Computer, display the best 9mm handgun with the following specifications:
>Under $1000
>Currently in production
>Within 12 to 19 round count with a flush magazine
>In use by a first world military or police force
Run program.
Computer, display the best 9mm handgun with the following specifications:
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>inb4 glock(___) is all you will ever need
yeah
A Glock 17 is all you will ever need.
You don't even know what you're talking about do you, boomer?
Cz75b
kys fag
also
>USP
Kek
>ERROR
>UNABLE TO COMPLY WITH REQUEST
>REASON
>9MM'S ARE SHIT GET A REAL GUN
>FAG
>Computer, safeties off.
T. Carries a .40 stupid & wonky
>Computer, generate one round of Hornady Critical Defense 9mm +P.
>Oh, and put down a tarp.
t. bought a .40sw police trade-in because he couldn't afford a new 9mm
Sir, the Glock 17 is the optimal answer.
Actually good and worth the money tier :
>HS-20
>HK P30/VP9 or SFP9
>CZ75B
>Beretta 92FS
>SIG P2022
Lord of Bananas tier :
>Taurus PT 24/7
Can someone other than fucking Hitler answer my question?
Kek no don't do it Barclay!
>t. pic related
>9mm in 2019
Sorry faggot I'm afraid this program is unauthorized to manlets
Objectively superior machine coming through.
Someone cashed in their NEET bucks I see
I'm tempted to impulse buy one. Dunham's is having a sale on them this weekend.
>implying Barclay uses the holodeck for anything other than jerking off to female officers
>In use by a first world military or police force
Why do you give a shit if it's a .mil or LEO gun?
Computer,
>Display a 7'9" Dr. Crusher and Counselor Troy
>Make them aggressive as Klingon targs afflicted with parr
>Double their breast size
>Disengage the safety protocols, lock doors, and alert sickbay in 8 minutes of a medical emergency
>Activate program
Wait.
>Give Troy a dick
Engage
lmao
>Not giving both Dr. Crusher and Counselor Troi a dick
Pleb, also, you didn't specify the length of said dick
If STNG was realistic, Broccoli would’ve shot up the ship at some point.
you're cool, don't leave your quarters tomorrow
>implying a Chad like Riker wouldn't stop him before he did anything
Oh look it's this thread again
kek
Jesus that was poetry
reading is hard, huh?
Fight me.
And which of the listed requirements wasn't met?
Which 1st world(either definition of first world) military or police force is it used by?
This will prob be my first gun
>In use by a first world military
So how does the Hornady Critical Defense .45 +P perform?
Pretty good, actually.
Plenty of Euro cops still using the 92.
^
92a1 for sure
says the faggot that never shoots his guns
unironically the cz75 or glock 17/19
the galaxy brain move is to accept walther. Most slept on handgun brand at the moment.
>great factory trigger
>great factory sights
>red dot ready models
>optics ready models
>short slides and long boys
>can use cheap canik tp9 mags
>can swap slides with a p99 and vice versa
>did I mention the trigger is amazing out of the box?
>reasonably priced
oh look a tripfag
how quaint
CZ75
>DA/SA
>16 round mags
>in use by eastern euro cops
>great carry piece with plenty of parts available
The caveat here being that you have to learn to ignore söi memes
Glock 19, Gen 75
[replicator_noises.wav]
Sure just re-introduce the ski-ramp P99s and I'll buy one. Their other guns are trash.
Waiting for steel frame, I'll sell my VP9 tactical and 8 mags
I bet you love baking.
> The computer projects a holographic image of James Montgomery Scott
Scotty Hologram: 9mm? Are ya fookin' DAFT, lad? You cannae change the laws of physics, Barclay. I always knoo ya wer a half-pissed fannybaws bampot. Yer bums oot the windae. Ya need ta boil yer heid if ya think a 9mm is the best of...
Barclay: Computer, End Program
Scotty Hologram: Oi. I'll kick yer fookin arse, ya wee scrote...
> The hologram dissipates
James Doohan lost a finger on D-Day. I think he's earned the right to be a fudd.
broke 1 in 200rds. save your money.
He also was apparently a very talented wartime pilot. His life is more interesting to read about than other celebrities who came up with tons of money and groomed to be a success from birth.
It's easy to ignore the czoi memes when you're holding one of the best shooting metal-framed wonder nines.
Glock.
Query: from which era should the dollar be valued from?
>not automatically substituting dollars for gold-pressed latinum
>Glock 19
>Glock 17
>CZ SP 01
>CZ P-10
>CZ P-07
>HK P2000
>HK VP9
>Sig P226
>Sig P229
>Sig P320
>S&W M&P9 2.0
Any of these will work fine for you. Pick your favorite flavor.
CZ P 01.
QUERY COMPLETE
good luck. they stopped making em
how did he get over the seat with his massive balls in the way?
Any time before the gold standard was aboloshed
I dunno, probably the same way he got over Troi every night.
P30 is the true afficinado's choice
streamable.com
Computer run self diagnostic
Scan for anything marked "Boomer" and delete
For me it's the Px4
These seem to have been all but forgotten. What do you like about yours?
It's very reliable, it shares mags with the Cx4, and the competition trigger is really nice. This might sound weird, but I also really like the appearance and geometry of the slide. It's why I said "for me", because I honestly can't say if this is the best gun ever, but again, "for me", in my hands it just looks and feels right. It makes me happy.
Tough to argue against this one.
Based Scotty F
>mfw #cz75(x) post by hk poster is best post itt but nobody replies except these unchecked trips link $1k eoy
>untripped checks
>mfw low bore axis non-flippy recoil mildened by all steel construction with decent capacity and 100% successful feeding of 99% of the 9mm you'll find worldwide thanks to the world adopting a literal nazi caliber for pistol & submachinegun food because good 'nuff performancewise for conventional military application along with being logistically superior.
DO IT FOR HER
I feel ashamed to admit I haven't seen (or read) gunsmith cats in any capacity.
I'm working on remedying this.
These are underperformers compared to federal HSTs. Check out the lucky gunner tests.
I only use critical defense for .380.
Should have bought the blue ray that's coming out.
>in use by a first world military or police force
Why does this matter? Their sidearms are chosen for bulk cost not individual hyperquality.
>under $1000
Awful high price point, it seems like this test is designed to cover for a shitty handgun brand that gets by on selling a mediocre, uncomfortable product with the "soldiers use it (because they get it for an individual cost of $200) so it's good" meme, at the price of a good handgun.
I don't have a blu-ray player lul
fucking screen capping this thanks user