exactly how many knuckles does a roach have anyway

Nah im good

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Space time is curved.

Your moms gravitational field

I know none of you explicitly mentioned the Square-Cube Law, but I'm glad somebody on this board understands it.

Common misconception. It's actually not all that difficult; wing surface area scales by the square, while mass scales by the cube. At that scale, the surface area of their wings can produce plenty of pressure to make up for their mass. Scale them up to the size of a dog and it wouldn't work, but it works out just fine for them. It's the same reason why ants can lift several times their bodyweight or survive a fall from any height: it's super easy at that scale.

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This. Exoskeleton won't support a 4 foot bug.

yeah well when you shoot someone with a shotgun they fly through the air and crash the wall....

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I like my odds

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Sounds like a bunch of gobbledygook

Back to cuckit faggot

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Nigger what

Because the square cube law isn't in effect here. It doesn't become a problem until you get to extreme sizes (larger than dinosaurs). That bug designs don't work at larger sizes than tarantulas, and those spiders are already relatively slow compared to their size, is a matter of their inefficient leg position and method of converting energy into locomotion.

But what about gas giants, they spin but not like solid objects, it's the clouds of gasses that do the spinning.
Or the sun or a black hole... how does the sun tether the solar system together then

Why is this picture making me uncomfortable?

Doubt it, bugs are disproportionately strong so I can only assume a giant one would overpower me no problem.

never relax

Kekked and checked

White guy put his hand on the blacks face, so he deserved it.
However your message is still true.

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The oxygen concentration in the atmosphere is too low to allow for proper "breathing" of insects like those.

Just walk away from it as square-cube law dictates it wouldn't be allowed to support its own weight assuming the proportions of the limbs are exactly the same, just scaled up, and wait for it to suffocate.

>Because the square cube law isn't in effect here
yes it is

The Square Cube Law is ABOUT sizes, not just big ones. It's just that its implications at small scales are the opposite of those at large scales, which makes perfect sense.
The SCL just says that surface area (and thus pressure and stress) scale with the square, while volume (and thus mass) scale with the cube. That's it. That in turn means that the structural stability of a given material and shape is basically inversely proportional to its scale, which means that (all other things being equal) small things have a greater strength to weight ratio and larger things have a smaller one.

I've beaten a couple of Mexicans back in the day, dont see why another one would be so hard, specially him being a 4'6" manlet.

use the Marty Mcfly what the hell is that ruse
then pull out Bowie knife and proceed to stab in the thorax til its dead

Not unless you've been genetically modified to have crazy partial animal powers

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as it runs by you doing 60mph

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