Be grug

>I stand with long nose tribe
made me laugh

real talk how many of the boomers and veterans that talk like that are actual zogbots?
I mean the 3%'s are just a zog honeypot from what I can tell.

better stock up on rock clubs while you still can fellow snow skin clan
long nose tribe has bribed our cheiftans into "resettling" many millions of neanderthals from across the mediterranean into our caves.

why longnose tribe take in neanderthals? their caves are closer anyways? why longnose tribe want to send neanderthals here instead?

You realise Europeans were mostly neanderthals

you mean Cro Magnun?

>Believing evolutionist nonsense

long nose tribe say there is one race
the hooman race

but what of crow magnums? neanderthals? austroloniggerus? they are very different from snow skin tribe.

why does long nose tribe want a drop of blood from me to tell me of my ancestors?
they told sister that our sky cloud ancestors no have blue eyes. told sister that grugs ancestors were dark skinned tree people from the sun lands down south.
its all a bunch of long nose tribe bullshit. next their shamans are gonna start charging interest on sand dollars.

Oy vug, remember the 6 gorillas

>Unironically being a creationist

Grugg no beleive Holobunga!
19 tribes!

Me no think law limit for club lengths help stop crime

Fuck rocks

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fucking rock fuckers

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As far as I'm concerned just line up the rocks and shoot them.

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this isn't

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Ken

Grug add stick. Grug add more stick. Grug keep adding stick, shaping stick. Grug tie stick together with deer guts. Grug put little stick on stick arm. Grug try throw stick, little stick fly like bird. Slippery slope, adding sticks. Add one skinny branch, add sharp rock, big scary club. Maybe chief right. No one Grug need all that power. Grug not Sky Man, not Ancestor Spirit: Grug just Grug.

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Grug's rights no be infringed. You take club from grug's cold dead hands.

make drawing of rocks

Grug no like rock, grug like bone. Other grug say bone shatter when use, but grug take bone many hunt, easy carry no shatter. Bone even hide from shaman man look grug for rock, can take bone anywhere

Caved and red-berried

never change, Jow Forums. never change.

stupid stick, dumb size. just get rock19, only rock needed

Hello tribesmen, me think that good idea if you post sawed-off club. Anyone think it fun to club other grug wolf?

Grug think long nose tribe pay you shiny rock to say such things

Bedrocked and redberried
Post Club and time tablet

Glow fire long nose! Grug never post short club!!! Grug not even have short club, not even short rock!!!

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What if grug use stick to throw other stick? Grug try throw stick with grab-grab, no go far. Try throw stick with thrower-stick, stick go biggum far.

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Grug not know cat. Grug want sabertooth tiger girl

Schlomug send you to the tribe cage. You not allowed not believe holobunga. Oy vug!

Also black beard tribe is tribe of not hurt

Me think Grug need wait 10 day before get club. Only get club from licensed professional. No Grug need club anyway no need rock even. Grug try words when other tribe come steal Grug women. Maybe when other tribe come Grug make friend.

Need to get rid of rock because sun haired tribe put long nose tribe into smoke hut and make take big sleep

Sorry but Grug lost all clubs in the great water. Grug is a very bad water rider...

Grug think Grug talk out Grug ass. Throw stick NEVER catch on.

Grug sad no more old sig saurus

Bash elder head in with club. Grug now lead tribe

>man from Old berry water, Smoke leaves and Rocks tribe comes to your cave
>him wants your rocks and spears
>what do

Nice Grugbait but Grug don't fall for Nose tribe shitpainting anymore.

what sawed mean, you sound like smoothface

>be angrynorthbird tribe grug
>be not like baldfreebird tribe grugs
>have many strange chief grug rules
>but grug know our chief grug rules are better than the rules of baldfreebird chief rules
>can have biggest stick possible, chief grug no care
>can ask for stick from stickmaker to be brought to cavemouth no problem
>can get pebbles same no problem
>many carved sticks allowed, but others not because bad juju names
>even fake sticks only in mind sometimes not allowed
>grug know still better than grugs south because we no get stoned by cavemouth watchers every two sun rise
>baldfreebird tribe grugs always bonesoupfroth with angrynorthbird tribe grug
>be grug
>be better grug
>have happy-mean smile

Rock won two big tribe wars, rock all grug need.

grug is crow-magnum

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Tribe elder is a subverter from the long-nose tribe. He is trying to make Grug tribe weak so that dark-skinned tribe take over Grug tribe.

tribe elder clearly hook-nose tribe insurgent
grug need to bash elder, become elder, take all shegrug for self

post rock norockz

northbird tribe grug can only carry 10 rock inside basket, freebird may even carry 100, some grug 200 rock. grug think northbird tribe is also longnose tribe

Grug wants to buy new shiny rock for 2-rock battles. What rock?

Me grog. Me have many rock with stick. Me have many sharp stick. Me have sharp rock on stick. Elder no like? Elder can come take it it from grog.

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Grug like fancy rock but no spend all shiny rock on fancy rock

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2 CAVE WARS!

Bird-35 is yellow spicy fruit.
Prove Grug wrong.

Here plans for how YOU make YOU own sharp rock on stick. Fuck elder.

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you first, gruglet

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>not even short rock!!!

Oh fucking kek

Tribe elder want come to grog cave take grog rock stick? Grog got big suprise...

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Grug need be careful. If elder see you with rock on stick he get Atf to kill friend wolf. Atf no like friend wolf.

Who Aft? Grog no care. Grog wish motherfucker would. Fuck elder. Grog make better elder. Rock sticks for all.

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Ooga booga

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Why u need stick go that far? Unsafe for little grugs. THINK OF LITTLE GRUGS

Grug think Long Nose Tribe trying to trick Grug again

Amen. Grug for big elder 20020

grug think freebird grug is water-surface speaking
grug think south tribe chief is secret totem lover of longnose tribe
grug think number of pebbles in basket is no good, only how well aimed is good and grug think freebird tribe is bunch of short totem makers
grug also tell freebird grug that grug can carry as much as basket can carry because chief and cavemouth watcher never care to look
only dumb grug let cavemouth watchers and weird animal riders look at baskets
grug can have girl-horse-leg shaped stick, grug think it best small stick that can be carved
grug think honkbird tribe best
freebird tribe all large and no good

>be me
>be Great Island Tribe grug
>take over many tribes
>Used to be best tribe before baldfreebird tribe left
>many other tribe leave too
>fire hair tribe want leave
>notthistime.rock
>unga bunga with fire hair tribe
>they take most of little island back then no more fighting
>fire hair tribe still mad that Great Island Tribe still has part of small island
>fire hair tribe start putting fire rocks in great island grugs caves
>fire hair tribe get bored and go back to drink fire water
>Great Island Tribe elders miss fire hair tribe
>invite long beard tribe to great island
>now long beard grugs leave fire rocks in great island grugs caves
>long beard grugs no like fire water because long beard elders say snu-snu with little grugs is better
>Great Island elder ignore screams of little grugs and say long beard grugs are Great Island Tribe now
>unga bunga soon

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both grug and grug know that middle-sand lands have more rock. moon and star tribe can have fast rock and short club without evil cavemouth watcher taking. allah preist say juju words but they have what grug no have

lond beard tribe know what best

beretta. grease ball tribe rockmakers make best rocks

the mishmash of angles in this picture hurts my eyes

Long beard tribe roll circle rocks from top of hill while grugs have bonfire at bottom of hill. Hurt many grugs, shegrugs, and littlegrugs.

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Grug have cat girl Mog WANT CAT GIRL Mog can trade for cat girl Mog carry pokin stick Mog feel same Elder say pokin stick for fire Elder STUUPID!!

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I love this post as much as I despise jews and thats saying quite a lot

grog no need so many rock on stick... grug think grog use of rock excessive. listen to long nose tribe and remove rock from stick

NO TRICK. Make many rock stick. Make quick. No more wait. OOGA BOOGA IT IS.

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>grug and grug know well grug on grug
>grug knows the rules, other grug too
>grug think hard wants to stay with grug long time
>no other grug can grug as well as this grug

>grug only want to tell grug how grug feel
>grug want grug to know well

>grug no want to let grug go
>grug will not let grug be sad because of grug
>grug no leave and no run to there and back many
>grug no want grug to spill water from face
>grug no say bye
>grug no tell bad lie and hurt grug

grug like this song, grug wants more grug to know but too easy so grug think of making song trap to catch grug unthinking first.

>To cave of rock fria came non-here Grug one hunt day

Ha! Grug got grugrolled.

GRUG ELDER GRUG *INHALES* EHHHH AHHHH EHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH GRUGGGGGGGGG!

>Be me
> Be grug
>Notice other grug at local grug spear range
>Notice other grug Picking up other grugs used spears
>Decide to confront other grug.
>Accuse other grug of stealing other grugs used spreads
>Other grug get mad
>Call other grug a spear Jew
>Other grug say you young grugs using assault spears designed for killing other grugs. And should only use spear heads designed for hunting and target practice
>Tell grug the tribe constitution was not written for dinosaur hunting
>Call other grug a cave ape.
>Be me
>Be grug
>Be banned from spear throwing Range

Why village elder blame bear-tamer tribe for all of eagle tribe problem? Grug think maybe village elder no like eagle tribe or bear-tamer tribe. Grug think village elder get shiny from long nose tribe to be friend

Grug think right.
Grug know longnose tribe have hand in unga bunga in next cave, where longbeard tribe live
longnose tribe responsible for many longbeard ungabungaing other longbeard grugs
now bear-tamer tribe get involved in next cave and longnose tribe scared. Send grugs to baldfreebird tribe and say to give rocks. baldfreebird tribe does because of old shadow ungabunga with bear-tamer tribe

grug no like longnose tribe having hand in shadow ungabungas
grug think longnose tribe needs lose hand

Have tribe

hmmmmmm
no grug need atlatl club with weight rock... no good.
berry picker like big weight rock club thrower of rock clubs?

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>Bullspear
Bullspear never catch on. Bad throw-feel. Always throw spear from middle. Desert rock and rock-tech no know how to kill mammoth

stick dont block fire cave
only rock block fire cave
but there is no rock
how?

plug meathole

Tribe elder no understand. Long stick lets you smash farther away and harder. If elder worried about stick breaking, he can keep a backup rock in rock holster.

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ugh grugs face is cringing

bean-eater

grug look funny with red face
like shegrug in heat