>Rape Dwarf is 5 times as strong as you >Rape Dwarf is twice as fast as you >Rape Dwarf is only 4-feet tall The catch is, you have the budget of 500 dollars you can use to buy stuff to defend yourself. The Rape Dwarf will try to rape you at complete random throughout the week.
Spend 500 dollars on lube,rose petals, and handcuffs,then attach myself to a bed with my lubed up asshole exposed and wait for my free dick :D
Landon Sullivan
they cant rape you if you consent
Colton Scott
this, can't rape the willing. also >Rape Dwarf is twice as fast as you >Rape Dwarf cums twice as fast as you >Proceed to turn around and fuck rape dwarf checkmate athiests
Hudson Garcia
A chastity belt.
Jose Nelson
Buy a bus ticket to the middle of nowhere and laugh at the thought of some faggot trying to run 1,000 miles by foot.
Easton Lopez
If they're 5x as strong can they jump 5x as high? Important question
Carson Ramirez
Hand grenade (for point defense) Spend the rest on whatever I can that has an effective greater than 10 yards.
Asher Ortiz
Literally just lock my doors and shoot through them if the fucker tries to break in. This is the one time where benching 80 lbs max is a good thing.
>tie grain mill stone to rope >climb to second floor and go to window >wait for midget to appear below >whistle to make him look up >drop stone on his head and pull stone back up by the rope
Jaxson Perry
Pocket the $500 and use my AR to blast the nigger when he breaks into my house.
Justin Clark
>Buy a shovel, a box of matches, some gasoline and a gas-can, batteries, radio, a hatchet, a knife, rope, tent, twine, food, water. >Go innawoods. >Create a system of pitfall traps, snares, and tripwires. >Set up camp >Ward off larger animals using radio music. >Comfy as fuck >Wake up to sound of screaming Rape Dwarf. MFW 4 foot tall rape dwarf cant get out of the 7 >foot deep pit I dug because for all his speed and strength he is ultra manlet >MFW I pour the gas can on him, throw it down, and toss a lit match >MFW I turn on my phone for the first time all week and "I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU... FIRE!" blares from my phone.
>MREs >Tins of tuna >ziplocks, Gatorade, gallons of water >shipping container >.380 pistol x2 >put everything in shipping container >padlock container shut from the inside >wait a week >if the niggers only 5x as strong as me there’s no way he’s getting in >if he does, magdump one pistol into him >if he keeps going, magdump the other into myself Failing that just get in my car and go on a road trip
Robert Flores
WTF even is this thread and why is it om Jow Forums.
Things I'll need: a shovel, a bear trap, chain, a chemical suit, and all the lube I can buy with what money is left. First I dig to the entrance of my septic tank. Then, I open it, get in my chemical suit, and paint the septic walls with lube so it can't scurry out. Then I set up the trap, attach the chain to it, and cover it with leaves. Once the wapey little shit appears, I lead it towards the trap, hopefully trap it, and get my truck. I attach the chain to my vehicle, I drive over my septic tank, and detach the chain quickly once it is in. I then shut the septic tank, chain the entrance to it, and cover it with the dirt. Rape dwarf: contained.
>Buy gym membership >Train to become six times stronger >Crush the rape dwarf with my hands
Jackson Carter
make home made napalm and flamethrower with scrap shit otherwise i'll just put whatever else i have into the cheapest shotgun i can find, and mow them down with buckshot