Alright Jow Forums we storming Epstein Island, gimme your loadouts
Alright Jow Forums we storming Epstein Island, gimme your loadouts
Cooper Cox
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Juan Carter
I'm going in style.
Gavin Barnes
That house looks like kiddy didling mecha
I've got my gorka, smersh, ak and frequent flyer miles ready.
Jacob Jackson
You going to tell me there is a settlement that needs my help with that fucking outfit.
Charles Hill
>gorka
>ak
All slav larpers will be executed on the beach and kicked into the sea.
Noah Flores
Id do auto Glock 18 with drum mag and brace. plate carrier, and gorka with
Lincoln Taylor
Alexander Moore
>ss_officer_with_mp40.jpg
Alexander Collins
Here’s an idea, why don’t we convince Ivan to firebomb the island like Jow Forums did with that one ISIS camp?
We just say there are terrorists on the island too and use it to smuggle drugs and guns.
Austin Cruz
Isaiah Carter
full regalia.
Dominic White
>go to island
>film training video
>evacuate
>call ivan
>???
>profit
Camden Fisher
Good loadout.
Camden Williams
Gavin White
Just need one
Juan Wright
Using only stuff I own, except the shoes.
Joseph Jones
Where the FUCK do you still find No.9's?
Jason Hernandez
Local valero has them. I don't smoke very much so maybe they don't have em anymore.
Aiden Parker
Oh man, how are you going to carry all that empty space with you?
Jeremiah Brown
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Matthew King
1887 scattergun and alloy skeleton checkin' in
Gavin Adams
> g17L
> wish giggler
> VFG with light and laser
> stendos
and a 243 break action rifle in my bag. Gotta look grey
Luis Lewis
Blake Jenkins
Brayden Green
Joshua Phillips
>hollywood trying to erase the evidence
not so fast, "ripley"
Oliver Anderson
Lemon poppy pound cakes for moral support and to give to the rescued kids.
Isaac Thompson
Liam Evans
Let's just do that to you instead.
Asher Richardson
We could just do that too
Jackson Barnes
Lucas Parker
Can someone fill me in on what happened. I read something about this Ivan you speak of a while ago but would like to know more.
Adrian Moore
In my closet/gunsafe right now, or in my fridge...
>Shitty Hawaiian pattern shirt
>Short-shorts. (Aka, Daisy Dukes)
>Doc Martin Boots
>Ray-Bans
>AR-15 with a shitty Hawaiian patterm sling
>Glock 36 (slim, short, fits in the ass pocket of my shorty shorts)
>Oakley Backpack (full of beer and ammo)
>sandwiches (PB&J only. Can't risk the meat going bad)
>vape+vape juice
>seven pairs of handcuffs (don't ask)
>Camel Back full of ice.
Blake Ortiz
*SS Marschiert in Feindesland plays in the background*
Jason Phillips
May 30, 2016
Jow Forums saved the world and called in an air strike, was pretty based.
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Jackson Reed
>implying this wasn't 5 larpers in a thread full of impressionable young idiots who actually believe that a cartoon frog put a president into office
Joshua Lewis
based af
Joseph Reyes
Thank you. That gave me such a murder boner
Ayden Jones
can't wait to ice some pedos
Thomas Foster
Tyler Collins
not any kind of pedos, these guys are overlord tier pedos
Brody Scott
Logan Davis
>>who actually believe that a cartoon frog put a president into office
It certainly helped.
Gabriel Rodriguez
That bat wouldn't work because the razors would just lay flat after the first few hits. You have to get a dremel and cut a triangle-shaped trench for the non-sharp side of the razor to fit into and stay. Then you tie it tight with the wire.
Camden Campbell
I like your choice in MRE side dishes.
Nathaniel Cook
The pound cakes are pretty nice.
James Gomez
Christian Garcia
Actually the most realistic for this island orgy temple I've seen yet
Angel Watson
>implying 99% of Jow Forums wouldn't go to Epstein's Island to rape the kids themselves
Isaac Miller
>M203
>suppressor
>scope
>DBDU camouflage
Kino taste sir
Evan Walker
Murder the previous land holders, rape the kids, take over the land for the glorious Jow Forumsolony
Caleb Moore
A AR45 SMG, a bandolier stuffed with sticks of .45 Super, a satchel full of blast and incendiary grenades, and my hot weather clothes.
Nathaniel Butler
Primary: big boat
Secondary: local islanders with pitch forks and torches.
I'll probably just take a fal and some liquor + enough snacks for the locals. Mobs need fuel. Hotdogs, baked beans etc.
Logan Ramirez
shiny and chromepilled
Charles Foster
Primary: USAS-12
Secondary: P30L
Melee: Machete
Grayson Morales
> Gets shot by friendlies the instant you land so they can have your unobtanium VSS
Camden Stewart
Not enough dusters in this thread.
Aaron Richardson
>half skull
based
Elijah Hill
with what? a fucking ss-20 on USA island?
Logan Wood
Wearing STALKER loadout w/ puttees, with Colt SP1 clone, Jericho 941 w/ weeb grips, and drunk as hell on vodka and Baja Blast.
Nathaniel Perez
Let me take a bong rip first.
Hunter Baker
If we're larping, I'm going all out. Even if we aren't larping, I'm going all out.
Daniel Campbell
>stealing guns
leave
Lucas Wood
>Implying everything incriminating wan't removed imminently after it caught the public eye.
Jaxson Wilson
you can go anywhere in a car
Lucas Morales
Gavin Wright
they probably believe that no sane person would dare go near the island
Angel Carter
Thehe, i'm a Jow Forumswai girl btw.
Owen Anderson
Would you mind air dropping me near or on the island ?
Also I need a CDR and a GNR with me on this.
James Nelson
Sure thing. As soon as i drop my load, i will have tonnage available, pick you up on my way back.
Dylan Diaz
You guys can ride in the shipping containers
Liam Wright
Joshua Lopez
Cant you hypothetically drop me off with your load ? on the first pass you drop the boom boom then on the second pass you just drop me near the island in the water, we can jump with the crew on-board. We have a few seats for any other Jow Forumsomrades that wanna join
Colton Collins
"Poison" hollow-points with the hole filled with pork and shellfish.
Oliver Nelson
just my naked body covered in blood with a sash of jewish scalps
Julian Jackson
>pork and shellfish.
Dumbass, according to the abrahamic faiths, being exposed to forbidden food or drink involuntarily or being forced to eat or drink forbidden stuff by circumstance means nothing and doesn't do shit to fuck with the fate of your soul.
You'd be better off using actual poison. or something goofy like your own feces.
Julian Reyes
Don’t forget Comet Ping Pong.
Ryder Bell
Just have sound systems blasting that you are shooting with pig shellfish rounds.
Now they voluntarily expose themselves to that shit.
Lucas Cox
You know when the fuck is anyone going to get off their ass and go get these fuckers. I mean all these meme pages joke about it but nobody has any inclination to get up off their ass or even try and find people who would with them
One man or a small group may not be able to take on a island of pedo guards but goddamn if we can get 1 million people to go to Area 51 we should be able to round up AT LEAST 500 good men to free those children and expose to the world the evils of that island
Also plate carrier helmet ar15 and obrez
Blake Rivera
Adrian Brooks
>Not one person is carrying sildenafil or tadalafil
Guess I’ll bring enough for everyone
Levi Moore
Don't forget about the cheap wine tho
Ready to kill the big guy are we?
I like the way you think user
Mason Young
My nigga
Benjamin Jones
Where do I even get a mail shirt?
Evan Jones
Ryder Harris
Adrian King
They probably don't have any traps there, so the girls will be safe from the Jow Forumsommandos.
Ryder Young
>any intermediate raifu with a flashlight and CQB optic
>flashbangs for tunnels
>trauma kits, first aid for victims
>gas mask becayse booby traps
>plate armor
>police van for victim evac
>robots for tripping booby traps
Zachary Rodriguez
>full NBC gear
>length of rusty rebar a meter long
time to ruin some kneecaps
Ryan Gutierrez
Posting my /usual/
Ayden Ramirez
Fuck off honey pot
Gabriel Wright
Always good to have a berserker on the frontline.
Nolan Stewart
Charles White
No, you are a man. You are not fooling anyone discordtranny.
Gabriel Watson
you can be my wingman anytime
Elijah Jackson
I like this one.
Alexander Jackson
>condoms
>lube
>cock ring
>Viagra
Luke Diaz
Xavier Green
glownigger