Why don't we have anymore mythical weapons today? Weapons that can be named, and forever remembered
>inb4 the Fat Man
Why don't we have anymore mythical weapons today? Weapons that can be named, and forever remembered
Aiden Clark
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Christian Clark
Following the eradication of magic in the 19th century, mythical weapons vanished from existence.
Oliver Fisher
>eradication of magic
It's not gone. It's found in various fraternal organizations
Nolan Cruz
old steel was literally made by cooling the blade by skewering a living slave with it or adding bone to the hot metal
they didn't know why this made the iron harder so they thought it was magic
Jeremiah Cook
A gun is just a gun, among thousands; while even shit swords were bespoke. Even if you did something impressive, you did that, there was nothing noteworthy about the M4 you carried. If there was, its still not meaningfully different from an off-the-shelf. model. Like how Chris Kyle used a Mcmillan .338 (I think he even named it), but regardless of what impressive things he did with it (inb4 lies, just for the purpose of argument lets assume everything he ever claimed was truthful), it's just not special because you can own a literally identical one with enough investment.
Jason Garcia
wait, so fairies were just tough skinned?
But there was a similar process practiced on the eastern front by soviet troops, they used to fill the barrels of their long guns with borsh then cycle a round through it, the combination of heat and borsh would cause the superheated borsh to fill cracks and gaps in the mechanisms that the shoddy manufacturing left over and make it less prone to jamming.
Christian Nguyen
>implying eastern front troops had food to waste
Landon Wilson
>implying there is not always more borsch
To understand Soviet Famines, you must understand that there is. Always. More. Borsch.
Charles Ross
We still do, they are just a bit bigger.
Nathan Baker
Based and navypilled
Lincoln Sanders
Are you retarded? It’s Borscht.
Matthew Morales
BOR*radio static*
Sebastian Jones
You're actually fucking autistic if you think stabbing a person with hot iron does anything positive to the metal at all. Not to mention you'd need gallons more than what's in a person to get a proper quench, let alone an even one. And the bone wasn't added to the iron, but to the coals. Our ancestors weren't some braindead algae fuckers, they knew what they were doing and did it for a reason.
Michael Jones
Fuck, I'd kill for some borscht right now.
Thomas Lopez
so make some
Carson Edwards
What about the Ruger handgun that was used to kill the rapscallion Trayvon Martin by the esteemed knight Sir Zimmerman?
Jaxson Myers
That was a kel tec
Connor Parker
I don't have any beet root, broth, or smetana. Oh well. Steak it is...again. don't bulk buy steaks kids, you'll end up eating steak every night and get tired of it.
Elijah Reed
>broth
what kind of capitalist fucking bullshit is this tovarish you take bone of animal and make own broth. Buy bone in ham and you make jews cry it's so cheap. Goes good for breakfast, makes good sandwiches, and then you make borsch with bone.
Julian Wright
Mass production means they're revered by make and model. Try and tell me AKs and 1911s don't have any mythical properties.
Nicholas Howard
Sorry, my bone supply is kind of slim and my pets are...not the delicious kind and beloved.
Asher Cox
Goulash > Borscht
Adam Wood
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>jews
Jason Rodriguez
Because they are built by machines and mass produced.
Legendary weapons were built by gods,angels ferries, or some sort of divine/magical intervention. It doesn't work that way when its built by a company, you can see the schematics, and you or your army can order 100s of them. Also modernity killed the mythical word, and replaced it with science, which is treated by laymen retards as a infallible religion
Aaron Hill
>Be me
>youngin
>Doing a project for school on Russia
>Have to bring in food
>Okay, Borscht sounds good
>Forget about it until night before
>Mom rushes to the store and buys the first thing she sees labeled Borscht
>I think it was some kind of base for Borscht
>Basically a few shredded beets soaked in vinegar and various spices
>Shit looked and probably tasted like menstrual blood
>Okay, well I guess this is Borscht
>Bring it to school for the presentation
>Teachers come in to try world foods
>Math teacher and English teacher no one liked come in
>Math teacher is in first
>Politely tries some abortion vinegar
>A few other cooler teachers also have some
>English teacher's turn
>She's a terrifying old bat
>Also apparently with Russian heritage
>Takes one look at the abortion vinegar
>"This is not Borscht"
>Whoops.jpg
>Get the satisfaction of the look on Math teacher's face
>Borscht may be cheap, but accidental revenge with plausible deniability is priceless
Tyler Green
>ferries
David Green
Get that hungo shit outta here.....it is good though.
Xavier Cooper
>Our ancestors weren't some braindead algae fuckers, they knew what they were doing and did it for a reason.
You say that, but where the hell did retards such as come from then?
The retardation genetics has to have started somewhere.
William Hernandez
There is not t in borsch. Stupid nonslav
Adam Stewart
>completely jamming and rendering your service weapon inoperable with Borscht
Yep, sounds 100% factual and not neckbeard fantasy lore
Christopher Taylor
Bone and horn were added to iron you fucking retard, stop posting things you don't know anything about. Slave quenching swords is weeaboo shit though. But it did happen.
>Our ancestors weren't some braindead algae fuckers, they knew what they were doing and did it for a reason.
But they didn't understand what that reason was. They did it because someone else did it because someone else did because someone else decided bones were magic and they'd make a pretty sick sword. When you don't have even the concept of chemistry, a lot of your logic goes out the window.
Julian Harris
It started in Africa
Christian Hernandez
That's a big ass sword. Although there's only so much you can do without manipulators.
Cameron Cruz
Tyler Lee
Old myths don't change physics.
Dominic King
Good thing i was referring to old myths and not physics. Don't change the goalposts you retarded faggot.
Grayson Fisher
They didn't have any concept of chemistry when brewing alcohol either, but it works. Sometimes you just discover shit.
>hey, what if I put this stuff together and let it sit for a while in this barrel?
>cool, it's done, I'm gonna drink it now
>my head feels weird, let's make more
>hey, what if we use this weird looking ore instead of bronze?
>holy shit I can't bend this easily at all, let's make more of this stuff
>hey, what if we put bones in the coals?
>this iron doesn't break as easy, let's keep doing this
>hey, what if we sail that way?
>look, I found Japan, suck shit
>Japan seems a lot more backward than the king said it was, they're all tribals
Nolan Hughes
>implying a nugget wouldn't cycle after being filled with borscht
Jaxon Peterson
have your gun blessed by a priest
Kayden Harris
Were at a time where we can access historical accounts via anything besides oral history.
Elijah Reyes
Nice fuddlore. You have no idea how iron is quenched. You can’t just plunge it into anything or it’ll warp; it’s dipped rapidly in and out of whatever quenching solution is being used. And slaves were fucking expensive.
Cameron Foster
>Wyatt Earp's gun
>The gun that killed Duke Ferdinand
>The gun that killed Hitler
>Simo Haya's mosin
>Rolands' Thomson
Plenty of guns of leyend out there
Cooper Rivera
Christian Nguyen
I'm on the same page as , whenever the USS Constitution goes out and is reported on the news its held up to a near mythical status.
Colton Ramirez
Dylan Hall
>literally
and a 13 year old joins the weapons conversation
Jaxon Martinez
>Hitler's Canoe