Best weapons for self defense on a motorcycle. (Not including guns.)

Best weapons for self defense on a motorcycle. (Not including guns.)

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most 1%ers will carry a nigger beater Mag Light or a pad lock on the end of a doo rag in their back pocket so they can use it like a slap jack

a hammer
lock-on-a-chain
tire iron

A crossbow. Nobody fucks with a person wearing a crossbow and riding a motorcycle.

Man. Haven't seen that since high school. Solid

Barbed chain

Cars

A chocolate bar with semtex hidden inside.

A lance

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the cattle prod, ofc.

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Why not guns though? You aren't going to fight while riding, so really you are just asking what kind of weapon is best for self defense. Full stop. I carry whenever I ride, before I owned any guns I carried a stick. Guns are better than sticks in a fight, so carry one.

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It's called a get back whip, you cagers wouldn't understand

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I liked beating up the cops and using the taser against my competition.

Shoving the nightstick in the front spokes was satisfying too.

There was also pepper spray I would use right before a big turn because it forces you to go straight ahead for like 4 seconds.

I would love if some dumbass hit my truck with that shit.
Down you go. And most of them dont wear helmets.

You mean 3% you nobike dumbass.

That shit attached to his brake is fucking hilariously retarded.

I miss that game. Good ol sega.

>why do I have to keep replacing these pads so often?

I got my 9, forget the noguns rule

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>springer seat
>not a hardtail
You're obnoxious.

Always carry at least a pistol.

>Bobber with a spring seat

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Lose the springer seat you fucking try hard.
You have suspension for fucks sake

Fucking DORK

Speed and maneuverability. Firing weapons from a motorcycle is tricky. Since you're throttle is on the right and your clutch is on the left. If you use you're right hand you will lose speed quickly if you pull a gun. If you use your left then you will have trouble shifting. You're best bet is to use the best qualities of the motorcycle to get out of the situation then if needed stop a distance away take cover and engage targets.

Nerd bike.
I bet they compliment it on leddit though.

a gun. :^)

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I ride and your a retarded poser if you have this sort of bling on your bike. Easy Rider was 40 years ago grandpa.

>your a retarded
uh oh

Oh no the grammar police have arrived. What will we do?

also
>why am I flying over my handlebars?

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What is it with summerfags and grammar? Nobody cares, kid.

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Not technically a gun.

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i think a spear would actually be the best weapon

found the nigger

that's only a transport, can't be fired like that.

>mobileposter tries to blend in

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>nigger on a phone
>both wrong

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Not with that attitude it cant.

Try posting your motorcycle cager, or just post your bus ticket cus walking is likely more your style.

1)lance
2)spatha
3)a bow and arrows

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The shame is that none of you bothered to see why there is a springer seat. That’s ok, try hards can try hard on their own bikes

They don't look like they achieve enough drag to pull the lever

>You mean 3% you nobike dumbass.
are you retarded, or trolling?

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How do you all feel about expandable batons? Caltrops? Or ninja smoke bombs?

based and knightpilled

A piece of rusty pipe

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