In the grim darkness of the far future niether the Emperor nor the Mechanicum can surpass the genius of John Browning

>In the grim darkness of the far future niether the Emperor nor the Mechanicum can surpass the genius of John Browning.

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how the fuck do you shoot that thing. tell me he isn't just clubbing guardsmen with it

That's exactly how he uses it.

based and alphapilled

Shooting would make too much noise and this is a covert operation after all.

Tfw that legion might be loyal to he emperor and the most COINTEL legion in the lore
Books got spooky

Dont forget about Lion El'Johnson maybe being a cryptoheretic

Dark Angels are heretics posing as loyalists who actively hunt loyalists posing as heretics.

While the Alpha Legion are heretics posing as loyalists who pretend to be heretics while in reality being loyal to the God Emperor of Chaos and opposing the Four Gods of Humanity, by working for the Orks by tricking Eldar into being Tau. Although it's not confirmed, they may or may not be two, three or more mutually opposing sides within the legion, fighting each other over dominance and nobody remembers who is who anymore. But that's just a cover up story.
In reality they are all Alpharius.
Or not.
That may be a ruse.

>tfw

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Alpha legion is just full of autistic schizophrenics.

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>maybe

the HH series is taking a shit on Luther while trying to explain away the fuckery of the Lion.

They're called Heavy Stubbers and are very common among IG and renegade forces.

Israel are terrorists posing as American allies and actively help American allies posing as terrorists

>be newly conscripted guardsman
>assigned to a heavy weapons team
>the techpriest starts screeching static and spilling blessing lube everywhere
>hands us a beat up box with a barrel sticking out one end like it's made of gold or something
>tells us it's a venerable relic from a bygone age
>whatever
>notice writing scratched into the side
>Germany, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq
Never even heard of any of these planets

Fabricator General

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Well, he's only got 22 rounds so he has to conserve ammo

Chaos is the one true good of the universe, they maintain the balance between the forces; that's why nobody ever wins

That would NOT be handed out to some random fuck Imperial Guardsman

the emperor suggests you delete this

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>False Emperor
OK m9.

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Wonder if it would be venerated as a holy relic and used exclusively by an Astartes captain or higher.

It'd make sense if he inherited from his family as a Vostrayan.

more 40/k/

Alpha legion being secret loyalist is a meme and stupid

>hurr this is going to take awhile but 10,000 years isn’t enough time to do whatever we were building up to save the Imperium

No, it would be installed on a turret hatch mount like every other M2 the Imperium uses.

Just as planned

this isnt just any ma deuce. This one is a from the age of terra. Thats gotta count for something

they did fuck over horas (quitetly) a few times and do preceeded to do some really weird non chaos stuff for 10k years.

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Not when Space Marines have automatic 40mm grenade lancher pistols that fire APHE

Like when they assisted the traitors at Istvaan V, destroyed a Loyalist Grand Battalion of Iron Warriors at Paramar V or destroyed the template for super space marines Corax created with assistance from the Emperor? Totally loyal in secret bro.

I can't care about the lore anymore. Ward won and all that good Fantasy Flight shit is in limbo, but that's okay here's a BRAND NEW BLACKSTONE FORTRESS that no one knew about for 50k years because boardgame

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They didn't destroy the template, they stole it. Honestly people should just ignore the loyalist traitor argument and stick with the facts which is that Alpha Legion are mostly out for themselves and have internal conflicts like everyone else. Sometimes they do have loyalist and chaos leaning cells but they do cooperate for the benefit of the legion at large.

Like if they were just some simple corruptive force subverting and influencing all of humanity whether Imperium, Chaos, or Renegade along with alien influence too.

Best way to win in 40k is to just play all the factions.

Dangels are loyal, but the side that won on Caliban was treacherous.

The Lion turned heretic, Luther remained loyal, but took the blame after the Lion was put into stasis. The winning side tried to hide this secret at all costs. Fallen are a mix of loyalists and degenerates.

How can Alpharius have a conflict with Alpharius

Bc they're all alpharius. Also maybe omegon

the alpha legion are the based schizo poster.

Read Legion by Dan Abnett.

XIX was never loyal to the Emperor. The Cabal and John Grammaticus revealed to Alpharius and Omegon that if the Emperor won the Heresy, the Chaos God's would thrive in the shortest afterward, i.e contemporary 41st Millennium grimdark. But if Horus won, he would regret what he did, start another civil war, and end up wiping out humanity from the galaxy, thus starving the Gods of their power, and eliminating them as a threat.

They weren't even on Horuss' side, they were trying to literally destroy humanity. They were playing 4D Chess while everyone else was playing checkers.

what are you talking about? The legion splits in half - some follow alpharius and want chaos to 'win' in the short term (to destroy chaos overall - via supporting the warmaster), and the other half folllow omegon who support the imperium and the emperor.

Some now - esp in the Dark Imperium novels - see themselves as an applied OPFOR vs. the imperium. Like the thorians, only willing to kill/burn.

I will never stop loving this greentext.

>implying

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>While the Alpha Legion are heretics

nope, they are both
they are loyal to the emperor, and traitors always doing their ambush/secret stuff.

nothing can surpass the grey knights

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Alpha Legion is the official legion of the based schizoposters.

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primaris grey knights

>and it gets lost on fucking Cadia

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>Cadia broke before the m2 did

I mean to be fair most allied forces do Similar damage to each other in the Imperium

if they would exist, yes

Someone revive Gyrojet.
I wanna IRL bolters...

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How are your legs user?

.75 caliber is 20mm, 1.00 caliber (heavy bolters) are 23mm.

night lords are bazed and curzepilled

>uses chad stapler instead of virgin flashlight
How can corpse worshipping scum even compete

Ok

You've gained Brouzouf

Reminder:All factions are equally inferior to the Adeptus Mechanicus.

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what was the point of becoming an adeptus instead of remaining independent?

>bayonet doesnt even extend beyond the barrel
Fucking retarded warhammer designs

a bottomless supply of servitors

And it's all according to plan

This makes me hard every time I read it

We already did that in the 90s

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Based and Redpilled.

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Post your models Jow Forums

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Fuck off cringe tier fedora steampunk niggers

He chonk

Grey Knights are too much

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why?

Must be weird having hands large enough to cup ones own head.

Came here to post my oc

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They apparently suck at 4D chess then.

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i like it. Im gonna steal it.

Every grey knigget is mind-wiped. Sounds like a shitty as fuck deal to join them.

And even if you're the best of the best, you still get rekt by space yiffs.

It isn't a heavy stubber, its an autocannon.

sold them all for a MAJOR profit, used it to buy a 95% Rem 1100 from the 70s.

Awww yeah 3rd ed Pewter minis. Who's stupid for buying all that "heavy metal minis" now Kyle? Who fucking rocked the Ebay sales. Who got the fucking buyer to pay 200$ in just shipping alone!

ME YOU FUCK.

>Be guardman
>Start to see dreams about dark rectangle of weapons
>Tells me about legendary relic that can stop any and all enemies of imperium
>Long enough to stab enemy over the nomans land
>Spirits of ancient warrior to lead your hand
>Noise, fire and kick to deafen and maim spacemarine
>Legendary weapon named moist nugget it is

no - stubbers are anything that's not >.50 cal and that fire explosive shells. Think more like a vehicular autocannon for an IFV or light APC. Autocannons can go as low as 20mm or as high as 70mm and they still count as autocannons for 40k purposes.

Also Autocanons with the old tank killer trait for CSM was Fucking TITS - roll up to 8 shots that (often) can be rerolled to hit and you could autocannon a LR to death vs. having to rely on melta weapons.

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Mary Sue faction

Non blurry

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YEAH! Fuck Kyle

>Winning makes you Mary Sue
There's no such thing as a fair fight

I stand corrected. I thought they were just a single barrel version of the Reaper autocannon.