My wife received some everytown for gun safety spam in the mail today...

My wife received some everytown for gun safety spam in the mail today. They graciously included a no postage necessary envelope to return their survey in. should I fuck with them, boys?

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can you still tape it to a box of rocks or did they say you cant do that anymore?

Yea obviously

Send them a cd with one song burnt on it
“Big iron by Marty Robbins”

make sure to address it to: head kike

Send them NRA junkmail NRA sends in there.

Czech'd!

Send them the receipt for the nra/goa donation you just did in their name.

Was there a survey?

Yeah. Was thinking about answering it with all write ins, and sending a picture of Donald Trump along with it. Not that I really like the bastard, but it would be worth it for the lulz

draw a target o it
shoot it with a wad cutter
send it back

fill with anthrax and dip the envelope in LSD

Post the survey questions (or just take a picture).

if dubs, this

i got a better idea, do your idea but have the target be a picture of the leader/founder of the group

This. What was in it?

welp

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Print out the cock and ball torture wiki and mail that in.

Send a picture of a Swastika with MAGA on it.

winrar

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>nra backed influence
do grabbers live in an alternate dimension where they actually do shit

>cd with one song
Cool thing about vinyl is two sides. Big Iron on the A-side and Ain't I Right on the B-side

My first thought was to hit it with some buckshot. I guess I wouldn't be the first kommando to have gotten arrested for threats.

>not a problem at all
>too little influence
>more safe
Ez Pz

scan the front of the envelope

everytime you get junkmail with a reply envelope, print out a copy of the MDA encelope and tape it over the other envelope

stuff envelopes full of dense shit

mail

>have NRA-backed gun laws passed by Congress made you and your family more or less safe?
I love it.

Yes. They have a sort of conspiracy theory that there is no such thing as the Second Amendment or militia heritage, that in the 1970s the NRA decided to make up the right to bear arms in a bid to sell guns, and that the NRA is the most powerful lobby in Washington. They have written books arguing this with cherrypicked "citations" (Arming America, The Whites of Their Eyes).

Second page. Sorry for the delay, I am a stupid phone poster and I keep getting hitting the spam filter

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Third page. Last question on the back is "would you be willing to donate to support blah blah blah" and a form for you to write down your credit card info

>strongly favor blocking all those laws
>not effective at all
Wow they don’t even hide bias

I love how they simultaneous believe that
>the NRA used to be reasonable and good bois who defended gun control while the new NRA is a bunch of radical domestic terrorists, because they totally changed after Cincinnati
>the NRA has a racist history and they supported gun control to disarm the blacks, never changed

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There you go

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>NFA and GCA made us more safe
fuck off commie

I disagree with some of the NRAs policies but I dread the nightmare that the US would be like without it.

Hand drawn hentai. The worse you are at art, the better.

wtf I love the NRA now?

Those questions are absolutely dripping in bias.

>Closing loopholes
How?
>Strengthening laws against domestic abusers
They already can't own guns legally! What the fuck else do you want?
>laws that would give law enforcement officials tools blah blah blah
Surely this wouldn't violate the 4th and 5th Amendments, no siree.
>Muh Dolan Drump + NRA conspiracy
Lol.
>Public brainwashing propaganda
>(((Smart))) gun safety measures

Like this. Here's some i made for you OP

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Pretty bad, user. Pretty bad...

>They already can't own guns legally! What the fuck else do you want?
Trick people into answering Yes so that the antis can go on TV and complain that 90% of Americans agree with stricter background checks.

Pretty good user, but needs some political cartoon captions to seal the deal

Yeah, they need to dodge the question of what rights are (which is their real target), so they have these hilariously cheap ad hoc responses to common criticisms, lines that don't work if you think about them, like "I'm a gun owner," which is meaningless on the rights question. If the American understanding of rights is not destroyed, there is a permanent obstacle to going full socialist, and the one-step universal lesson in American-style negative rights is lawful gun ownership.

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It's almost like they're implying the NRA is their enemy.

>Closing loopholes
>Implying those are loopholes
>Strengthening laws against domestic abusers
Expand the definition include thought crimes
>laws that would give law enforcement officials tools blah blah blah
They dont follow the law already, no need to give them more laws to break

Thanks. I feel like you shouldn't make it directly political though. Don't want to be brushed off as some dumb gun nut

Punch the correct answers with .22 LR and send it back.

If dubs, also do

Make it Completely nonseisicle. Use the following, Canadian Milk Mafia, Poor Orphans, Big Aquarium industry etc.

If I get a chance I'll draw more for OP. my wife is home now though, and i can't really tell her I'm drawing hentai for some guys wife's spam mail that I met on the infamos neo-natal macaroni art forum Jow Forums. I like looking her in the eyes.

Same. Have to step out, but will be monitoring this thread. Keep up the ideas, lads.

I second Also, bust a nut or two on each page and sprinkle gunpowder or charcoal on it before it dries
Before you mail it out, attach a copy of "FBI homicide data table 6" as well as pic related or some other autistic meme

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Fill the envelope with baby powder and note saying “please use after trying to fuck the free world”

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DO NOT nut on the pages. Don't give the kikes your DNA.

Seriously tho, tape it to a cinder block, then mail it back. Let them pay postage for that.

When they say "smart gun" are they talking about that RFID and fingerprint scanner bs? They might actually be more insane than I originally though.

Tell them it doesn't matter because the government doesn't have a say in inalienable rights. Their only say in this is to make that right flourish. Just go full minuteman on them.

Send some loose bullets

Meme magic is real

Scan envelope
Print duplicates
Spam them with junk mail on their own dime

Yes. I had some fag from Sandy Hook promise lecture me that all current guns will be confiscated and replaced with Smart guns. The idiot boomer thought I was a liberal because I'm a millennial. He really had no clue on how anything works, just government and technology will save us all.

Make the squid Early Cuyler

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If every gun you own was taken from you and then replaced with smart guns, would you comply? They would all still be the same gun but the smart version instead

Depends on what you mean by "smart"
Integrated ammo counter and a link to a hud that will display my point of aim?
Shit yeah, ill take 100

always mail back busines sreply mail from leftist orgs and credit card companies. they have to pay for each envelope when it gets scanned in the mail. if we all did our part to sign up for their stupid mailings, we would be a parasitic drain on their resources and prevent money from going to other areas

tldr;
sign up for all the brady bunch antigunner activist group mailings you can because it costs them money and time and you can respond with fake data when they send surveys

>wanting to techno-fudderize all your classic funs

mark #1 as 'very serious', then write in pen below it "there's not enough"

>not enjoying cyberpunk aesthetics

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I'd go down with the ship. Come and fucking take them. I have enough supplies and ammo to hold out for a long time. Unless they want to Waco me.

>"They would all still be the same gun but the smart version instead"
>detail strip gun
>find the blocker that locks/unlocks the gun through solenoid
>grind it off
>reassemble

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What does Cincinnati have to do with anything?

americanrifleman.org/articles/2019/4/8/cincinnati-77-birthplace-of-the-modern-nra/

The numbers have spoken, and well they have.

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>not a problem at all
>to much influence
>less safe
Fuck the (((NRA))) and their backstabbing cocksucking boomer board.

That's a threat, and the kind of stupid teenager shit antifa do. It's unbecoming of the pro-2A message.

best option right here

soak it in liquid ass

I made that pic. Im super happy people are using it! Thanks user

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>today on CNN. Have enough Americans been murdered by police? Democratic representative Goldstein explains how not enough blood has been shed in no-knock unconstitutional raids, and how you can help fix this!

Make it so

Make a solution of Lofentanil-DMSO and mix in a ton of glitter. Evaporate all the liquid and carefully repowder it. Put it in the envelope with one of those washer rubber and paperclip rattlesnake egg prank things to fling it everywhere. Lol

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It's called cognitive dissonance and it's a mainstay of the left.

Pic related

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>sending white powder through the mail.
I don't think that's a good idea.

I feel kind of proud of my hometown.

Google "Cincinnati revolt"

thats the joke friend

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Just fill it up with as much weight as you can manage. They pay for their post in bulk so you're fucking up their bottom line.

It needs a horse signature too.

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One of the best Paul Harrell memes I've seen, I'll tell you that

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Lead shot. Lay it in a tray and use a torch to lightly melt them together or strips of tape so it stays flat enough to ship.

Fill it with mold spores.

The method I saw the guy just used junk he found laying around. Sending shot or bullets could be a bad idea, you know how timid people are these days. They could construe sending bullets in the mail as a threat.

Gee, I wonder who's behind Everytown...

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Sorry CIA, most people don't know where to get either of those.

OP that is a postage paid first class envelope. Every ounce of weight you put inside if the envelope will cost them an additional 15 cents. Fill it full of rusty nails or ripped up old papers. Waste their money and don't give them the satisfaction of answering their questions.

Fill it with lead buckshot

Shot I chose because it's dense as fuck, and readily malleable. Also getting them to have (((CNN))) air their "death threat" would just be a nice bonus.

this lol.

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