Self defense webms

Kek

he literally looks like a fucking chimp...

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>Pull over to tell nice lady that the McRib is back.
>Turns out she is loyal to the BurgerKing.

laughed when I saw the nog take out his second pistol

>he'll just take it from you and use it against you!

that draw was slow as fuck, it was a real possiblity

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>>hop out to ask pedestrian for directions to hospital

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"I LIKE TO FIGHT, I LIKE TO FUCK, AND ILL.."

absolute madman based boomer STABS an armed robber in the chest

youtube.com/watch?v=MP35cXX4Jb4

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Fucking wound up and gave a haymaker and the fuckboi couldn't block or dodge.

Fucking Telegraphed "I HAVE A GUN" and the retards didn't notice.

That was a stellar draw and ballsy too considering the suspect already had the jump on him

not really, a lot of people keep their wallet in their back pocket. If the dude said "GIMME YO SHIT" it would look more like compliance.

>Fucking Telegraphed "I HAVE A GUN" and the retards didn't notice.
First watch through, I thought he was trying to put a cellphone into his pocket.
But also, can we expect thieves to have any training in recognizing that? Also, they're probably more swivel-headed all over the room since they're robbing the place.

This guy seems familiar
youtu.be/YedqV4Gl_us?t=56

Dude looks like a Ben Garrison caricature.

Christmas came early motherfuckers

>be Pepsi flavor technician
>develop delicious new flavor
>so excited, trying to spread the word of my new elixir
>find the perfect target consumer
>"MA'AM PLEASE TRY NEW PEPSI FLAV-"
>POP POP
>"I only drink coke"

Can someone explain Antifa to me? They claim to be antifascist, but they're violent towards people who don't think like them/ agree with them? Is there any group more fascist than antifa?

Just posh roleplayers with nothing better to do, fighting their perceived evil

Maybe learn what the word fascist means before you write retarded shit.
People that call themselves antifa are, just like skinheads that pretend to be nazis, usually just retards that try to get into trouble as a group. There is no political idea behind it and the majority are just homos that are there because of their retarded friends.

Violent revolutionary communists who lie out of both sides of their mouth. Their version of 'self-defense' is to physically attack anyone that disagrees with their utopian nonsense.

>volunteering for bernie sanders' campaign
>see young college age white female
>get so excited to tell her about debt forgiveness I jump out my car and run to her
>get shot

God it's so perfect. It's like watching a knight go 1v1 with some peasant.

Complete nonsense. Antifa are not communists, they aren't even socialist. They're largely just edgy teens and retards without proper education and are as devoid of political opinions as skinhead "nazis".

and all his "comerades" staring as he got buckled after trying to swing a baton at muscle mans head just makes me laugh

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He definitely tried and almost did. Got his hands all over her.

>youre in the worst neighborhood in the world when you mess with an irishman
wow

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That fucking brain damage posturing. Right to the fucking grey matter.

Dude looks like he just up and died, goes completely stiff and falls to the ground.

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fuckin rekt

what kind of dipshit tries to rob a gunstore in broad daylight

Classic

he ded

that poor woman

Attempted manslaughter. You are responsible for someone's head cracking on pavement after hitting them. You can all put away your punisher boners now

That legit looks like a gorilla

absolutely not. clear self defense. the fella was attacking him with a weapon.

literally used as a prop, but at least thief is ded

not when its justified

>College kids and niggers
>Without proper education

Can't really blame them for their education. Niggers can't really into education at any level, and college kids were probably lied to by their boomer parents or grandparents.

Juries are what matter. Not what you think is correct. Life isn't a movie.

Juries would see the video, fag.

>Niggers can't really into education at any level.
Uh...nope, sorry sweetie. Education is FREE in America and BUSING in provided FREE as well. No reason for anyone in this country to not have at least a high school diploma.

Okay, well he wasn't charged with anything despite the morom with the baton dying.

source for this statement?

Jesus christ that ongo bongo has some big lips

>People with potentially lethal weapons in a crowd attacking people in your group
>You, being able bodied and concerned for the safety of the weaker members Antifa always tries to target because they are spineless, step in to try and deter these banshees
>A man swings a collapsible steel baton at your head
>You defend yourself

Remind me how any of that is wrong, morally and/or legally. Let me remind you, even an ass backwards socialist shithole like Canada allows for lethal self defense if a reasonable person would have cause to fear grievous bodily harm or death of themselves or another.

yeah, juries are composed of people that can see the dude is attacking him with a fucking weapon. he didn't go beserk and continue to wail on the guy. completely justified force.

Bratwurst lips.

oohhohohohhoneinneinneinnein
jajajajajjajajajajja

>Inb4 this organically becomes a “Fun with Blacks” thread
What the hell did you expect?
13% of the population commits more than 50% of all rapes, robberies, murders and assaults.

>local Chad performs lobotomy on college liberal arts student

That's what happen when someone slams the off button to your brain.

The only lefty-dunking video that's better than this one is Helmet Guy bonking two blokes dumb in under a second.
Somebody has the webm, I'm sure.

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not that user but its pretty easy to google.
guy got arrested for simply assault and was arrested the next day. the antifa guy didn't die though; hes just has brain damage now.

>wife in the same hospital that she has been going to for her ob gyn appointments for the last 12 months
>husband has been accompanying her for her childbirth classes at the same hospital for the last 5 months
>man who got shot is a bald headed whyte boomer who is a serial rapist and murderer.
>he wasn't asking her politely for directions anywhere but a dank basement and death
Poster has never seen Silence of the Lambs.
Poster fired a gun once, and it made him cry. It was loud and hurt his hand.

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DRT

Didn't you watch the whole clip?
She put three in his chest.
You could pick him up like a bowling ball.
He's tits up ded.

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better just like, take the telescoping baton being swung overhand at my fucking head and just hope I don't have an undiagnosed brain aneurysm, or that this swell skinny chap will gently cradle my unconscious body to the ground so I don't smash my brain stem on the edge of the sidewalk

get fucked retard

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underrated

H E E M

>Attempted manslaughter.
No such thing.
>You are hearby charged with almost accidentally killing someone. How do you plea?

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Guy in green is a fucking idiot and got shot for it.

Attempted manslaughter is a thing, you absolute retard, just like attempted murder is a thing.

>filename
Wrong, on multiple level.

Man, that guy didn't really put his dick into it

niggers tounge my anus

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Holy fuck

Oh l remember this, this happened in Tulsa last year

Using a gun to prevent rape is inhumane and unnecessary. Do what the Finns do.
youtube.com/watch?v=fufJbtS5yGs

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The only positive reference to attempted manslaughter is in the English Common Law.
>In R v Creamer, the court said obiter that attempted manslaughter is not an offence known to law.
In US law, there's no such thing, period. Manslaughter is accidental killing. You can't positively attempt to accidentally kill someone. That's called attempted murder.

You absolute moron.

There's no such thing as attempted manslaughter. You either kill the person or you don't.

Accidental killing is negligent homicide, not manslaughter. You genuine idiot.

>>Wrong, on multiple level.
SHUT IT, REDDIT

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You're a disingenuous nigger

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I've always loved this one, it's basically textbook definition of chaotic neutral.

get this fake ass shit off here

And you have terrible reading comprehension.

Manslaughter and homicide have very specific definitions. Stop pretending you know what your talking about.
Negligent homicide is criminal negligence, i.em ignorance of lawful safety procedures that lead to a death. Manslaughter is the accidental killing of someone such as in a drunk driving charge for vehicular manslaughter.
>inb4 I was just pretending to be retarded

> projecting this hard

I'm dying.

>In the United States, all states define negligent homicide by statute, often defining the offense as involuntary manslaughter.[1] Negligent homicide may be a lesser included offense to first and second degree murder,[4] meaning that all of the elements of negligent homicide are elements of those more serious charges.

>In some states, negligent homicide charges are possible following the killing of a person while driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol.[5][6]