Rock stick > club = rock

You take back. Black rock strong. Puny grey rock weak. My big black rock bigger than all you rocks. Heckler and Rock is black rock and it's the strongest handrock ever made.
black rock best

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>heckler and rock
kek

I fucking love grugposting

Would you rather have a long club?

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...or a small club?

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Me explain same thing in same cave meeting every seven suns. All depend on moment. Short club good for inside cave, maybe also in woods where no room for big club swing. Big club better where room for big swing. All gronkademic anyway when spear and short spear replace club in one or two moons anyway.

grug spot you in hunting in food place yesterday. grug not rock you, grug has mating females grug no rock you over women.
other grug “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
grug what, and other grug was “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. grug go grug for female stuff to stay in cave.
Grug see cavelette tell other grug you need sea shells” other grug pretend no understand.
Gruglette said gib sea shells and other grug kept stopping her. Said zues makes lightning bolts must do all stones one at a time“prevent any electrical infetterence,” other grug wink at grug. grug no lightning a thing. Grugette put rocks in basket, other grug yawned really loudly every time rock in basket

rock stick will not be rock stick for many hunts. Rock will fall off stick, and grog will have bad rock, and bad stick.

Better stick staying stick longer, and rock for throwing.

we have reached peak evolution, ladies and grugs

Grog, you need stop use autocomplete magic on cave-painting stick, no make sense.

Grad here, your female hit her own head for grad.

Some day black rock be used for good not just for grug on grug violence.

Rock stick need better branding--just not catchy enough name. Polls suggest many grug like names with hissing sound at start, seem scary like poison worm.

Grug tribe win 2 fight with big rock, Grug not need rock stick to win fight.

Hah, grug found moss-eater boy. What do if pointy bone break youngling? What do if miss heart with pointy bit?
Big rock hit once, kill always. Pointy bone stab many time, not kill. Called rock down power for reason, moss boy.

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Grug notice that some want take grug’s rock thrower away. Long nose tribe has always hated Grug’s people.

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>me face when see this cave painting again
stick good
pointy stick good for stabbing
heavy stick good for hitting
bendy stick with string good for throw pointy stick far
small edgy stick good for loincloth carry
all grug need is stick

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grug only need long twig
poke in head scramble brain

If me poke with long twig and notice, me only be mad.

>this grug not even make stick thrower yet
Rock related

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grugler did only right things

Grug only need handful of pebbles. Bad man break into cave at night, noise from me reach into pebble pouch enough to scare away.

Longnose tribe say six longnose die in Holobunga. How they die in smoke hut when door not invented yet?

Small fast feather stick only hurt no kill, so more bad grugs have to save hurt grug.

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grug no need rock
grug call blueberry man