Would something like this be in any way, shape or form practical, if even possible...

Would something like this be in any way, shape or form practical, if even possible? In which scenarios could it find uses other than high-impact mecha cosplay deatmatches between weebs?

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yeah

you're from /m/ huh?

How so? Unless you want to shank somebody at animecon in style i don't see much purpose for it
Nope

This looks like a terrible pen and rather than making your penmanship better, would probably make it worse. Get yourself a nice Uni-ball instead.

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>weighs more than a fucking Deuce
>short as fuck range
>need fucking unubtanium in order to not fucking explode, that or be so goddamn thick it weighs as much as a fucking truck
>no apparent way to bring the piston back
>even if it doesn't blow up it the recoil will shatter your arm in a billion pieces

Whoever thought of that is retarded, anime is retarded, mechas are turbo ultra retarded, kys OP

>possible
Yes
>practical
No

Why hit something with a retractable spike that requires you to get in melee range when you could just shoot it?

It might work as a breaching tool but a sledgehammer would work better.

But would it pierce armor? Possibly without blowing up in the process?

Is this the retarded anime weapons thread?

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Fucking kill yourself nigger

chad drills>virgin sticks
Prove me wrong
>you can't

You're right, i cant

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What is it?

Damn right.

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A pile bunker

Maybe if it was light and you had to fight vampires.

Now put it on our space fighters

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Literally hydraulic shears would be more effective in a combat scenario, plus they have an actual use as a rescue/demolition tool instead of having a stupid recoilless rifle that breaks every time you use it

Good for killing vampires

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Not unless you have such impossible insane luck that you can run at someone head on and never get shot, and stuff like safety equipment malfunctioning actually helps you.

Then it doesn't matter how thick their armor is, all you have to do is penetrate.

Pile Bunker's work in the fiction they're used, namely mecha.
Generally mecha has some handwaved bullshit to mitigate guided munitions because why else would you have something so god damn tall.
So now we're in close quarters
Mecha are also usually handwaved onto being a one man operation because of a bullshit control scheme.
That's a very critical component in a standardized location
Kill the pilot, minor damage to the rest of the systems means salvage. Win/win

In real life, even under the best circumstances, it'd be hard to use practically. Sure you can punch a hole through armor but what are you going to hit? Multi-crew vehicles will lose some efficiency but still function, and you won't know where the engine is unless you've already taken down a few and you'll need that info for every type of vehicle. Ammo? Well now you're also exploded. Salvage? For what?
It can be outperformed by a shape charge on a stick.

Looks like an oversized captive bolt gun.

They are useful for killing lifestock.

A dildo for ur asshole silly boy.

It's basically an industrial tool more than a weapon of war. I'd use it to anchor artillery pieces but nothing else.

Bloodborne stake driver

You know that compressed gas cylinder weapon that the assassin in "No Country For Old Men" used?

It's like that, but for giant mecha.

Fucking this.
Forget mecha-sized pile bunkers, be the infantryman who takes down a mech with a pile bunker to the legs, or a werewolf through the dick.

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Practical? No.

Cool as Fuck in Armor Hunter Melloink tho.

TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK

For breeching through armored doors, perhaps.
But definitely not mounted on someone.

FROM VICIOUS GIANT INSECTS WHO HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME BACK

look, single-strike combat jackhammers are cool, okay?

You sir, are a man of taste.

The uniball bleeds just enough ink to make for clear handwriting while not soaking through the paper.

OPs pen looks like the tip would not allow for smooth lines.

It would be good for lifting hay bales desu.

How are you going to take out a mechs dick with a werewolf?

Breaching device maybe?

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Fuckin love Alita