Think my aleepover tried to kill me last night

Think my aleepover tried to kill me last night.
how to fix? G26 g5

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>Think my aleepover tried to kill me last night
I don't think you got enough aleep last night

Aleep with other people.

Congratulations (you)

How remove from Bulgarian plastic?

Take all of 2 seconds to dissassemble and yank case out of barrel with pliers. Dont take home total randos. They might rip you off or kill you

>Take all of 2 seconds to dissassemble and yank case out of barrel with pliers.
Alternatively, remove mag, come through mag well with long, thick flathead, and hammer cartridge out

send me to YT for proper revpcal. No more ranos. Lol had loaded maggs. Idiot.

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Stop loading the bullets into the mag backwards jackass. What do you think you have there, an HK?

Are you retarded?
>Lock slide back
>Pull mag out (if possible)
>Push cartridge out of barrel

If the mag won't come out because the cartridge is stuck in the feed lips, just leave the mag in and push the cartridge out of the barrel.

If you're a safety nancy, you can take the striker out of the slide before you put your hands in front of the barrel, but I wouldn't bother.

>dissassemble
You can't disassemble a Glock without closing the slide. He can't close the slide until he gets that round out of the chamber. Once he does get the round out of the chamber, he no longer needs to disassemble it.

Here i am. Bput to poke the lil jimmmer out

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This wont fucc my firing pin?

Use philips instead. The square corners on the straight screwdriver may fuck up your rifling.

And on an unrelated note, depending how hard they dropped the slide on it, it may be wedged in there pretty good. Don't hesitate to whack the screwdriver a couple good ones with a mallet to get it unstuck.

Lol you guize... help a nigga out. Im not tryin to kill the mexican next to me.

>The square corners on the straight screwdriver may fuck up your rifling.
Going in through the barrel with a pointed philips may strike the primer. What rifling? The polygonal vanes? A blunt, thick flathead would be better.

just… make sure the tip of the screwdriver isn't on the primer.

>can't figure this out on your own
are you an actual retard?

Lock it back, strip the mag, shove it out.

>he smokes menthols, is clearly drunk, and carries FMJ

are you guys sure we should be giving this guy advice?

Olay ima govin for the bullet witha Phillips
Pic related good?

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>may strike the primer
If mythbusters couldn't get spitzer cartridges in a tube magazine to do that, what are the odds of it happening by chance with a screwdriver?
>What rifling? The polygonal vanes?
It's a gen5, they're not polygonal anymore.

Just mind the primer and you wont lose a finger. Make sure you're off the primer before each strike.

>spitzer cartridges in a tube magazine to do that, what are the odds of it happening by chance with a screwdriver?
Way higher since the tip of a philips is pointed and you're using the tip to bust loose a stuck cartridge. If a tanker can blow his hand apart by smacking a 50cal round with a rock a philips can do it easy.

Why a Phillips use a damn flathead. Also how did this even happen?

Okay i tired jigglin it. Not touchin a screwdriver to ot. Cant remove slider. Howdoigun?

stick it in the dishwasher for a cycle, try again tomorrow morning. the dishwasher will jostle the bearings on the flywheel and the bullet will slide right out

Put lips on barrel and blow really hard

Obligatory nigbang
Idk how this happened. Think its last sleepover. Was functioning fine prior.

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>Was functioning fine prior.
no shit

user that's a glock not an hk
they don't work that way

Thats what im sayin. Cant eject slide. Dont wanna pew bullet out.

Halp? Pls im im ded tomorrow more evidence

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just lock the slide back, take a pencil/dowel and stick it in flat-end-first, and smack that shit with something hard
alternatively take the bit out of your screwdriver and use that flat end, just don't fuck up your barrel's crown
>Pls im im ded tomorrow more evidence
uhhh

Ty hopefully can fix before they come back

There is another cart in the chamber.

no there isn't, you're drunk
the backwards one wouldn't be able to go in that far if there was

round seems stuck possibly from brass. Cant slip alide off

Lock the slide back, drop the mag, then wiggle it out. Use a pencil if you have to. Not that hard bud. Also, how the hell did you manage to do that?

You are right. I was being too paranoid. Need it out tho by 12PM est

Get it out you stupid drunkard it takes like 10 seconds

>Cant slip alide off
just pull it back until it stays back (also called locking it back)
then wiggle it

Most interesting thread on Jow Forums right now kek

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Yaa im drunk. Got a lot to do till she returns.

Gotta a YT never sttippped my g36 sprry

>Need it out tho by 12PM est
why is that when your dad comes back

26* BABBYCOCK

STIL have yer to get the bullet out. Wtf

Told you shes comin back. She did this while i was passed out. Idk why got mags in my bag n drawer.

lock. the. slide. back.
smack. boolit. with. anything.

The. slide. wont. lock. back

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OP this is our thread now, we already told you what to do. Now in return, explain to us what happened. Did your girlfriend try to load your gun and kill you or something?

you should not be clearing malfunctions in your state. go to sleep, wigger.

OP if you're anywhere in Mohave County AZ I will literally drive to you and save you from yourself

Hit it back, you need to use force

Okay drove it home cocked. Next strp? i have 17 min
Wish you were

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try it with an empty mag inserted

put your socks on and behave, op.

Still bolt locled back?

put pencil in barrel eraser end first.
hit tip of pencil with a book

Nigga

Tellin me you /ki/mandos cant clear that?
Less that 10 min

pretty sure there's exactly one person in this thread who can't clear that in under 10 minutes

Clear it. 6 min

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what's wrong with carrying FMJs

You're the one that cant clear it you dumb wigger. Enjoy defending yourself with a kitchen knife against Tyrone and your gf

*his gf

Listen. I know the AR platform. Sold it. Pains me. Forst shit yhe thr glock platform. I have a few minutes before she gets to my home.

its 12. op is surely dead by now. we failed him.

Just about everything.

What is she gonna do when she get there? T minus 5 min. If you get attacked livestream it bro

in the last minute i put everything thru the barrel from a pen to and end of a pen shown. Help me.

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stick it in the barrel
hit it out with a book, table, floor, anything

gotta hammer on it bro

>Milwaukee
Fucker knows his hardware tho

He's gonna ignite the primer lol he needs a wooden dowel, better yet a vice and mallet too

>ITT we help a drunk paranoid user shoot some innocent girl

>hammer
gonna go off?
Shit. Shea gonna be here any minute

that flat bit surface is larger than a 9mm primer, he'll be "fine"

LOL IS THIS FOR REAL

dude you should jump off your roof with it try to powerslam the bullet out

Just called. I didbt answer. Shes close.
H e l p

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Close ejection port on your bird

hey OP where are you located
want to know where to look for tomorrow's police report

who cares, you gotta get that shit out before she gets there

Rip OP

OP pls.

RIP in piece, OP

Underrated.

the fuck is going on in this thread

lmao fuck wat pliz elaborate

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Put me in the screencap next to the obituary.

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Bro, I know you're wasted, but how do you not know how to clear this? drop the mag, lock the slide back, tap the round out of the chamber.

Who loaded your gun and tried to kill you? You should gtfo of there.

F
RIP OP.
Put me in the screencap plz.

How much drugs and booze is OP on?

Yes

Best of luck to OP

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>passed out
>alleges ho tried to chamber a round backwoods to shoot him
>she's returning
>he's inevitably going to pass out again
>wants the weapon unfucked so asassin can properly chamber a round this time and kill him
>?????
>profit
why though?

Oh shit I don't think he got it out in time

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I'm confused as to why he didn't just throw the pistol in a bag and run away

>throw the pistol in a bag
fucking wat

No matter how smart you are, no booze and cars, means no booze and guns

If you can't unload a gun while drunk you need to practice more.

if you can’t practice a unload while gun you need to drunk more

Yeah, just practice getting drunk and it'll be fine.