Alright, this might be more /x/, but I think this board is best for advice on how to actually deal with the subject. Apologies for being a fag in advance. I suspect someone may be living in my home. I still live with my mother and we often find food eaten or left out when we swear we didn't eat it. I find my soap in weird places that I did NOT put it, and doors are often left open in the house that we did NOT leave open.
tl;dr , I think someones living in my home, how to confirm without them knowing I've confirmed it? Pic semi-related
OP here, there have been other instances as well a few years ago that I suspect are unrelated but I'm going to include regardless just in case. Two or three times when I was around 12, when my parents were getting divorced, we'd come home to all of the lights in our home being on, but we turned them off when we left. We'd check the house, and nobody would be in side so we'd go about getting ready for bed.
When I was 14, whenever I slept on my couch (My shitty room got fucked up and I had to sleep downstairs in the living room very often) I remember seeing vague people shapes in the dark. I would normally chalk this up to /x/ tier schizophrenia but I figured I could include it.
Mason Phillips
get a CO2 detector
Anthony Thompson
The reason I'm making a big deal about this now is that I'm currently sitting upstairs in my room. My dogs have been with me and all day weird shit has been coming from downstairs. I've lived in this fucking house for 13 goddamn years, I know what footsteps sound like. If you wanna call me a retarded schizo please do but really I'm looking for discreet people traps.
Brayden Foster
get a camera and a CO2 detector
Michael Taylor
I legit hope I'm hallucinating
Julian Clark
So wait, is this to see if I'm experiencing CO2 caused hallucinations or is there something about CO2 detectors my autistic ass doesn't know about?
Carter Thomas
Get a gun. Something that can have more than 8 rounds per clip.
Anthony Cox
to see if youre hearing footsteps or if youre not remembering stuff because of CO2
For the sake of expanding this thread, what are some good people traps for this situation?
Lincoln Ross
Put threads in the cabinet doors and other places. the door gets opened, it falls out. You'll know it's been opened. Just string some shit up across walkways. Nothin crazy, just take a fishing line and a tack it near the floor moulding about ankle high. Attach the other end to a bell or someshit and put it under the couch. You'll hear them if they walk into it. Mix ammonia and bleach in the bathtub and leave for a few days. If you smell rotting meat, there's probably someone in your walls
Jaxson King
Dumb faggot do what other people would do. Set up a camera by your fridge before bed and see what happens. Odds are your mom is drinking or some shit and just gets hungry and snacks on shit and forgets.
Benjamin Sanders
Why don't you want them to know that you know? Just get a draco or the shortie mossberg and start looking everywhere. It might be someone has a key to ur house, try changing the locks all through the house too. Also set up a camera (where no one can see it) or stake out.
Ayden Jenkins
that is pretty unlikely, but there was an episode of hoarders where a woman was squatting in the hoarders home, and they had so much junk she was able to hide there for a long time before they figured it out. you can put in some cameras for under $200 to see what it is once and for all, but it's probably some combination of rats/ghosts/mental illness and you'd be better off saving your money.
Thomas Fisher
Have you tried using fire? Close all airways and burn stuff at different locations inside your house. It would flush whoever's inside either by heat or smoke.
Easton Murphy
you can't trap people legally. you could probably get away with something along the lines of a cs grenade on a tripwire.
Luis Bell
Because I think you’re young, get a friend or two with wacking sticks and go around the house looking for crawl spaces. I used to have a girlfriend that left our doors unlocked in a bad neighborhood. We used to do Jow Forums fag style sweeps of the house and all hiding places each time she forgot. It’ll only take once.
Search all crawl spaces and attics. Get a black light and search for footprints,handprints, that don't match you or your moms. String fishing line over suspect areas with aluminum cans and rocks then set your phone or a recording device. Mark the levels on all your various jars of stuff. Set a trap with some food having laxative in it then observe.
Jonathan White
It's your mom.
Logan Parker
get a fart machine and press it as you walk around the home. you hear someone laughing then you have a ghost in the house
Heh.......... one time I heard noises in my yard so I got my fun suit and my 250 dollar toy ir goggles on and sat in a bush. Some folks I recognized as trouble walked by staring at my house and talking. I didn’t like that so I went inside and turned all the lights off. Got my rifle and climbed on my room, right at the eve (I think it’s called). I waited for 3 hours. They came back and turned on flashlights and walked into the woods way down the road. Started turning towards my house, lights still on. They turned the lights off a few hundred feet from the house. Still on neighbors property. I used my rifle to stare at the face of the guy I especially didn’t like as he smoked a cigarette. They got next to my house. I said what the fuck are you doing. They flashed their lights on me for a sec. then walked away with their lights off. My brother lived with me for awhile and bragged to all the hoodrats about a room I kept locked with security doors and cameras and stuff. Few other instances. I would say more exciting instances but red flag laws are scarier than people living in your walls.
Grasping at straws. If you’re suggesting that this experienceless, most likely a teen, gets a handgun that uses stripper clips as their first then you’re retahded.
David Cruz
>Grasping at straws. he said a gun with a clip that can hold more than 8 rounds. do you even know what grasping at straws means, kiddo?
alternatively i would suggest a mossberg 500 12 gauge with slugs. anyone hiding in your walls will be turned to swiss cheese
Jeremiah King
Lighting a fire around the ground level perimeter of the structure should work
Wyatt Foster
leave some chocolate out where weird shit has happened make sure family members know not to touch it humans cant resist chocolate if it disappears you have a rape dwarf living in your vents
Isaac Diaz
>clip You live in cuckland if you're using an antique for HD or you have terminal autusm. Dismissed.
Ian Gomez
>rape dwarf 2nd worst kind of dwarf
Cameron Lopez
>when your high stage autism triggers the normie Jow Forumsommando
w..what's the first worst? What could worse than a rape dwarf?
Jaxon Butler
The standard dwarf. They rape as well but have many other equally terrible tendencies. The rape dwarf isn't too bad if you ignore the rape. Very clean and conscientious (aside from the forced penetration)
Yell out "Marco" and listen to see if anyone says "Polo" Or just get like a $30 cheapo basic bitch trail cam.
Mason Reed
Yeah, you.
Alexander Reyes
>go to /x/ >get into first thread >continue reading the catalogue >realize I'm actually on Jow Forums Can these wall people hack my internet and change web pages?
Nathaniel Bennett
Fuck you, he'll be just fine with a Tanker Garand.
Nolan Perry
Truth. There are 2 kinds of dwarfs: rape dwarfs, and dwarfs you can't rape.
Anthony Jackson
>dwarfs you can't rape Friendo with enough lube and the right attitude there ain't nothing you can't rape
Owen Allen
Spill some chalk dust on kitchen floor, or just floor next time your cooking. Get up afterv3 or 4 hours of "sleep" go see if flour or chalk has moved, do this with a new loaf of bread sitting out on the cutting board or stove. Take out a hair, lick it place on cabinet or door frame, it glues its self there, if disturbed act non chalant... Make way to room, get heavy object in morning go buy high point pistol used for 75 bucks, you must kill
Tyler Nelson
Carbon monoxide: it's a gas!
David Watson
Your mother has Alzheimer's.
Ayden Bell
This is wholey more likely
Gavin Hernandez
I once went to the range on one occasion and there’s was a bunch of old world army larpers ages 17-32 fawning over my pretty guns. All they could afford was mosins and old but unpopular pistols. I suppose they’re good resources for collectors knowledge.
Liam Rodriguez
He’s grasping at straws because to cover his mistake of calling a magazine a clip he pretended that he suggested a first time gun owner use a old ass stripper clip pistol. Which is equally retarded if thats really what he meant. You misspoke but your mossberg suggestion isn’t too bad.
Joseph Hill
Wait what?! No never mind over penetration is a bad thing in home defense. Don’t use slugs. That’s fucking stupid. I take it back.
Bentley Russell
user wants you to kill your mom with a poorly aimed slug because the mossberg 500 is an easy to remember gun name that gets featured in movies and video games.
Dylan Lee
>Alright, this might be more /x/
OP, seriously, why the fuck would you even think to post this in Jow Forums? What the fuck does weapons have to do with any of this.
Oliver Cox
He wants advice on murdering wall people. We know how. Let’s do it together.
You probably have a gas leak and are gonna die soon.
Thomas Nelson
/x/ would tell him to sleep with his cock out on the kitchen floor and hope that it’s a horny ghost.
Aaron Ortiz
This, grab a trail camera too, if the C02 detector doesn't help you find the issue, the trail camera might.
Joshua Lee
Based
Jack Lopez
> Figure out any hollow areas in the house a person could fit in > Check any crawlspaces or attic spaces you can looking for "pests" > Set up cameras in places things happen like the kitchen > Set up audio recording throughout the house > Put bells on doorknobs in the house > Be armed
Pretty much all of that can be done fairly cheaply. If you figure out someone is definitely there and where they're hiding you probably ought to get out casually and call the cops. If you actually encounter a person get armed and out fast and of course call the cops immediately. Figure out some go signals with your mom, hand signs and non-suspicious phrases that you can use in emergencies and if you find out you're right.
Tyler Rivera
Put pieces of scotch tape on your doors across the gap from the top of the door to the top of the frame. If you leave the house, come back and the tape has been unstuck you've had a visitor. Pro-tip, put it on the side you can inspect without opening the door. In your case I'd do a bunch of different door external and internal. Maybe he's living in the walls/attic/hole under your bathtub.
Oliver Martinez
Another thing I forgot to mention is "snap" traps. Place a small fragile thing like mechanical pencil graphite sticks in doors/hatches that shouldn't be opening. If the graphite is broken, moved, or gone you might have an issue. This is really simple stuff to set up and use and it's also small enough to not be noticed, you just have to remember to check it and that it's there.
Robert Harris
Based gas poster
Aiden Foster
Honestly miss rape dwarf threads
Samuel Barnes
You mean CO, carbonMONoxide?
Colton Hughes
Marriage.
Alexander Harris
This. Every other thread over there is "how do summon SUCCubus boi?"
Owen Rogers
Underrated
Ayden Lopez
Take everyone out of the house for a couple days and use some of these.
It strikes me that if there are people living in your house secretly, and they know that you know, then sleeping in that house might not be the smartest idea.
If you seriously think there is one, I'd recommend getting a sturdy lock for the bedroom door, searching the absolute shit out of it, and then sleeping in there with the door locked and a gun ready.
Benjamin Bell
While I find it very unlikley that you actually have people in your walls I would suggest setting up a camera on the fridge and checking the house for exessive carbon emissions, that shit can fuck you up.
Jace Cox
Do you mean CO? Carbon monoxide vs carbon dioxide
Aaron Barnes
Start shooting through the walls, if you dont smell something awful in a week they left from fear
Eli Brown
if you do smell something awful, its also likely that they pooped upon being fired at through the walls and are going to leave it there just to spite you
Adrian Bennett
Or they shit from being shot and died and are rotting in shit
Ian Barnes
Alright op, I enjoy playing the long game, start working on a cum jar and once you get it half full, label it as brownie frosting and tell your mom about it too, put it in the fridge and then if it has been drank from then you have gremlins living in your house and you should just invest in a firehose and soak every square inch of your house in water.
Jaxon Jenkins
Maybe because I'm a poorfag from a third-world shithole, but isn't cheaper and faster to ask a friend who owns a dog to let the pet free in your house for some time and break the wall/floor he's barking at?
Jack Brown
>engaging in chemical warfare inside your own house Nice
OP get some meth and confine yourself to your house alone for a few days. You'll be so keyed up by day two you could hear a flea jump and it will jangle your nerves so bad you'll immediately try to kill it without thinking. Simple. RIP wall people.
Oliver Thompson
nobody is hiding in your walls and eating your foods and leaving your lights on. i suggest you give up looking for me.
